i hate when you are about to message someone but you see that they are writing something so you stop but then they stop and its just this whole big mess and i dont need this in my life i have too much stress already

have you ever really wanted to be friends with someone or just have a conversation with them because they seem really cool and you have some similar interests but you don’t know how the fuck to go about it because you feel weird just popping up out of nowhere like “hi i love you let’s make friendship” so instead you just do nothing at all and internally weep - me in a nutshell

If any of you are waiting for another chapter to come out - check my tumblr to see my progress (link called 'w.i.p' - click it): here.

OI YOU. YES, YOU.

IF YOU LIKE AWESOME STORIES, CHECK THESE OUT:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8473014/1/the-Painters-Apprentice

-IB, game (by Ninjakittee).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8746186/2/It-s-All-Fun-and-Games

-Katekyo Hitman Reborn, anime/manga (by Aila Inverse).

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8929929/1/A-World-Less-Ordinary

-Naruto, anime/manga (by Seleniel)
*you've done well, young grasshopper. ((thanks for all your hard work and putting up with my harshness/bluntness - that goes to all my beta's, but probably you more because you're someone I know in rl so I kind of probably went even more harsher than normal orz))

Yeah. That's right.

I shall flaunt my beta'd stories because these people have earned it, yis.

DISCLAIMER: COVER ART FOR REMINISCE MADE USING: http://gen8.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Maker-1-1-346025144

Hi there! :3

Before I go into saying more stuff, I shall first say...: NINJA-TAN. I LOVE YOUUUUU. -glomp-

ahem*. Anyways, if you guys are into Naruto/Avatar the Last Airbender fics with OCs, go check out Ninja-tan's (Ninjagirl2211) stuffles. Trust me. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. :D

So anyways...

I love writing, although may be a little (or a lot) slow at updating. I'm a girl, my favourite colour is blue, but you won't get to know me much unless you either message me, or you're really observant! O:

I'm really looking forward to reading some amazing stories on either;

Hikaru / Kaoru / OC.

Fai / Anyone in Tsubasa Chronicle / OC .

Kanda / Allen / Lavi / Tyki / OC.

Peeta / OC.

Gray / Natsu / OC.

Zuko / OC (GO READ 'NOT The Last Airbender'.)

Ib / Garry or Garry / OC.

Don't be afraid to recommend some to me!

Plagiarisers out there - can't you write your own works and challenge yourself instead of stealing other people's sweat and hard work?

Stories/Oneshots: In Progress

Name: Undeniable (T) - Chapter 2 coming soon... (uhh... 15% done...)
OC(s): Haize (Haizel) - Main character, love interest for Peeta Mellark.
Category: Books >> Hunger Games
Character(s): Peeta Mellark.
Type: Story -Romance & Friendship.
Summary: There should be more OC x Peeta fics, although I cannot argue that Katniss & Peeta are an amazing couple. Please don't take this too seriously. Eventual Peeta x OC. "It's my fault, for falling in love with Peeta's idealistic self."

Name: Reminisce (T) - Chapter 7 out.
OC(s): Reiki Lilieave - Main character, love interest for Gray Fullbuster.
Category: Anime/Manga >> Fairy Tail
Character(s): Gray Fullbuster.
Type: Story -Romance & Friendship.
Summary: Toothbrushes, daggers, magic, necklaces, dragons, needles - Fairy Tail. That can summarize this story well. Oh! And the words 'True' and 'Love'. I believe in it, do you? - Gray x OC.

Name: Hello (T) - NEW
OC(s): Lia Phan - Main character, love interest for Ivan Karelin/Origami Cyclone.
Category: Anime/Manga >> Tiger & Bunny/タイガー＆バニー
Type: Story -Romance & Friendship.
Summary: 'His fingers were much too gentle, she noticed.' - Ivan Karelin / Origami Cyclone x OC. Because, you know. A simple hello can lead to a million things.

