Author has written 11 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Smurfs, Despicable Me, Kung Fu Panda, Avengers, Frankenweenie, and Lord of the Rings.
Hey everyone! Ever since I found this site I fell in love with it. I've always liked reading and writing stories, and there are so many great stories on this site to read. Plus it encourages me to write more.
I'm a 16 year old girl. I have tan skin, short, dark brown curly hair, and dark brown eyes.
My favorite colors are pink and green.
I have 2 little brothers, 2 female cats named Beauty and Spot, and a female guinea pig named Penny.
I've been playing the flute since 4th grade, and I'm in 10th grade now. I really love playing music in band at school with everyone, and I like to find the notes to songs when I'm at home and play it with the original music. At some point I'm gonna learn how to the play the violin too.
My favorite hobbies are ice skating, playing the flute, swimming, drawing, and of course writing!
My favorite genre is humor. It's what I write the most because I'm not too good at writing other genres, but sometimes I write other ones too. My other favorite genre is sci-fi. I love time travel the most. Stories where there are paradoxes or changing the future are the best. I like almost anything sci-fi though, like other dimensions, aliens, etc.
Although these are my favorites, I will read almost any genre.
• The Hobbit
• Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Rise of the Guardians
• Men in Black 3
• Hotel Transylvania
• Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted
• The Smurfs
• Despicable Me
• The Princess and the Frog
• Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked
• Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter
• Ice Age 4: Continental Drift
• Back to the Future 2
• The Smurfs
• Pink Panther
• Penguins of Madagascar
• Looney Tunes
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Planet Sheen
• T.U.F.F. Puppy
• Jimmy Neutron
• Fairly Oddparents
• Tom and Jerry
• My Life as a Teenage Robot
• Lilo & Stitch
• Proud Family
• Emperor’s New School
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• Ed, Edd, n Eddy
• The Simpsons
• The Hobbit - Bilbo & Gandalf
• Lord of the Rings - Pippin & Merry
• Rise of the Guardians - Jack Frost & Bunnymund
• The Avengers - Loki & Captain America
• Men in Black - Frank & Griffin
• Frankenweenie - Edgar & Nassor
• Hotel Transylvania - Wayne & Jonny
• Madagascar - King Julien & Gia
• Tangled - Rapunzel
• Despicable Me - Minions & Margo
• Igor - Scamper
• Wall-E - M-O
• The Princess and the Frog - Ray & Louis
• Alvin and the Chipmunks - Jeanette & Theodore
• Shrek - Puss in Boots & Donkey
• Ice Age - Diego & Peaches
• Back to the Future - Biff & Doc
• Avatar - Neytiri
• The Smurfs - Scaredy & Lazy
• Pink Panther - Pink Panther
• iCarly - Spencer
• Victorious - Rex & Cat
• Penguins of Madagascar - Kowalski & King Julien
• Looney Tunes - Bugs Bunny & Sylvester
• SpongeBob SquarePants - Patrick & Plankton
• Fairly Oddparents - Cosmo
• Jimmy Neutron - Sheen
• Planet Sheen - Sheen & Dorkus
• T.U.F.F. Puppy - Kitty
• Tom and Jerry - Tom
• My Life as a Teenage Robot - Brad
• Lilo & Stitch - Pleakley
• Proud Family - Penny
• Emperor’s New School - Kronk
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends - Bloo
• Ed, Edd, n Eddy - Double D
• The Simpsons - Apu & Bart
• Lord of the Rings - Aragorn x Arwen, Éowyn x Faramir & Sam x Rosie
• The Avengers - Black Widow x Hawkeye, Black Widow x Captain America & Tony x Pepper
• Frankenweenie - Victor x Elsa & Edgar x Weird Girl
• Hotel Transylvania - Mavis x Jonny & Wayne x Wanda
• Madagascar - Melman x Gloria, Alex x Gia & Julien x Sonya
• Tangled - Rapunzel x Flynn/Eugene
• Igor - Igor x Eva
