Hiya! :) Okay.. I'm an amateur writer so basically my stories aren't the best.. I hate it when people post their hate reviews on stories! KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF PLEASE!

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Stuff To Do In Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

IM HIGH!!

If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayinin man... That was awsesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

14. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

15. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

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Your Gangsta Name:(First 3 letters of you of real name izzle): Kenizzle

Your Detective Name:(Favorite color favorite animal): Green Lion.

Your Soap Opera Name: (Middle name Current Street Name): Chinell Slater.

Your "SSOOMMEETTHHIINNGG" Name (First 3 letters of your last name first 2 letters of your first name last 3 letters of your mother's maiden name): womketsy.

Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color fave drink): Blue Sprite.

Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your mom's middle name) : Eliende.

Your Witness Protection Name (Mother's middle name): Loraine.

Your Goth Name: Maria Black.

Your hobo name (Type your names with your elbows): jkewrdsdsiocxa

I AM A HUGE CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!! NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND GOD.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! GOIN' GHOST!!!!!! my SPOON is to big! COOKIEZZZZZZZZ!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Nobel/Borders, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Nerowolfe,dragonstar07,KP100,Danni99981, Silverwolf3010

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100,Danni99981,Silverwolf3010

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(my brain :3)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile(HAHAHAHAH...wha...opps... sorry)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile(what color is the sky right now? :D)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (I got me a cuncussione...hehe funny wordz... gghaohgoshfg)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (you SOB)

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile.(GAH!! more voices...make it stop!!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile(well...now I do)

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!(why am I on this computer again?)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!(FINALLY, people get me T-T)

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.(so...what of it)

LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile. (maaaayyybbee)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(why won't it stop)

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.(YESSS!!)

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.(lol im unique :D)

If you hate that people tell you what's gonna happen in TV shows, books, etc, copy this to your profile.(I WILL KILL YOU...YOU TOLD WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END OF FUTURAMA:ITWGY T-T)

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile(dude... why not?)

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile (just not fair to the lepercon after a few decades)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(...huh...wha?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.(...uh...LINE)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.(what about fishsticks?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile(me brain is fizzled U)

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.(TINKER TOYS!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.(...yes...)

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile(wow...your dedicated)

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.(Its' FUN)

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile(OUO)

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.(YES...I just won't name names)

If you've ever changed a 'copy this into your profile' thingiesmagigee, copy this into your profile.(yes)

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.(duuuuuhhhhhh)

LOL, If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile(jes...jes I did)

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.(ow)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile(heh heh ;)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.(I CAN DREAM CAN'T I!!)

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.(no clue)

If you really should be doing something important right now, copy and paste this into your profile.(I SHOULD do communtiy service)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.(there is no point)

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.(yes)

If Shiny things easily distract you copy and paste this into your profile(ooooo...pretty)

If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile(not a big fan of vamps -_-)

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile(it's ANNOYING)

If you know a video game character that NEEDS to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.(PIKACHU!!)

If you have a best friend who’s so weird, they even freak you out sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile.(HI GUYS!! :D)

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.(It all depends on how you live your life -_-)

If you think apples should be banned for keeping the Doctor away, copy this into your profile.(Bananas are good...I like Bananas:D)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.(O////O)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile(pickle nut :D)

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.(i AM EMBRACING!!)

If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.(HAHAHA!! THEY EXPLODED!!)

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.(CURSE YOU ME WITH A MILLION DOLLARS!!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.(o_o)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(someimes I scare me...NO I DON'T SHUT UP!!...okay)

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.(Hello world!!)

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!(Me unique :DDD)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.(DAMN YOU DSi!! DAMN YOU!!)

If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile(That be nice XD)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.(My eyes are starting to strain >_

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(yes)

If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile(I would't have these if I did't look :D)

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile(BIG BRIDGE)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(uh...duh)

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.(Didn't I already paste one of these??)

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile. (:P)

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.(...oh...YYYYYEEEESSSS!!)

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.(Heck, I barely remember mine :P)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.(I honestly don't care...-_-)

93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!' (DO IT, DO IT :D)

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. (I live in my IMAGINATION :DD)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KA-BOOM)

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. (Ha, suckers XD)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Put an X if you have done these things

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune. You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

X You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. X You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

X You’ve ever stapled your hand

X You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!