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Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Mentalist, Bourne series, and Discworld. Help! Someone get me a fluffy Sherlolly ASAP. I just searched for half an hour and all I got was partial and angst. Seriously, Sherlolly, I thought you were the pinkest, nicest, tamest, fluffiest pairing of them all and people keep poking me in the feels like I'm a stuffed animal! I'm not! I need some chocolate! And I don't have any! Somebody, help! Update: Forget this, Fanfiction.net. I can't enjoy the Sherlolly because there's not enough canon, and all the canon Sherlolly fics are more like drinking vinegar than eating chocolate. Sometimes it would be nicer to be delusional, like the more vehement Mystraders. (JK Mystraders, we're all delusional, I just find it hilarious that the two have never canonically talked.) WIP: I'm not. A writer. Or progressing. Or writing. You know. I'm a reader, fangirl, writer and editor (though I must admit there's much less writing than reading going on here). I love getting mail & reviews from people and editing people's work. Want constructive criticism? This is the place to get it. If you're here because I gave you constructive criticism and you didn't like it, all I can say is that I have been taught (in a yelling-at-twice-a-week sort of way) to value SPaG (Spelling Punctuation and Grammar), good plots, and in-character characters very highly. I support Team Gibbslap, the part of the population that believes Bella needs a good Gibbslap to clear her head from the fog of selfishness and whining that makes her life so constantly miserable. Feel free to tell me if I've written something especially stupid; it happens all the time. I am a source of several things: bad jokes, reviews, random curse words in various fictional languages, stories. But mostly bad jokes. Very bad jokes. Of which I am well-aware. In 2011 I wrote for National Novel Writing Month and did it in 17 days. Pain. However, I shall do it again. So should you. And I've decided that the best way to edit what I've got is with help, so when it's written it's posted, but it's not "over" or "done" till it's technically labeled complete. I could possibly bomb the world and leave only two survivors in a previously fluffy story if I so chose. So don't be surprised if there are some major changes. And no, just because I keep saying, "ye gods!" doesn't mean I'm a polytheist. It just means I read lots of Terry Pratchett. Which is a good thing. All hail Pterry. | |||||||
1. Saisoto's NCIS: The Comic reviewsTony arrives at Gibbs' house one night, bruised and guilty, needing to talk. McGee's in the hospital, and Ziva isn't talking to him. Somehow, hilarity ensues. No slash. Saisoto's comic brought to you with a few extra details added, but overall, intact.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-12 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs2. KIMBALL CHO: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviewsThe CHO unit is now available for sale, in all of his deadpanning glory...read inside on how to NOT get yourself killed by everyone's favorite hawaiian pizza eater. Unbeta'd.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-16-12 - Kimball C.3. A Field Trip reviewsMiss Susan takes her class along on an errand to the CBI. She has to make sure Jane follows through on the deal with her father Death . A sequel to tromana's Dreams Mysteries Love Lost, but can be read on its own. Concrit welcomed. Unbeta'd.Crossover - Discworld & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-12 - Susan Sto Helit & Patrick J.4. Weathering The Storm reviewsHow did they make it from the funeral to the office to her house? She doesn't know...she'll make a little small talk, and get him out. Today she just needs to weather the storm alone. For some reason, though, he refuses to leave... Oneshot. Unbeta'd.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-12 - Teresa L. & Patrick J.5. Midnight Math reviewsThe similarities and differences between two insomniacs. Featuring Dr. Montague of episode 3x12, Bloodhounds. Oneshot. Concrit welcomed. Unbeta'd.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-12 - Patrick J.6. PATRICK JANE: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviewsThere's an actual storyline to this one! What begins as a simple programming of an Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to a unit evolves into an all-out panic, as the Manual website is ruthlessly hacked. Concrit and troubleshooting questions welcome.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-15-12 - Patrick J.7. Six Hundred, No Mushrooms reviewsWhy Summer agrees to pizza even though she hates the greasy stuff. Double drabble, 200 words exactly. A present for LittleMender. Unbeta'd. Concrit welcome.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-15-12 - Kimball C.8. Parallels reviewsIn Spain, he had his suspicions...Now, in Tangier, they're confirmed. Why does Bourne send Nicky away after the Desh incident? Drabble. Unbeta'd.Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-12 - Nicky P. & J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain9. TERESA LISBON: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviewsEverything you need to know to prevent your own termination at the hands of your very own pocket rocket, dynamite, heavily armed, and cute as a button Agent LISBON unit. Includes place of manufacture, tips on OOC prevention, and list of accessories.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-8-12 - Teresa L.10. Testing 123 reviewsA short, humorous fic about Tony preparing to pose as a stand-up comedian. Also my first time posting. We'll see how it goes.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-11 - Tony D.
