Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
My current theme-Writers block: when characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike.
I do not own any of the characters used in my stories. But I do work hard on the story lines and concepts so I own those. If you wish to use my ideas, make fan pics, or post/archive my stories somewhere else PLEASE ask my permission and credit me. Like I said I work hard on them and it's unlikely I'll say no if you ask nice. If I do say no, please respect my wishes. If you see someone useing my stuff without crediting me please let me know. Thank you.
PLEASE READ:I do not reply to reviews and the like. I'm not trying to be stuck up or anything it's just better for everyone involved. I sound crazy, and not in the good way in the... crazy way. And then I obsess over what I wrote and worry that they're gonna think I'm crazy/creepy/psycho and that just makes things worse. I think way too much and have too much time for it. Good thing about this is that I put a lot of effort into story lines (see? And then I start rambling :0
I hate grammar/spelling errors. My keyboard sucks so I make a lot of them :/ Plese tell me if you see one in my work, thank you!
Now some more interesting stuff.
I mostly write Naruto shounen ai or a little bit of yaoi (boyxboy is the basic meaning for those who don't know) so if you're not really into that there's not much point reading my work.)
Please go check out tell me somethin' please. He's awesome and my beta :)
I am on deviantart.com, username tealduck2:
My original work is here, not much there though:
(These aren't all of them or in any order, just how they come to mind)
Manga: Naruto, Count Cain/Godchild (all hail Kaori Yuki!), Bleach, Vampire Knight, Loveless
Anime: Naruto, Death Note, Hyakujitsu no Bara (Maiden Rose), Gundam Wing, Junjou Romantica, Monochrome Factor, Full Metal Alchemist, Okaine ga nai, Bleach, Sukishio, Gundam Seed, (things I can't put on here because my brother is on ff.net too :P)
Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Insruments/City of Bones, Wicked Lovely, Modern Fairie Tale (by Holly Back), Nightruner series and Tamir Triad both by Lynn Fleweling (awesome books, is boyxboy loving *smirk*), Hunger Games (Best. Books. EVER!!!!!)
MUSIC!!!!!!- music is my soul. You may find I put music to a lot of couples, people, stories, etc., Favorite band right now is: Skillet. Favorite song: Whispers in the Dark by Skillet. Other favorites are Brad Paisley, Zac Brown Band, ACDC, Offspring, Panic at the Disco, Nickleback, Joe Nichols, Josh Turner, My Chemical Romance, Marianas Trench, Muse, Disturbed. Random favorite songs: Kryptonite by 3 doors down, Chop Suey by System of a Down(doesn't it go great for Jizibel?), Thriller and Beat It both by Micheal Jakson, Livin' on a Prayer and Dead or Alive both by Bon Jovi, Wayward Son by Kansas. (Wow, a lot...) Vocaloid 'Love is War' the best song you will ever hear a robot sing XD If you're interested, I'd recommend Miku Hatsune's verson or Kaito's or Namdao's.
Pairings: I almost always stick with the real (cannon?) pairings in stories so those can just be assumed, unless there's some good yaoi potential*leer*
(Real) Pairings:(not necessarily in semeXuke order, I just like that couple)
shojo ai:(not really but I can deal)
I don't like to write those 'about me' things, so I'll let my choice of quotes and cut-and-paste things do that for me :)
EDIT: OK, so I lied. The one thing I will make and 'about me' about is that I believe a person should understand the basics of writing and/or sentence/paragraph construction if they write. I'm not saying if you don't you should just never write, I'm saying read a couple books (learn from example) or get a beta, they do wonders.
“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet”. Bill Kelly
I would like a tall glass of yaoi with a lemon on the side, please! ~ someone's sig on DA
I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. ~Bern Williams
Ron: "I found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb!"
"...I'd have given anything to have my own pacman game at home/used to have to get a ride down to the arcade/now I've got it on my phone..." - 'Welcome to the Future' by Brad Paisley
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
*I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!*
Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.
National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round padded room and told me to go sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one! It drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...
i am better than normal! i am abnormal!
“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.” -Dylan Moran
Goldfish cracker's first slogan: "the snack that smiles back until you tear their head from their neck!!!!!!!!!" - tell me somethin' please
- The best thing EVER! - I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
God is love. Love is blind. So then God is blind. Steve wonder is blind. Conclusion: Steve Wonder is God!
While playing rockband. Song- 'Pleasure Pleasure' by Bang Camaro:
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. ~Robert Brault
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" ~Author Unknown
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. ~Ellen DeGEneres
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. ~Ellen DeGEneres
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' ~Ellen DeGEneres
“Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.” ~Ellen DeGEneres
“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.” ~Ellen DeGEneres
“"So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors...you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard ...what are they thinking? "Ohh they'll be fine"”~Ellen DeGEneres
“"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my game.. I've never felt better! I'm sharp as a tack right now. And what's weird is that I didn't get a good nights sleep last night. And they say that's the most important thing..Or is it breakfast they said?..That's the most important meal of the day, breakfast...yes. And then it's 'i' before 'e' I know that..Um.. diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dog is a man's best friend.. What was I talking about?..Oh that's right, that I feel great and I'm at the top of my game. And it's odd because I didn't get hardly any sleep last night. And, they say that's the most important thing." ~Ellen DeGEneres
“Oh she tripped?...Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped!!!” ~Ellen DeGEneres
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You know you live in the year 2000+ when...
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16 THINGS TO DO AT KMART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
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My feelings about Sakura.
If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, akatsukisaku COPY THIS
If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you just hate her, COPY THIS
(It's not that I just hate her because she's the main female, she's too boy crazy and not very intelligent for being the smartest kinoichi in their group. I started to like her but then SHE TOLD NARUTO SHE LOVED HIM AND SHE LIED! After everything he's gone through to get her to like him she just says it for her own selfish reasons! She also stole the spotlight from Hinata who is my favorite female anime character, *mumbles* Hinata had a WAY better confession.)
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Ways to make people on the elevator nervous.
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Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree, put this in your profile.
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Girls Don't Realize These Things...
But most of all...
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you''re complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head 'Why won't you give me a chance?' because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
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Fish- 'Certain fish have the ability to change their sex and carry young when it is not typical of their sex.' Ok sooo, this is an mpreg. An Akatsuki mpreg. It's also a KisaIta fic… you figure it out.
:Being written, not yet anywhere on the internet:
Awakening- There were a few things wrong here. Itachi Uchiha was not supposed to scream, he was not supposed to treat his rival clans heir like a lady, he was not supposed to smile like he had no idea what he'd done, he was supposed to be dead. After Sasuke and Itachi's fight Itachi wakes up with no memory.
Void Minds- Not sure of an (official) summary, here's an attempt. Present day, there are two insane asylums where the most dangerous of the mentally ill go. It isn't a place where you'd expect to find boys barely into adulthood but that is where Naruto has spent his whole life. When the two asylums join Naruto meets Sasuke, the boy who is himself only half the time. Will they be able to escape this life? Or are they to be controlled forever? NaruSasu, LeeGaa, KakaIru KisaIta and others.
:Being thought out:
GO DO THIS! \/ You will laugh your ass off XD
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