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| Dobe-14 |
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. So you have clicked onto my page...which means you want to know about me...Well, then...lets get started. Too start off, I'm half wizard, half vampire c: Follow me on: Tumblr: zayns-blonde-streak Twitter: CharliieeHoran1 Wattpad: IWatchYouSleep Name: Dobe. Age: 16! *FINALLY LEGAL! *Does happy dance* Sex: I am a female...I think. Sexual orientation: I am straight. Hair: I have naturally curly hair. People like to play with it by putting there fingers in the hoops and pulling it down then watching it spring back up. It is dark brown :3 Eyes: Bright blue! I love my eyes! Its the only part I like about me...apart from my hair. Favourite things: Colour: Purple and Lime green Hated things: Colour: Pink. About me: Well mortals, I am a huge One Direction fan! It is amazing! It's like all I go on about...tumblr, facebook, Wattpad...you name it, I go on about One Direction on it. I would literally cry if I met any of them in real life...after I passed out of course...anyways..I guess I also like writing, hoodies, blankets, The Hunger Games, Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence, pyjama's, jogging bottoms for lazyness, Vans, Converse, Chinese, Japanese and Indian food, Justin Bieber, anime and my bed. I assume I'm normal size for my age... I love my hoodies! I have a purple one which is my favourite 'I'm a Belieber!' on the front. My friend got it me for christmas! Don't judge me! I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING...ok, maybe that's a lie...but you get the idea! I am a loud and hyper person to anyone, their first impression of me is usually 'Ahh, what a weirdo!'. I'm a ultra ultra ULTRA lazy person. I am very weird, I talk to myself when I'm bored and hit my bedroom wall with a spanner...I smile all the time! I am always happy, and am rarely ever upset, I love being happy it makes life so much better. I laugh at everything! I think everything is funny, myself mostly, I just like being me! I get over excited really easy, become obsessed easy...not naming anyone...*cough Cody Simpson cough* and take things to heart. I'm very immature for my age...I'm 16 and act like a 6 year old...that's why my friends have to look after me a lot of the time to make sure I don't die...It's amazing. I love my life, family, friends and everything else in it. I talk French and German, not fluently...I am still learning! I just recently started learning Japanese as well ' Team Peeta all the way!...Sorry Gale...Anyway...moving on...I have a fear of spiders, needles, dying...and lots of other stuff but the list would be too long. I love my friends, I would do anything for them. They are the people I can rely on when I am having family problems, friend problems, school problems or just a genuinely shit day and they don't judge me for being me. I truly love them. C: I Suggest you check out their stories..they're pretty crap actually...They're on my favourites! These are people I know from home or met on Fanfiction or are my favourite authors that I have never spoken to :'3 Other then all of that, I wear my heart on my sleeve and talk to anyone! So PM me sometime, yeah? :3 Well, that's a pretty big 'About me' paragraph. If are still here and reading, then I congratulate you! Current Projects: Well, at the moment I'm working in my very first Hunger Games fic! It is based off the end of Mockingjay. I really hope you like it, I'm really looking forward to publishing it. However, that may be a while because I am writing this, while being a beta for Alecksander92. His story Gaijin is AMAZING I really suggest you read it! Favourite pairings: The Hunger Games: One Direction: Harry Potter: Naruto: Pairings I don't like: Naruto: The Hunger Games: Come to the dark side we have Peeta...and cookies! BUT MORE PEETA! C: Favourite sayings: A day without sunshine is like... night! Okay... So whats the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way... your in the wrong lane! What happens if you get scared half to death twice! You think your all that and a bag of Crisps? Well I'm all that and I used to be normal, until i met the freaks i call my Friends! I'm not bald im just taller than my hair! Can you say 'beer can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'bacon'? I just found out that the government are killing all mentally challenged people. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. Sorry, I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight. Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you... You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm so tripping you. I am not weird... just...plotting... I don't obsess! I think intensely! Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If that doesn't work, try four. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. You say physco like it's a bad thing. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! I hear voices, and they don't like you. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. Normal people worry me. Education is important, school however, is another matter. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself 'where the heck is my ceiling?' Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I'm a good girl who's just a bad girl that's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means'bloodsucking creatures' It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me... run while you still can! I plan on living forever... So far so good. