Name: Jessica, Jess, Jay/Jei, Jessie, Dess, Selene, Araceil.

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Bloodtype: O Positive

WARNING/S:

- I'm one of those people who hate pointless Flaming.

- I do write Slash and femme-slash, its a personal preference of mine. If it gets graphic, there will be warnings.

- I tend to get pretty graphic with the gore the blood and the violence. You have been warned.

- I have a full time job and I live away from my parents, updating will be sporadic and uncertain.

- I have a short temper and no tolerance for arrogance or stupidity or annoying people, I will rip you a new one if you make me lose my temper.

Active Stories: Black Birds, Lightning on the Wave, Resonance, Distance.

Discontinued Stories: Flight of the Raven, A Second Chance for Life, Wolf Cub.

Oneshots: Soft Words, Left 4 Dead, Traintracks, the Brakenblade one, Sunset.

Hiatus: Holding Wind, Beyond the Emerald Dawn, When Worlds Collide.

Beyond the Emerald Dawn (13/10/09): I've lost motivation for this, it's going to be a long time waiting people. Don't hold your breath.

When Worlds Collide (13/10/09): Ditto.

Black Birds (15/10/09): 21 chapters up. Just updated, fresh off the Memory Stick

Lightning on the Wave (15/10/09): 5 chapters up. Just updated, fresh off the memory stick.

Resonance (15/10/09): 5 chapters up. Just updated, fresh off the memory stick.

A Mile in Your Eyes (15/10/09): 3 Chapter up. Just Updated, fresh off the memory stick.

Distance (15/10/09): 4 Chapters up. Just updated, fresh off the memory stick.

UP AND COMING

Annen Route: Pairings unknown. McGonagall did her job right in Chamber of Secrets, when she caught Harry and Ron wandering the halls - having just escaped Lockhart - she escorted them straight back to Gryffindor Tower. They never found the piece of paper in Hermione's hand, they never found the Chamber of Secrets, they never found the Diary and Tom was never stopped and Ginny was never saved. Hogwarts was closed the next morning and Tom Riddle walked the streets once again. However, the schools of Europe aren't about to leave so many promising young minds to go without nourishment, every school in Europe throw open their doors for the displaced students, Beauxbatons Academy, Durmstrang Institute, Hernandez Escuela, Neamaton Monestary and Niflheim Academy. Its just Harry's luck that the one decision he makes for himself, leads him to the very school that Tom Riddle found himself interested in attending as well.

Title Unknown: Twilight/HP Crossover. Jacob/Harry. Non-Magical!AU. When an incident at Stonewall Secondary School takes Harry Potter into the hospital and under the knowing microscope of the medical world, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are arrested for Child Abuse, Neglect, Endangerment and Labour, amoungst other things. Leaving Harry and his cousin Dudley without guardians, until Sirius Black - Harry's godfather and an ex-RAF pilot - steps up to the plate and offers them a home with him and his husband, in Forks Washington where he works as a mechanic and his husband is a History Teacher at the local High School. But the change of scenery isn't the only problem facing them, Forks is a dangerous place for foreigners, especially if they're blind like Harry is.

Title Unknown: Hellboy/HP Crossover. Nuada/Harry. Magical. After dying and being revived again, Harry's body goes through an alarming metamorphosis that has a great connection with an ancestor he never knew he had, the Angel Raphael who, unbeknownst to his angelic brethern, fell in love with a mortal woman and shared in the sins of the flesh with her before his conscious refused to take him to her side again for fear of discovery and compounding his sins on an innocent woman. Terrified and ignorant of his heritage, Harry panics and flees when the Ministry and the Order alike attempt to take possession of him, he flees into the underground where the denizens of the deep enfold around and protect him. Many moons later, he is attempting to escape Order operatives when he runs into an Elf hidden within the darkness of the subways, he calls himself Nuada and swore to protect him from the humans. And Harry trusted him to keep his word.

I spell check all my work and reread it at least twice before posting to get rid of as many typos/spelling errors or cringe-worthy grammer, if you see something at fault point it out so I can correct it pleasums!

Also, if you're going to review, no one liners. It makes me ever-so-excited to see that I've got a review and then I cry because it’s only one word. I'm like Shikamaru people; you've got to make these reviews worth the trouble it takes to read them! XDD

I hate the pairings: Naruto/Sakura, Sakura/Sasuke, Orochimaru/anyone, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry, Harry/anyone over six years older than him -THIS RULES OUT ALL THE FREAKING TEACHERS!! SNAPE IS NOT A PEDO STOP PAIRING HIM WITH HARRY!! THEY HATE EACH OTHER'S FRICKIN' GUTS!!

Aside from those I'll give anything a go once before turning my nose up at it. I'm all for weird pairings. (Personally, I have a fondness for Sai/Neji, Ino/Shino, Gai/Anko – shush, he would treat her like a queen and it would be so freakin' sweet, Tenten/Kiba and also Tenten/Sai. Weird I know. Also, I take an odd amusement in Millicent Bulstrode/Luna Lovegood, not that I've found any.)

Not all that fond of Twilight, I've found a few crossovers I like but for the most part - to quote my Harry: Edward is a self centred emotastical cuntbunter. 8)

13/10/09

Well.

Ironies of ironies, guess what happened since I left you last?

That's right.

My grandmother died.

Ironic isn't it?

I was so happy and proud and excited when I told you about her stroke and about how she was recovering so well and telling off all the Nurses and scolding her husband and already chattering away as best she could. Turns out that the Stroke compromised her immune system, she caught an infection and on the Sunday morning, she passed away quietly in her sleep.

Funeral service was on the Friday afterwards, me and my brother and parents all drove down there to pay our respects, I cried like a baby during the service. After that, we all went to Grandad's for the Wake where everyone got so stone cold DRUNK that they couldn't recognise their own sisters (Uncle Wullie being a prime example when he needed to be reminded that Aunty Allison was indeed, infact, his baby sister and no, that did not mean she was his slave and he should get his own bloody drink.). My Uncles made their big brother (dad) look like a right wimp with all the booze they were putting away, I got to meet my cousin John's girlfriend, I met my Godfather for the first time in my life (Who knew? I didn't even know I HAD a godfather) I found out some stuff about my grandmother I wished I'd known while she was alive.

Like the fact she was a hardcore Trekkie. My grandma. A Trekkie.

And she made award winning wine out of parsnips. PARSNIPS!!

Me and all the other women in the family divvied up Granny's jewellry between us as per instructed, I got a few things, a pair of amythest pendents (I'm wearing one now) a silver chain, a golden chain that I was the only one allowed to take as it had a J on it (I'm the only other J in the family) and a Kilt pin, its amber with a stag head on it and a real bird's foot, I think it might be a pheasant. I also got a ribbon. I took one of her ribbons. Then I came home.

And caught flu.

My housemates gave me flu the day after I got back from a funeral in scotland. Nice.

So I ended up having to take MORE time off of work because it got to the point where I was nearly in tears and my vision blacked out every time I moved my head too quickly. Bad idea. So.

That was my week.

How has everyone else been?