• Wall-E - Wall-E x EVE & John x Mary
• The Princess and the Frog - Tiana x Naveen
• Alvin and the Chipmunks - Alvin x Brittany, Simon x Jeanette, Theodore x Eleanor, Alvin x Jeanette, Alvin x Eleanor, Simon x Brittany, Dave x Claire, Toby x Julie & Ian x Zoey
• Shrek - Shrek x Fiona & Donkey x Dragon
• Ice Age - Manny x Ellie, Scrat x Scratte, Diego x Shira, & Peaches x Lewis
• Back to the Future - Marty x Jennifer, George x Lorraine & Doc x Clara
• Avatar - Jake x Neytiri
• The Smurfs - Handy x Marina, Handy x Smurfette, Hefty x Smurfette, Clumsy x Pansy, Vanity x Periwinkle, Papa Smurf x Elderberry, Gargamel x Hogatha, Scruple x Brenda, & Slouchy x Sassette
• iCarly - Sam x Freddie & Carly x Gibby
• Victorious - Tori x Beck & Jade x Andre
• Penguins of Madagascar - Skipper x Marlene
• Looney Tunes - Bugs & Lola
• SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob x Sandy, Mr. Krabs x Mrs. Puff & Larry x Pearl
• T.U.F.F. Puppy - Kitty x Dudley
• Jimmy Neutron - Jimmy x Cindy & Sheen x Libby
• Fairly Oddparents - Cosmo x Wanda & Timmy x Trixie
• My Life as a Teenage Robot - Jenny x Brad & Jenny x Sheldon
• Lilo & Stitch - Nani x Dave, Stitch x Angel & Lilo x Keoni
• Proud Family - Dijonay x Sticky
• Emperor’s New School - Kuzco x Malina
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends - Mac x Goo
• Ed, Edd, n Eddy - Double D x Nazz
• The Simpsons - Bart x Laura
I know some characters are paired up with more than one person, for example Handy x Marina and Handy x Smurfette. That’s because I like both pairings! You may think I’m weird but some characters just look cute with more than one person to me. I actually prefer Handy x Smurfette. Please don’t get mad any of you Handy x Marina fans!
• Life of Pi
• A Series of Unfortunate Events (still have to read the last 2 or 3 books)
• Choose Your Own Adventure Series
• The Chronicles of Narnia (still have 2 and a half books to read)
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• The Count of Monti Cristo
• The Outsiders
• The Picture Bride
• Tom's Midnight Garden
• Someone's Waiting for You by Shelby Flint (The Rescuers)
• Where Have You Been by Rihanna
• Vanilla Twilight by Owl City
• Dreaming of You by Selena
• Roxanne Love Theme (Megamind)
• Never Knew I Needed by Ne-Yo (The Princess and the Frog)
• Still Here by Natasha Bedingfield
• Forever by Chris Brown
• I See the Light by Mandy Moore & Zachary Levi (Tangled)
• Opening Night Presents (Igor)
• Good Time by Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
• Somewhere Out There by James Ingram & Linda Ronstadt (An American Tale)
• Diamonds by Rihanna
• Best Friends: Instrumental (Madagascar)
• Just a Dream by Nelly
• I Could Fall in Love by Selena
• My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
• Define Dancing (WALL-E)
• Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
• No Air by Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown
• Reflection by Christina Aguilera (Mulan)
• M.I.B. Main Theme (Men in Black)
• Fly Love by Jamie Foxx (Rio)
• Love Don’t Change by Jeremih
• Men in Black by Will Smith (Men in Black)
• Romantic Flight (How to Train Your Dragon)
• Who Says by Selena Gomez
• Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
• Men in Black 3: Main Titles (Men in Black 3)
• Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo
• We Are by Keke Palmer (Ice Age 4: Continental Drift)
• Beauty and the Beast by Céline Dion & Peabo Bryson (Beauty and the Beast)
• Best Friends by will.i.am (Madagascar Escape 2 Africa)
• Whip My Hair by Willow
• One Less Lonely Girl by Justin Bieber
• Waiting for the Lights (Tangled)
• Griffin Steps Up (Men in Black 3)
I mostly draw OCs, scenes for my stories, and stuff for the Smurfs and Frankenweenie fandoms.