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one." The Girl: I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse. I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way. I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot. I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write. I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all. I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends. I'm also the girl they call "best friend." (..)'(..) ღ ღ ღ How to Tell if You're a Writer (Sad part is...everything on this list is true for me ... -_-) -If you talk to yourself. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 You know your crazy when... -for christmas every year since you were 4 there's allways one person that buys you a straight jacket -when your house names it's self Robert and begins cussing at you in a british accent -when you have earned the title 'Crazy Child' from your friends and family -when even after you found out were babies come from you still insist that the stork brings them to you -when you draw little smilely faces all over you body and name all of them Bill Beckerson -when you begin everything you say with 'Muwahahaha I am the artist formerly known as satan...' -when your mom puts foam padding on your bed room walls -when you run screaming down a hall and you friends yell back "What is it this time?" -when your laughter is creepy enough it scares away small children -when the bullies at your school start to avoid you -when the voices inside your head decide you need to build character and start bullying you instead -when your medications name is longer than 4 words -when your friends say "Danm you are crazy" -when your friends then say "Thank god, it'd be creepy if you were like the rest of the doofus' I know" If you agree with this, post it to your profile and add your name to the list! Kiiyu-sama Dobe C: If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja! If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'RE OBSESSES WITH A CHARACTER SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT MEETING OR FIGHTING THEM, COPY AND PASTE THIS! (Sasuke C:) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile FINALLY took the SemeUke quiz Woo! You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment! Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Dobe-14, 24 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. Thoughts on Gay Marriage! 1.) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction. 2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their own pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America. 9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Dobe-14 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. 25 reason I owe my mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. Repost this if you laughed (you know you did XD)... If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. Pick Up-line and shut downs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I CRY, so I MUST have emotional problems. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS! If you can read this, good for you. You get a lolly pop. XD I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny ipromoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcusease the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon)), Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku (Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)), Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl),cherryblossomdream(naruto from shippuden, sasuke Uchiha (both normal and shippuden), rei(from beyblade), micro-ice(from galaktic football), ash(pokemon), annee loves sasusaku (Tobi! from Naruto), Chii Saino Kuratsu (Gaara {all the other guys have a girl they're meant for but this one is MINE! Yes I know about Matsuri and Sari but they're his students! That's all.}, and Yuki Sohma), Deidarababygirl (DEIDARA, un ;D) Dobe-14 (Sasuke Uchiha, Peeta Mellark, Liam O'Donovan.) IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE Opening Credits: Rita Ora - R.I.P Waking Up: Rizzle Kicks - Down With The Trumpets First Day At School: Chris Brown - With You Falling In Love: Demi Lovato - Give You Heart A Break Fight Song: Paule Deanda - Walk Away Breaking up: Demi Lovato - Fix a Heart Prom Night: Nicki Minaj - Roman Holiday Life: Justin Bieber - Born To Be Somebody Mental Breakdown: Taylor Swift - Safe and sound Driving: Justin Bieber - Dr Bieber Flashback: Nicki Mianj - Dear Old Nicki Getting Back Together: Justin Bieber ft Chris Brown - Up Wedding: Justin Bieber - Stuck In The Moment Birth of Child: Katy Perry - Firework Final Battle: Justin Bieber - Runaway Love Funeral Song: Justin Bieber - Pray Final Credits: Busted - Year 3000 I'm a Belieber and proud B-eliveing. The haters are just as obsessed as us Beliebers. We're Beliebers (Purple Ninjas) we're not obsessed, we're dedicated, we're not friends, we're family. I love you justin you are my whole world If you're proud of your part in fanfiction with helping authors continuing to excel as they grow and develop as writers, post your total reviews on your profile page and put your name. Alecksander92Dobe-14 1. Your real name: Charlotte 2. Your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Purple Orangatang EPIC! 3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Rebecca Engleton O.o 4. Your Star Trek name (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 of middle name, first 2 of first, last 3 of last): NeeReChNee ...My last name is Nee. 5. Superhero name (Color of your shirt and first item to your right): Purple Blanket! Most retarded name ever...I LOVE IT! 6. Goth name (black and name of one of your pets): Black Storm. Ok, that's cool. My favourite quotes from 'The Hunger Games': 'Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!' 