My current theme-Writers block: when characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike.

I do not own any of the characters used in my stories. But I do work hard on the story lines and concepts so I own those. If you wish to use my ideas, make fan pics, or post/archive my stories somewhere else PLEASE ask my permission and credit me. Like I said I work hard on them and it's unlikely I'll say no if you ask nice. If I do say no, please respect my wishes. If you see someone useing my stuff without crediting me please let me know. Thank you.

PLEASE READ:I do not reply to reviews and the like. I'm not trying to be stuck up or anything it's just better for everyone involved. I sound crazy, and not in the good way in the... crazy way. And then I obsess over what I wrote and worry that they're gonna think I'm crazy/creepy/psycho and that just makes things worse. I think way too much and have too much time for it. Good thing about this is that I put a lot of effort into story lines (see? And then I start rambling :0
Just know that if you favorite, review or even add to updates there is a very happy person in Canada, I always appreciate it :) Also, don't be afraid to review something, even if it was written years ago, it's nice to know somebody still appreciates your work.

I hate grammar/spelling errors. My keyboard sucks so I make a lot of them :/ Plese tell me if you see one in my work, thank you!

Now some more interesting stuff.

I mostly write Naruto shounen ai or a little bit of yaoi (boyxboy is the basic meaning for those who don't know) so if you're not really into that there's not much point reading my work.)

Please go check out tell me somethin' please. He's awesome and my beta :)

I am on deviantart.com, username tealduck2:
http://tealduck2.deviantart.com/

My original work is here, not much there though:
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/743744/teal_duck

(These aren't all of them or in any order, just how they come to mind)

Manga: Naruto, Count Cain/Godchild (all hail Kaori Yuki!), Bleach, Vampire Knight, Loveless

Anime: Naruto, Death Note, Hyakujitsu no Bara (Maiden Rose), Gundam Wing, Junjou Romantica, Monochrome Factor, Full Metal Alchemist, Okaine ga nai, Bleach, Sukishio, Gundam Seed, (things I can't put on here because my brother is on ff.net too :P)

Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Insruments/City of Bones, Wicked Lovely, Modern Fairie Tale (by Holly Back), Nightruner series and Tamir Triad both by Lynn Fleweling (awesome books, is boyxboy loving *smirk*), Hunger Games (Best. Books. EVER!!!!!)

MUSIC!!!!!!- music is my soul. You may find I put music to a lot of couples, people, stories, etc., Favorite band right now is: Skillet. Favorite song: Whispers in the Dark by Skillet. Other favorites are Brad Paisley, Zac Brown Band, ACDC, Offspring, Panic at the Disco, Nickleback, Joe Nichols, Josh Turner, My Chemical Romance, Marianas Trench, Muse, Disturbed. Random favorite songs: Kryptonite by 3 doors down, Chop Suey by System of a Down(doesn't it go great for Jizibel?), Thriller and Beat It both by Micheal Jakson, Livin' on a Prayer and Dead or Alive both by Bon Jovi, Wayward Son by Kansas. (Wow, a lot...) Vocaloid 'Love is War' the best song you will ever hear a robot sing XD If you're interested, I'd recommend Miku Hatsune's verson or Kaito's or Namdao's.
I play clarinet in my high school concert band, and am proud of it. Band Geeks Forever!(our slogan) Any other bandgeeks out there? Oh yeah and... I just lost the game :3

Pairings: I almost always stick with the real (cannon?) pairings in stories so those can just be assumed, unless there's some good yaoi potential*leer*
(I was told by tell me somethin' please that I couldn't do any Naruto yaoi pairings until I paired up all the girls so here you go)
HinataXSakuraXAnkoXTemariXKurenaiXTentenXKarinXAymeXIno... MWAHAHAHA I win! (just joking)

(Real) Pairings:(not necessarily in semeXuke order, I just like that couple)
Shounenai/Yaoi:
KisameXItachi
LeeXGaara
KakashiXIruka
ZabuzaXHaku
NarutoXSasuke
KibaXShino
KakashiXSasuke (if REALLY well done)
RiffXCain
CassianXJizabel
HeeroXDuo
TrowaXQuatre
HeeroXWufei
WufeiXDuo
1x2x3x4x5 (Um... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Shiki SenriXTouma
Edward UlricXRoy Mustang
LXLight
LXNear (...how old is he?)
LXMello
MelloXMatt
BXL
BXLXLight
EdwardXJacob
MoriXHoney
HikaruXKyoyaXKaoru

Het:
NejiXTenTen
NarutoXHinata
ShikamaruXTemari
ChojiXIno
JiraiyaXTsunade
EdwardXBella (still like it, even though I also like EdwardXJake)
NejiXHinata (yeah kind of gross, I mean, their fathers were identical twins which gives them the same DNA so technically, Neji and Hinata are half siblings. That's right I passed grade ten bio, go me *throws newspaper confetti* But still cute. )
TamakiXHaruhi

shojo ai:(not really but I can deal)
Feme!SasukeXFeme!Naruto (does this count?)
SoifonXYoruichi
InoXSakura

I don't like to write those 'about me' things, so I'll let my choice of quotes and cut-and-paste things do that for me :)