Stories/Oneshots: Complete/CANCELLED

Name: A Journey: Undone & Undine (T) - CANCELLED
OC(s): Fay - Main character, love interest for Fai. Ash, side character, best friend of Fay.
Category: Anime/Manga >> Tsubasa Chronicle.
Character(s): Fai D. Flourite, also known as 'Yuui'.
Type: Story -Romance & Friendship.
Summary: When I took a glance at his impassive eyes, I hesitated - "Moving on is much more better than just standing around and wasting time. Although it's not my place to say this: Isolating yourself by putting up a facade, is going to hurt you much more." Fai X OC

Name: Ribbon (K)
OC(s): Emi - Main character, love interest for Kaoru.
Category: Anime/Manga >> Ouran High School Host Club.
Character(s): Kaoru Hitachiin.
Type: Oneshot -Romance & Tragedy.
Summary: She reminded him of a ribbon. Beautiful, Pure, Fragile. However, her delicacy was double edged, because as soon as she fell, she kept on falling, deeper and deeper into an eternal sleep. Kaoru X OC

Name: Time (K)
OC(s): None.
Category: Anime/Manga >> Death Note.
Character(s): L.
Type: Oneshot -Hurt/Comfort & Family.
Summary: "I feel a pain that veins through my entire body, but chips determinedly away at my heart. It is physical, mental, and emotional all at the same time. It happens far too fast for me to comprehend." Just a little oneshot.

EXTRAS

Everything I learned in life: I learned from CLAMP.

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. If the person has long, beautiful hair, they’re most likely male.

10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.

31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.

32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can cut your arm off for somebody and agree to be their prey but at the end of the Manga you still won't even be consider a cannon couple.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so IT MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.
I'm a LONER so I MUST hate everyone.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. :)

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ORFS (Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

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If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

Recent studies show that if Abercrombie said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore 98 percent of teenagers would suffocate, copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 2 that would be laughing their asses off.

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Hahaha. This is awesome xD

Quoootees!

"Well, good to know she's a freakin' psychopath."

"You know, when you say stalk, I think of that veggie." -friend looks at me weirdly- -I wave my fist- "STUPID VEGETABLE. STOP INVADING MY PURE AND UNCORRUPTED-" -friend corrects me- -glares at friend, sighs but continues in a loud shout- "-MIIND!"

"Take that back! At least I'm not a llama who laughs like a maniac!"

"-in the middle of the night, cousin sleeping over, I turn to face her- "...Do you feel... safe?" -cousin slowly turns to me- "Do I have a reason not to fe- oh wait. Don't answer that."

"What the fluffy?" -friend gasps- "Oh my God, I swear Jesse, you're contagious!" -I lift my eyebrow (coz I can actually do those things >:D)- "Oh... contagious in... what way?" -insert wink here- "I keep saying fluff now - and ew, that's not nice." -I pull an offended face- "WUT WAS THAT?"

"MIRUKU TO PANDA wa, la la lalala la la la la lalalala" -friend turns to me- "Uh... are you okay Jess?" -I turn to her, waving my fist- "YOU KNOW WHAT? THE PANDA IS MILKY!" -silence- "...The fu*?"

"-quoting asdf movies, search on youtube "I baked you a pie!" -friend actually believes me (she's never seen one of the movies of asdf before)- "Ooooh, what flavour?!" "...PIE FLAVOUR!!!" "Oh cool, where is it?" -silence- "You see this...? -points at fist-" "Yeah." "Well... IT GO IN YOUR FACE NAO." "..D:"

"EVERYONE DIEEEEED!" -me moaning and groaning at my friend, after I finish reading Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins- "Awh, don't worry Jesse. I'll get you counseling." -insert sweet smile here- "...EVERYONE DIEEEDDD!!!! FINNICK!!"

"-in an argument about abortion- NO SERIOUSLY DUDE, if someone tells you abortion was eating a leaf, would you believe them? NO." -friend grabs a leaf and eats it- "I'm doing an.. abortion!" "...You guys... ;A;"

"I like pie." "Oh do you now, Jesse?" "Yup." "..." "..." "-facepalm-"