I don't have any stories posted yet and I don't plan on having any for awhile because I like FanFiction way better, but I will post them in the future.
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Master Shifu: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.
Brainy: This is the first time I’ve gotten kicked into the village.
Scruple: Clean clean clean! When do I get a chance to mess around?
Gargamel: You’ve messed up my life! Isn’t that enough?
Scruple: Huh! That guy really burns me up!
Finn: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well yeah I live right next to one!
Mater: This is Finn McMissile. He’s a secret agent. Don’t tell nobody! And this is Holley Shiftwell. She’s-
Holley: I’m Mater’s girlfriend! It’s so nice to meet you all!
Luigi: Guido believe you now.
Gargamel: Is that- No. No it can’t be. It is! The tawny locks of Smurfette! Oh sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh silky strands of joy! Mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit!
Azrael: Are you dead? (laughs)
Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can’t watch my friend be killed. We’re going!
Crane: Hey, maybe you can’t watch me be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And... she’s back.
Shrek: How did this happen?
Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man has certain feelings for a woman, powerful urge sweeps over him.
Shrek: I know how it happened! I just can’t believe it. (walks away)
Donkey: How does it happen?
Lightning McQueen: He won 3 Piston Cups!
Mater: (spits out drink) He did what in his cup?
Mater: Hey whaddya got here that’s free? How ‘bout that pistachio ice cream!
Japanese Car: No no, wasabi.
Mater: Oh same old same old. What’s up with you?
Po: I don’t know Dad. I mean sometimes, I can’t believe I’m actually your son.
Mr. Ping: Po, I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago.
Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup!
Po: How do I say this? Where did I come from?
Mr. Ping: Well you see, son, baby geese come from a little egg. Don’t ask me where the egg comes from!
Po: Dad, that’s not what I meant!
Donkey: I’m sorry but the position of annoying talking animals has already been taken!
Po: I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda!
Mother Nature: You’re just lucky I’m not a few thousand years younger Papa Smurf! (kisses his hat)
Papa Smurf: Ooh! Hehe. And a lot shorter!
Lewis: We had a deal!
Bowler Hat Guy: Crossies! Doesn’t count! (sticks out tongue)
Sam: It was a long time ago, but I too was... a nerd!
Flint: I wanted to run away that day, but you can’t run away from your own feet.
Master Shifu: Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?
Po: Master Thundering Rhino?
Master Shifu: Yes.
Po: Son of legendary Flying Rhino?
Master Shifu: Yes.
Po: And slayer of the Ten Thousand Serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Master Shifu: He’s dead.
Diego: I feel tingly.
Manny: Don’t say that when you’re pressed up against me!
Diego: Not that kind of tingly!
Doctor: Yeah, uh we’re with the Pet Hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
Theodore: Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
Simon: Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.
Alex: She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can! Pass it on!
Mason: He said “Let’s have some fun and take out the dam! Bassetthound!”
Alex: Tell them no! Pull up! It’ll kill us! There has to be another way! Pass it on!
Mason: He said “Don’t pull up. Kill us. There’s no other way. Bassetthound!”
Grace: Did you just talk?
Clumsy: I’m not saying ‘til you put down the giant... spiky... thing!
Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.
Po: This plan’s nothing like that plan.
Po: ‘Cause this one’s gonna work.
Agnes: It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!
King Julien: Come come Maurice, what is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here. Give me a nibble.
