Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Mentalist, Bourne series, and Discworld.
Help! Someone get me a fluffy Sherlolly ASAP. I just searched for half an hour and all I got was partial and angst. Seriously, Sherlolly, I thought you were the pinkest, nicest, tamest, fluffiest pairing of them all and people keep poking me in the feels like I'm a stuffed animal! I'm not! I need some chocolate! And I don't have any! Somebody, help! Update: Forget this, Fanfiction.net. I can't enjoy the Sherlolly because there's not enough canon, and all the canon Sherlolly fics are more like drinking vinegar than eating chocolate. Sometimes it would be nicer to be delusional, like the more vehement Mystraders. (JK Mystraders, we're all delusional, I just find it hilarious that the two have never canonically talked.)
WIP: I'm not. A writer. Or progressing. Or writing. You know.
I'm a reader, fangirl, writer and editor (though I must admit there's much less writing than reading going on here).
I love getting mail & reviews from people and editing people's work. Want constructive criticism? This is the place to get it. If you're here because I gave you constructive criticism and you didn't like it, all I can say is that I have been taught (in a yelling-at-twice-a-week sort of way) to value SPaG (Spelling Punctuation and Grammar), good plots, and in-character characters very highly.
I support Team Gibbslap, the part of the population that believes Bella needs a good Gibbslap to clear her head from the fog of selfishness and whining that makes her life so constantly miserable.
Feel free to tell me if I've written something especially stupid; it happens all the time.
I am a source of several things: bad jokes, reviews, random curse words in various fictional languages, stories. But mostly bad jokes. Very bad jokes. Of which I am well-aware.
In 2011 I wrote for National Novel Writing Month and did it in 17 days. Pain. However, I shall do it again. So should you.
And I've decided that the best way to edit what I've got is with help, so when it's written it's posted, but it's not "over" or "done" till it's technically labeled complete. I could possibly bomb the world and leave only two survivors in a previously fluffy story if I so chose. So don't be surprised if there are some major changes.
And no, just because I keep saying, "ye gods!" doesn't mean I'm a polytheist. It just means I read lots of Terry Pratchett. Which is a good thing. All hail Pterry.
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