Name: Jessica, Jessie, Jess, JJ, Araceil, Half-pint, Selene, She-Who-Is-To-Be-Feared. (I put the fear of god into most guys 8D amusing, but also slightly depressing.)
Age: Watashi wa juukyuu sai desu.
Gender: ... Female, and rather obviously if you take note of the personal pronouns and my name.
WARNING/S: I do write slash/yaoi, femme-slash/yuri as well. However, I very, very rarely do sex scenes or anything beyond snuggling, making out and kissing. So you don't have to worry about your innocent virgin eyes when reading my works, just about your lunch because I'm a sadistic bitch who puts an unholy amount of detail into battle scenes were people get ripped apart by monsters and have their glistening bloodstreaked entrails rain down upon the protagonist. 8D
So please, I'll tell you now, flame me, and I will vaporize you. I like constructive crit, means that if I missed something I can correct it and grow from it. Trying to fry my ass and failing to do much more than piss me off won't.
Stories: Flight of the Raven (Harry Potter AU), Beyond the Emerald Dawn (Final Fantasy 7/Harry Potter crossover AU, post film, post OotP.), When Worlds Collide (Chronicles of Riddick/Harry Potter crossover, Serpent in the Shadow's Challenge 6), Soft Words (Naruto AU, finished.), Holding Wind (Naruto/Harry Potter crossover).
Flight of the Raven (19/8/2008): Still on a bit of a break from this. I'm having MAJOR difficulties with the next chapter, it just doesn't flow and I really don't like the direction its going in at the moment, everything seems to be going too fast and Raven's character has actually changed drastically since I started writing this. If I can't make the next chapter work I may go back and revise Flight and tweak a lot of it, so I suggest keeping your eyes on my profile for updates concerning the status of my work.
Beyond the Emerald Dawn (19/8/2008): I haven't had much of a chance to look at this yet, but its the next one I'm planning on updating so keep your knickers on everyone. It'll get done. Eventually.
When Worlds Collide (19/8/2008): Just updated. X3
Soft Words (19/8/2008): This has been completed.
Holding Wind (19/8/2008): Hiatus. X3;; sorry. My mind is a blank on this.
Ebony Sun (Adult fanfiction - 19/8/2008): Updated recently. No worries. X3 Next chapter is floating around my head somewhere. But I'll only be dragging it out after I've done something with Emerald Dawn and Flight of the Raven. No worries.
Patronus Piercing and Tattoos (Adult Fanfiction - 19/8/2008): Note book is still lost, but I've been tidying my room and finding notebooks left and right so one of them has to have my original ideas in them. This will wait until I've found the right one - and finished my room. X3
Before and Again (Naruto AU, timetravel!fic, girl!Naruto. 19/8/2008): Just a plotbunny that wouldn't leave me alone. Tsunade uses one of Jiraiya's Jutsus to send Naruto back in time, however since that's impossible he ends up in an alternative dimension as close to his original as possible. However, due to a few complications, mainly Tsunade's gender, her lack in Seal creation and Naruto's own Chakra going psycho at the time of his sending, he ends up in the body of five-hour-year-old Uzumaki Nao. Daughter to the Yondaime and Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Its a pet project of mine in which I'm allowed to be unreasonable cruel to Naruto by forcing him to sit through all the female trouble that us girls have to. PMS is going to be a bitch muahaha. Its going well. I'm on the third chapter already. I only really write this when the Naruto plotbunnies just will not stop humping my leg.
Tread Softly (Naruto AU, Medieval/canon!based, Powerful!Naruto (In comparison to everyone else that is.) 19/8/2008): Yeah, another bunny. This one is a bit different but no less amusing - to me anyway. After the Third Shinobi war all the civilians and Fuedal lords were furious with the Shinobi and basically toppled the system, putting the lords and ladies and royal families back in power and demoting the Shinobi to simple keepers of the peace. Guards and police officers. However there will always be Missing Nins, Naruto is one such having been picked up and adopted by his father's teacher and taken to Grass where he, Tsunade, the Sandaime and several other Missing Nins have made their home. The time eventually comes for Naruto to return to Konoha though, this time, in a twin-pronged mission with his client being Orochimaru of the Sannin, current advisor to the Prince in Waiting Uchiha Sasuke. On the one hand, he is to stop the prince from getting married before his 16th birthday, thus allowing him to claim the throne, on the other, he is to protect the prince and gather evidence on Orochimaru's treasonous activity and have him arrested. But the only way to do so would be... would be a contestant in the up coming O-Mai contest in which the winner... marries Sasuke. Up to the fifth chapter is done. XDD I'm probably having far too much fun with this. Oh well.
Untitled. (Naruto AU, Timetravel!fic, Sakura-centric, Competant!non-fangirl!powerful!Sakura. 19/8/2008): ohohohohohoho! Can you blame me? With all the timetravel fics going around out there I wanted to try something a bit... different. Sakura never goes back in time and after timeskip she actually gets pretty damn awesome, even if I still want to gouge my eyes out over the pink hair. So, after the destruction of Konoha, She, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata and Lee use an emergancy Jutsu to go back to their Genin assignment day and vow to change the future. With interesting results. I haven't gone very far with this, the ideas keep swirling around but I don't have much motivation to start the second chapter. X3 My other plotbunnies just seem so much more interesting by comparison.
I spell check all my work and reread it at least twice before posting to get rid of as many typos/spelling errors or cringe-worthy grammer, if you see something at fault point it out so I can correct it pleasums!
Also, if you're going to review, no one liners. It makes me ever-so-excited to see that I've got a review and then I cry because its only one word.I'm like Shikamaru people, you've got to make these reviews worth the trouble it takes to read them! XDD
IMPORTANT NOTE
http://somethingsexy.proboards82.com is now recruiting members. Be nice to me people.
Go over there and register, its a Harry Potter fanwebsite, we've got Roleplaying boards, contest boards, discussion boards, our own lexicon-library. Head over and say Selene sent you. (I'm head of Gryffindor and one of the deputy Headmistresses under Yellowwolf and Bloodymarry. You may know them)
Also.
There's another site that is recruiting as well, but you have to be a decent RPer to register and since I know half the people in Real Life I'm not posting the link up here for just anyone to drop in. If you want it, you're going to have to PM me and include a snippet of your writing ability. X3 I want to RP with decent writers people.
Think of this as an audition.
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