Master Shifu: Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior... was the worst day of my life. By far. Nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroying, horrible moment-
Master Shifu: I have ever experienced. (shudders)
Odile: His campaign was rubbish! He gave me what I asked for, not what I want! Can you give me what I want?
Patrick: Is that what you’re asking for?
Odile: How would I know what I’m asking for when I don’t even know what I want?
Po: No no no don’t die Shifu please!
Master Shifu: I’m not dying you idiot! Uh, Dragon Warrior. (sighs) I am simply at peace. Finally.
Po: Oh! So I should... stop talking?
Master Shifu: If you can.
Donkey: Aw, you got a puppy? All I got in my room is shampoo!
Fiona: And what of my groom to be, Lord Farquaad? What’s he like?
Shrek: Well let me put it this way princess. Men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply?
Donkey: Aw no Shrek. There are those who think little of him!
Shrek & Donkey: (laughing)
Fiona: Stop it! Stop it both of you! You know you're just jealous because you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad!
Shrek: Yeah, well maybe you’re right princess. But I’ll let you do the “measuring” when you see him tomorrow.
Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there’s a... There’s an arrow in your butt!
Monkey: At the first sign of trouble I’ll give you a signal. Caw caw! Kee kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Crane: Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?
Shrek: Well somebody better be dying!
King Harold: I’m dying!
Papa Smurf: Here, come sit on Papa’s lap.
Papa Smurf: Oh, right. Scratch that.
Patrick: Probably not the best idea.
Papa Smurf: Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick: Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?
Patrick: I mean it.
Smurfette: Ooh! Are you alright Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: (rubbing butt) All except one cheek!
Shen: Are you really willing to die just to find out the truth?
Po: You bet I am! Although I’d prefer not to.
Vanity: I’m too beautiful to die!
Luigi: Wait there’s more! “P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn’t mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn’t realize I was paying for it. P.P.S. That’s funny right there. P.P...” Uh, there’s a few more pages of P.S. here.
Plankton: You can’t do this to me Krabs! I went to college!
SpongeBob: Um, Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny.
Squidward: (drinks it) Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo.
Patrick: That’s it SpongeBob! You have crossed the line! As of right now, THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!
Patrick: Nah, you can look inside if you really want to.
Dr. Cockroach: Yes B.O.B. We are in the presence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It’s a boy! Look at his boobies!
Link: We need to have a talk.
Squidward: SpongeBob, I never thought I’d say this but... Let’s get that poop!
SpongeBob: I don’t think you can be the mom Patrick because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You’re right. If I were the mom, this would be kind of shocking... Just call me Daddy!
Mater: In this first one I can reach into a car’s hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, What I Accidentally Did To My Friend Luigi Once.
Patrick: So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
Patrick: SpongeBob you can’t always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keeps you on your toes.
Woman: Think of the children!
Sandy: That’s a good idea! Use the children to crawl into small places you couldn’t normally reach!
Guy: He’s not in the poison sea urchin cove.
Sandy: Well look again!
Woman: He’s not at the leech farm.
Sandy: Well look again!
Squidward: He’s not in my thoughts.
Sandy: Well think again!
Brainy: Lazy’s over there, but he’s all purple! And all he says is “Gnap!”
Vanity: Lazy’s always talking about a nap.
Brainy: Like this? “GNAP!”
Mr. Krabs: I didn’t wanna say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Uh, you’re beautiful!
Mailman: (gives funny look)
Boss: What is this rubbish? I would not wipe my own bottom with this! Start over! And this! (spits out) I would not wash my own bottom with this, after carefully wiping and wiping and wiping! Now go stand in the corner and think about what you have done!
Tailor: All my life it’s been suits suits suits! And now it’s dideys dideys dideys!
Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!
SpongeBob: Boy for a second there I thought I was gonna be arrested for breaking into my own house. What an ironic twist that would have been.
Policeman: Wait a second. If you’re throwing a party... why weren’t we invited?
