Hello! I am Maya. I'm 14 (though I may act as though I am ten years younger most of the time) and I like tomatoes.
There's nothing else that interesting about me XD um... I wear glasses because I'm a blind? Yeah, just your typical nerd.

Here be fangirling list:
BOOKS : Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Eragon (also known as Inheritance), Septimus Heap, and probably more but I have the memory of a goldfish... a dead goldfish...
TV SHOWS : Stargate: Atlantis, Criminal Minds, Merlin (uh... guh... fuh... ;_;), Sanctuary, Doctor Who (MOFFAT), Sherlock (MOFFAT AGAIN), Big Time Rush (... XD), Suits (I'll be honest, it ships itself), The Listener, and... um...
MOVIES : How to Train your Dragon... YERP THAT'S SORT OF IT and you know um all of the obvious ones too like LotR and Harry Potter and... everything...
MUSIC : Owl City, Paramore, He Is We, Evanescence, Coldplay, Of Monsters and Men, Panic at the Disco... yeah...
OTHER STUFF : Pokémon (I like the games, but the show is kind of... creepy... at times...?), Hetalia (FOREVER), and a bunch of random clusters of animes and mangas that will never leave my poor abused brain.

Some may bluntly call it whump, or maybe hurt/comfort, occasionally known as h/c; perhaps FCMD, favourite character mutilation disorder, or just plain old sadism. Whatever it is, I am afflicted by it.

I AM SADISTIC. AND PROUD OF IT.

WELL I'm sorry for keeping you so long... go have fun now!

To stalk me elsewhere :

deviantART(For all my ugly arts)

tumblr (Warning tumblr is completely empty because bleh)

!-COPY-PASTAGE-!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

95% of teens would cry/die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. If you're on of the 5% that would videotape it screaming "yay" copy and re-post this.

Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull.

Put this on your page if you have ever tripped on a stair case going up.

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

Stolen from 96.Tyler's profile, who stole it from CheekyBrunette. lol it's a triangle of burglary!

You know you're a writer if...

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else.

You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. (I'm so sorry, people who know me.)

Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. (annoying my friends with 5000 words about what we did on the school bus that day...)

When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. (never answering direct questions...)

You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. (I love to draw too, so... yeah XD)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (... guilty...)

You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. (Okay, maybe not always... but... ahahaha... um...)

You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. (... I'm a little creeped out, that's quite accurate XD)

People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. (Well, actually... they just went with it and ignored me, for which I am grateful.)

You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. (I am amazed at how many people actually do this. I was always scared that if I walked by a telepath, they would think there's something seriously wrong with me. I mean, there is, but... uh yeah.)

You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. (I'm not sorry.)

You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. (And at fanfictions! EMOTION IS A GIFT, A SKILL TO BE HONED.)

You write in class when you get a great idea.

You write on your hand to remember story ideas. (I write on my hand to remember EVERYTHING.)

When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. (lol when you find a crack in the writer's block, you will grab the plotbunnies as fast as you can, before they fly away, probably never to be seen again.)

THE ALLIGATES TABLE OF CONTENTS OF DOOM

Merlin

- A Cat May Look at a King - temporary/year-long-procrastination-induced hiatus. Catboy!Merlin. Bit of angst, whump later on. Reveal. 21 chapters. UPLOADED, HIATUS
- Spaghettis, Libraries, and Long Movies - Modern AU. fluuuuffffff. Pointless except to make you smile. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- Like Dominoes - Deathfic. Angstfest. Reveal. Set right after 5x12. Feelings. From the dark recesses of my teenage mind. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- Sincerity - Immediately following reveal. Hugging. Hair stroking. Fluffiness. Bromance. A bit of crying. Lots of lovely feelings. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- The Insolent Servant - A slimy Lord says some mean things, Merlin tries to be the perfect servant, Arthur doesn't like it. Bromantical. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE

- A Silly Lost Bet and a Gaudy Pink Dress - not yet completed, hiding in my computer. Complete and utter crack. To be 1 chapter.
- Complicatedly Simple - too scared to upload what I have. Whumps all around the coin. Reveal, eventually. More than 2 chapters.
- Don't know what to name this one, it's nothing but an idea for now. Modern AU fic. The characters are younger. Will be (if at all) multichaptered.

Harry Potter

- Tips of Tales - I'm probably going to abandon it; no one reads it. Series of oneshots. 4 chapters. UPLOADED, DEAD TO ME/ABANDONED

Criminal Minds

- After a Tiring Case - Um... it's kind of embarrassing, in its fluffiness... Just... ignore it. It's old. 2 chapters. UPLOADED, COMPLETE

- Unnamed as of yet - crossover with Doctor Who. Whump, fluff, no slash, minor angst, random crack; the usual. Hiding in my computer. More than 2 chapters.

OKAY I AM DONE BOTHERING YOU :3

AY LUFF YOU ALL o3o