'Here's some advice. Stay alive.' 'The more likable he is, the more deadly he is.' 'She has no idea. The effect she can have' 'Scores only matter if they're very good, no one pays much attention to the bad or mediocre ones.' 'Katniss, the girl who was on fire' 'It's not a fair comparison really. Gale and I were thrown together by a mutual need to survive. Peeta and I know the other's survival means our own death.' 'I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.' Cinna: 'When you're asked a question, find me, and answer it as honestly as possible.' Caesar: 'Handsome lad like you. There must be some special girl. Come on, what’s her name?' 'Ladies and gentlemen, let the Seventy-fourth Hunger Games begin!' 'Panic begins to set in. I can’t stay here. Flight is essential...But I can’t let my fear show' 'Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you.' 'Only I keep wishing I could think of a way to…to show the Capitol they don’t own me. That I'm more than just a piece in their Games' (This is NOT mine. I do not claim it as my own.) When I walk on by, Mockingjays sing like "Damn, he fly." I bake to the beat walkin' down the street to my bakery, yeah. This is how I roll, new apron, all outta control! It's Effie with the pink afro, like Haymitch we rock the club yo! Ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body I-I-I work out! Ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body I-I-I work out! When I walk out in the rain this is what I see Katniss Everdeen is a-looking at me I got a loaf in my hands and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it… I'm Peeta and you know it! At the Capitol, security just can't fight them off In love with Everdeen, and told the whole world on live TV (what) This is how I roll, in the arena now it's time to go Heading to the woods, baby don't be nervous Spying on the Careers, stung by tracker jackers (watch!) Ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body I-I-I work out! Ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body, ah, girl look at that body I-I-I work out! When I walk out in the rain, this is what I see Katniss Everdeen is a-looking at me I got a loaf in my hands and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it… I'm Peeta and you know it! Ay! I'm sexy and I know it…Check it out, check it out… I'm Peeta and you know it! Whoever thought of that is a GENIUS. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number, so call me maybe? I am Straight But Not Narrow ›‹ YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 9... YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love skirts. Cats are better than dogs.You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink. Go to your mom for advice. Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. You hate wearing the colour black. You like hanging out at the shopping centre. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelery. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL:...18... Well, I guess Im a true girl at hear! But not a really girly one...but, a decent, weird, odd, funny, geeky, nerdy one. ›‹ Any Obsessions? Yes or No: Yes! Question 1: Single? A: Yeah, forever alone D:. Question 2: Inspiration? A: Music, reading, my friends. Question 3: Do you care what people think? A: Nope, not my problem if they don't like me. I wasn't made for them too like me. Question 4: Do you love to laugh? A: Of course, the amount I laug, it should be illegal. Question 5: What do you like in a guy? A: A guy who smells good, is kind and considerate and doesn't judge on first sight. Oh, and taller then me... Question 6: What is "swagger" to you? A: Justin Bieber. Just 'cauase he always says it and it reminds me of his face. Question 7: What's rap music to you? A: Well, to be perfectly honest...the only rap I really listen to is Nicki Minaj...So, I guess I like it. But only her. Question 8: What Music do you listen to? A: ...I listen to quite a few. I like many different artists, who do many different genres. Question 9: What music artist do you listen to? A: One Direction, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Mindless Behaviour, Rita Ora, Conor Maynard, Rihanna, Cover Drive, Jessie J, Chris Brown, Drake. More, but my mind is frazzled -.-' Question 10: Favorite Character of ALL TIME A: ...*Thinking hard* I would have to say..Peeta Mellark. Question 11: What's on your mind right now? A: Right now? Food...One Direction...Larry Stylinson...how to find ways to meet all the people I love...how funny I am...And other things I will not share... They say the Devil Wears Prada, I'm clearly wearing Vans. Word will be just words, till you bring them to life. - Niall Horan. | |||||||
1. Kakashi's Advice! reviewsSasuke is sexually frustrated about Naruto, so Kakashi gives him advice to write a sexual book! All is well until Naruto finds it...The moral of this story you ask? Well, always listen to the number one pervert, Kakashi! SasuNaru, yaoi, for Ookami.cloud!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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