Hello, my favorite fandom is Naruto, I usually right sasunaru stories or sasuita but that is because my girlfriend and i, [yes i am lesbian] do those roleplays. and it inspirse me to write my stories. some of them can be mature, others as innocent as a butterfly flying in the wind. It usually is determaned by my mood that day. I usually type up stories in microsoft word so there is no typos but some may slip through the cracks, doesnt mean message me about it fifty times, alright? lol. Most of my friends call me sasuke thus is why i write it through sasuke's eyes. -smiles- if you want to contact me reach me at littlebitjess@hotmail.com with fanfic.net in the subject box untill i add you, because otherwise i will delet it and never respond to you. lol. i dont want my computer to have virus's. alright if you want to hear more you'll have to read my stories or talk through my email. Oh, btw, My deviantart is ZaSasuke. Look me up.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

You know you’re a NaruSasu fan when:

You think about NaruSasu 24/7

You dream about NaruSasu all the time

You try to throw stuff at Sakura when she try’s to ask Sasuke out

You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between your two favorite bishounen

You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended

You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels

You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over (where the hell is the timeskip!)

You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more NaruSasu hints in the timeskip

Everyday you sit at the computer hoping that an idea for a great NaruSasu story would hit you soon

You know that one day NaruSasu will rule the world!

You love reading this reader’s profile

You search deviantart more for NaruSasu then any other thing;

You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love NaruSasu so much

Your favorite colors are blue and orange (and black)

You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Sasu-chan and tell him he and Naruto are so kawaii together

NaruSasu is your Anti-drug

You talk about it all the time

You once tried to start a club at school

You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End

You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue)

You like it every time Naruto clutches Sasuke's forehead protector and becomes determined to bring him home

You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing

You have written/read 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged)

You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”

You put 20 or more pictures on your mp3/ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:

You try to convince some of your close friends to like it (sighs)

You sigh as this list ends...

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for three years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Brazilian CT-CarsFan, Buick Regal Racecar 56, warriorsgirl664, Pheonix09, ZaSasukeGreatWarrior

If you're ticklish copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading slash seems more normal than reading heteralsexual now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the darn rabbit the flippin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought you misplaced something and gone desperately searching for it, only to realize that it was in your hand/on your body the entire time, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Princess Cherryblossom3, Demion69, purrtygurrl101, Fallen Angel Of The Forgotten, DaughterOfBodom, Yami Maibe, Pheonix09, ZaSasukeGreatWarrior

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

Are you Crazy?

(X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.)

(X) You have ran into glass/screen doors

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond.

TOTAL:5

( ) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. (OUCH!)

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(X) You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

(X) You type with three fingers or less.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 5

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

(X) You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally (eww...)

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

() You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4

SCORE= 152 Psychotic Crazy.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.”

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

I FELL FOR IT :D

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen

name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end

I FELL FOR IT :D

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen

name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did!

I FELL FOR IT :D

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen

name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end