SpongeBob: Well I didn’t know you, uh- The Plan Your Own P-Party kit d-didn’t mention the police!
Policewoman: Whoa whoa okay motor mouth! Tell it to the judge!
SpongeBob: I see you’ve got the point. No matter! I was voted most artistic in high school! (pencil flies out the window)
Squidward: Ow! SpongeBob you’re gonna pay for that!
SpongeBob: Uh, maybe it was most clumsy.
Marty: What?! All you did was kick over a rock?! This ain’t no dead end! I’m about to open a can of whoop butt on you warthog!
Wilbur: Oh uh what about your friend though huh? Don’t you have somewhere to be?
Marty: Yeah I do. You got lucky this time!
Doc: (checks watch) Damn! Where is that kid? (checks watch again) Damn! (checks watch again) Damn damn!
Marty: What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space time continuum?
Doc: Well I figured... What the hell?
Theodore: So, did you miss us?
Dave: Of course I missed you! You’re my boys!
Alvin: And Dave, just think how much you’d miss us if there were six of us!
Dave: Alvin what’d you say?
Alvin: Well, the Chipettes needed a place to crash right? So I said, that you said, that they could stay with us for as long as they needed to!
King Julien: Hurry up before we all come to our senses!
Private: Ooh, can I kiss the bride Skipper?
Skipper: (slaps him) No!
Guy: Next. (raspberry)
SpongeBob: Finally! Yes! I’m next! When is the next bus to Bikini Bottom?
Guy: What? (raspberry)
SpongeBob: The bus schedule. The next bus.
Guy: I can’t (raspberry) understand (raspberry) your accent. (raspberry)
SpongeBob: Uh, next bus (raspberry) to Bikini (raspberry) Bottom. (raspberry)
Guy: Oh! (raspberry) Why didn’t you say so? (raspberry) Next bus leaves in (raspberry) 5 seconds.
Gargamel: You’re supposed to be watching your section of the forest!
Scruple: (yawns) Well, a growing boy needs his sleep.
Gargamel: Grow on your own time!
Scruple: Gee Gargy, thanks for being such a caring guardian!
Sickly: I am Sickly Smurf, sicky extraordinaire. I have shaky knees, a miserable wheeze, and a terrible sneeze. Achoo!
Mike: Hey look at that it’s Randall! It’s... Oh.
Marty: Whoa wait a minute Doc! Are you tryna tell me that my mother... has got the hots for me?
Marty: Whoa this is heavy!
Doc: There’s that word again: heavy! Why is everything so heavy in the future is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?
Maggie: Yeah, they’re real. Quit staring.
Squidward: I always thought the most important rule was “Why do today what you can put off ‘til tomorrow?” (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: What is today but yesterday’s tomorrow?
Greedy: (singing while laying dough out)
Harmony: Hey Greedy, mind if I play along with your singing?
Greedy: I wish you wouldn’t. (walks away)
Harmony: You never let me play!
Jokey: (puts dough in trumpet) Personally Harmony, I’d love to hear a few blasts!
Harmony: Sure Jokey! (starts to play)
Greedy: No no! My dough!
Harmony: (blows into trumpet and dough flies out, hitting Papa Smurf in the face)
Jokey: (laughs) April Smurf’s Day! April Smurf’s Day! Wasn’t that the smurfiest thing you ever... (turns around and gasps) Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf: (frowning) Very funny my amusing little smurfs! Lucky for you it’s April Smurf’s Day!
Harmony, Greedy & Jokey: Sorry Papa Smurf!
Donkey: Well it’s a long story but you see Shrek and I took some magic potion and well now... we’re sexy!
Fiona: (looking at Puss in Boots) Shrek?
Puss in Boots: For you baby, I could be.
Donkey: Yeah you wish!
Donkey: I’m already starting to get nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!
Puss in Boots: But how did you receive the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let’s just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that!
Sandy: I love karate!
