Author has written 18 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Leprechaun, Jeepers Creepers, Scream, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Saw, Misc. Movies, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, 13 Ghosts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Quiz: THIS IS AWSSOMENESS AND FREAKY PLEASE READ!!
Your instincts has its advantages all the time...
This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
It's fun, entertaining, easy, and I do admit it can piss you off sometimes. Re-post this if you think stereotypes are a waste of breath (And just stupid!). Mine are the ones in bold. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. Also, I got really bored and started making comments next to them. So, sorry if they either scare, disturb, or annoy you. A lot of these are me just smarting off. Have fun.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Are you serious? Don't you DARE get me started on this!)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Bull shit! It's those who physically and continuously verbally opose it who deserve to go to Hell!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (There are a lot of things about the Southern stereotype that I am not. There is just too much to talk about on that subject)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (No sex until marriage people!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Alcohol tastes and smells like crap. I also can't eat grapes so I probably can't even drink wine. There's a very high possibility that I won't get drunk because of this)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (No, but I do like to wear dark colors. Not just black)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (That's not why I'm gay)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (They're pretty but I'm not interested)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Yes, wearing what I find comfortable is a sign that I'm a poser)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Like I care if you're Jewish or of a different race)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Actually, they're lesbians and who cares?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Well, excuse me for prefering the old ways)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well, there's a litle thing called HUNGER)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Oh, I'm not ugly. People just think I'm weird. Besides, there's no one I like at the moment)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Why the hell do I want to be like everybody else? That's stupid and boring!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You'd be surprised)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Sort of. I'm allergic to the sun, though so I can't help that)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Yeah, homophobes, religious people, and normalish kids absolutely LOVE me)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (There's a thing called resisting peer-presure and it's not that hard!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Art is art no matter what it is or if it doesn't look like much)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Yeah, I admit that applies to me but I do have friends. I just don't talk to people much)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (It's my humor and if you don't like it, just stare at me weirdly so I can laugh more)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Okay, there is NOTHING wrong with being defensive about something/someone!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (There is nothing wrong with crossdressing. It's really awesome!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, my drawings look kind of like it. Oh, and that's a compliment to me XD)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Hell, I know they're fake so there's nothing wrong with it)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I read it. I'm a little perverted. Oh, you do know that means turning something normal into something ugly right? So, I am perverted but not always sexually)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yes I am actually, but my creative mind makes up for it. It's going to help me a lot more than physical strength)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I don't apply to any of this. I'm surprised that the word 'ignorent' isn't included in this)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Oh, I'm not emo, I'm just screwed up in the head and like to express it through drawing and writing)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Ummm, there's a thing called DON'T HAVE SEX!!!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Apparently so or else I wouldn't be taking the time to do this)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (At least I don't take it too far)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Unfortunately, no)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I have no idea what I did in my past life but I don't get out much so I have no idea what I'm doing to harm the Earth. Besides scaring people, I'm not doing much)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (What do I care? Popularity has nothing to do with life unless you want to be a celebraty)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Okay, since when was it wrong to care about the environment?!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Maybe I want to make a story which involves me being with them or something. What's wrong with that?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Ummmm, there's other things I'd rather talk about than go back and forth about sex and trying to get aroused. It's much easiler to have a sex partner you trust. Not some stranger off the internet who could be a murderer, rapist, or pervert)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading makes you smarter!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Yeah, sure. I'm the misguided one. Look at the idiots who told us we'd all die in 2012. I'm definately wrong about EVERYTHING I believe in!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Yaoi is great)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Obviously, or why else am I doing this?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Oh, blame me because I love to write and will one day become an author!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Sue me for what I'm attracted to! It's not my fault straight guys are cute as well)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm Catholic. I think that's good enough)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I admit I hurt myself with my nails but I don't bring blood. As much as I love scars, I'm not willing to hurt myself to have a few)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I at least keep it to myself. I'll do it around my friends sometimes to annoy them)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I only check several times then freak out a little if there's something wrong. They won't publish books if there's a hundred errors everywhere!)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Well hell yeah, I'm having problems. Does that mean I HAVE to tell you?)
I disagree with my parents, so I must be an ungrateful spoiled brat. (It's because I'm different. That's all. I can't help that we have differeneces. We're not perfect, so get over it!)
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who can't hang with her friends because people will think she's gay and make fun of her.
I felt like crying through all of this. It is all too cruel how homophobics are. Please re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
I'm just going to put this here. I know my earlier fanfictions kind of suck. This was when I was first writing fanfiction and stories. I know they could've been better but I have no motivation to edit them. If you think they suck, oh well.