SpongeBob: I love kare-ah-TAY!
Mr. Krabs: I love money-AY!
Squidward: I hate all of you.
Hefty: Hey! He broke our swing!
Greedy: (nervous laugh) Must have been an old rope.
Hefty: (frowning) More like a heavy smurf!
Loki: Leave this to me. Good Heimdall-
Heimdall: You're not dressed warmly enough.
Loki: I'm sorry?
Heimdall: Do you think that you can deceive me?
Loki: (laughs) You must be mistaken-
Loki: (shuts up and looks down)
Odin: You’re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes. I was a fool... to think you were ready.
Odin: (points at Loki) Hey!
Jay: It just be raining black people in New York!
Captain America: What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows. (Thor appears)
Laufey: (to Thor) Run back home little princess.
Loki: (stops) Damn.
Guy: Uh excuse me. My metal detector broke. Can I use yours?
Plankton: SpongeBob, this is your next lesson. Be aggressive! Tell that guy to take a hike!
SpongeBob: Do you wanna take a hike with me?
Plankton: Now look what you’ve done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!
SpongeBob: Hey! Go check in that ditch!
Guy: (jumps in ditch) Wow! Buried treasure! Thanks!
SpongeBob: Did you see that Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!
Plankton: SpongeBob you’ll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you’ll tie him in a knot if you don’t get your metal detector back!
SpongeBob: Hey! I’m gonna tie your shoe if you don’t give that back!
Guy: But I’m wearing sandals!
SpongeBob: Okay nevermind! It’s alright Plankton he’s wearing sandals.
Guy: Excuse me. Could I get a couple ice cubes in here please?
SpongeBob: Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! (runs off) (comes back whistling) Here you go!
SpongeBob: (giggles again)
Guy: Hm? (finishes drink)
SpongeBob: (laughs hysterically) April Fools!
Guy: (grabs SpongeBob) What did you do to my drink?!
SpongeBob: I- Eee. I- EEE!
Guy: YOU WHAT?!
SpongeBob: You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! (laughs)
Guy: I guess that is pretty funny. (laughs and walks away) Yeah.
Thor: Do not touch me again.
Tony: Then don’t take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you’re dealing with.
Tony: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?
Patrick: Hold it right there DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What’s that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don’t know! But I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with! Now I suggest you put him down and let him choose.
SpongeBob: Fine. But I’d like to remind him who it was that housed him, and fed him, and sat at his bedside when he was sick, and massaged his eye stocks when his eyes were sore!
SpongeBob: Pat, get your wallet out. Okay. Goodness lesson #1: You see someone drop their wallet. (whispers) Patrick drop the wallet.
Patrick: (drops wallet)
SpongeBob: Now, what would you do?
Manray: Excuse me sir, but I do believe you’ve dropped your wallet.
Patrick: Doesn’t look familiar to me.
Manray: What? I just saw you drop it! Here.
Patrick: Nope, it’s not mine.
Manray: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
Manray: (facepalms) (gets out ID card) Aren’t you Patrick Star?
Manray: And this is your ID.
Manray: I found this ID, in this wallet. And if that’s the case this must be your wallet.
Patrick: That makes sense to me.
Manray: Then take it.
Patrick: It’s not my wallet.
Manray: You take the wallet or I’ll rip your arms off!
SpongeBob: (turns tickle belt on) Uh uh! Wrong! Good people don’t rip other peoples arms off.
SpongeBob: You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that’d just be okay.
Older Boris: (speaking to younger self) You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I’d kill you right now if I didn’t value my own life.
Younger Boris: I win. I’m better than me.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop ‘til nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: We’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one yes. What about second breakfast?
Aragorn: (looks at Pippin oddly and walks away)
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast Pip.
Bilbo: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half as you half as well than you deserve.
Those are a lot of quotes! I’ll be adding more when I think of them. Hopefully you got a good laugh from reading these. :D
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