EDIT: OK, so I lied. The one thing I will make and 'about me' about is that I believe a person should understand the basics of writing and/or sentence/paragraph construction if they write. I'm not saying if you don't you should just never write, I'm saying read a couple books (learn from example) or get a beta, they do wonders.
And here is something to make writing a little easier: http://www.spellchecker.net/

Favorite quotes:

“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet”. Bill Kelly
agoraphobic=afraid of open spaces

I would like a tall glass of yaoi with a lemon on the side, please! ~ someone's sig on DA

I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. ~Bern Williams

Ron: "I found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb!"
Ron, Hermione, Harry: "Yay!"
Dumbledore, Snape: *look at each other*
Everyone: *Blows-up*
Voldemort: *appears*"Voldemort Voldemort, Oh, Voldy, Voldy Voldy, Voldemort! Dudumdumdum..."
-- Potter Puppet Pals - The Mysterious Ticking

"...I'd have given anything to have my own pacman game at home/used to have to get a ride down to the arcade/now I've got it on my phone..." - 'Welcome to the Future' by Brad Paisley

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

*I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!*

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round padded room and told me to go sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one! It drove me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once...

i am better than normal! i am abnormal!

“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.” -Dylan Moran

Goldfish cracker's first slogan: "the snack that smiles back until you tear their head from their neck!!!!!!!!!" - tell me somethin' please

- The best thing EVER! - I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

God is love. Love is blind. So then God is blind. Steve wonder is blind. Conclusion: Steve Wonder is God!
I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. So then, I'm perfect. But only God is perfect. So then, I'm God. Steve Wonder is God. Conclusion: SHIT! I'm blind! - someone's sig on DA

While playing rockband. Song- 'Pleasure Pleasure' by Bang Camaro:
Hannah(singer): *falls over* "Oooh! I'm coming I'm coming, I'm almost up... Pleasure!" XD

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

Without geography, you're nowhere. ~Author Unknown

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. ~Robert Brault

And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" ~Author Unknown

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown

Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. ~Ellen DeGEneres

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. ~Ellen DeGEneres

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' ~Ellen DeGEneres

“Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.” ~Ellen DeGEneres

“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.” ~Ellen DeGEneres

“"So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors...you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard ...what are they thinking? "Ohh they'll be fine"”~Ellen DeGEneres

“"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my game.. I've never felt better! I'm sharp as a tack right now. And what's weird is that I didn't get a good nights sleep last night. And they say that's the most important thing..Or is it breakfast they said?..That's the most important meal of the day, breakfast...yes. And then it's 'i' before 'e' I know that..Um.. diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dog is a man's best friend.. What was I talking about?..Oh that's right, that I feel great and I'm at the top of my game. And it's odd because I didn't get hardly any sleep last night. And, they say that's the most important thing." ~Ellen DeGEneres

“Oh she tripped?...Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped!!!” ~Ellen DeGEneres

Copy-paste things:

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

16 THINGS TO DO AT KMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

My feelings about Sakura.

If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, akatsukisaku COPY THIS

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

(It's not that I just hate her because she's the main female, she's too boy crazy and not very intelligent for being the smartest kinoichi in their group. I started to like her but then SHE TOLD NARUTO SHE LOVED HIM AND SHE LIED! After everything he's gone through to get her to like him she just says it for her own selfish reasons! She also stole the spotlight from Hinata who is my favorite female anime character, *mumbles* Hinata had a WAY better confession.)

'My favritght anuime are naruto. deathnote is awsume to.' If that burned your eyes to read just a little, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ways to make people on the elevator nervous.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree, put this in your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't Realize These Things...

I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants

I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family

'I'm sorry
That
I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you''re complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head 'Why won't you give me a chance?' because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Stories:
:In progress:
And Now For Something Completely Different- "As Itachi gazed at the wide black eyes of his younger brother he realized he couldn't do it." In which Itachi cannot give up Sasuke. Shonenai content! Don't like, don't read. Mostly will be KisaIta but a bit of SasuNaruSasu also. I will finish this! I am determined >:o

Fish- 'Certain fish have the ability to change their sex and carry young when it is not typical of their sex.' Ok sooo, this is an mpreg. An Akatsuki mpreg. It's also a KisaIta fic… you figure it out.

:Being written, not yet anywhere on the internet:
And This is Love?-Iruka loves Mizuki, he really does. It's just hard to remember that when he still carries the bruises. Then Kakashi comes and makes him question his belief and he has to ask himself, is this love?

Awakening- There were a few things wrong here. Itachi Uchiha was not supposed to scream, he was not supposed to treat his rival clans heir like a lady, he was not supposed to smile like he had no idea what he'd done, he was supposed to be dead. After Sasuke and Itachi's fight Itachi wakes up with no memory.
Theme song is 'Awake and Alive' by Skillet. This story has three possibilities:
1. the original had BL and mpreg, since it's the original this one will probably be done first.
2. No mpreg, BL
3. No mpreg, no BL, possibly het. or no pairings

Void Minds- Not sure of an (official) summary, here's an attempt. Present day, there are two insane asylums where the most dangerous of the mentally ill go. It isn't a place where you'd expect to find boys barely into adulthood but that is where Naruto has spent his whole life. When the two asylums join Naruto meets Sasuke, the boy who is himself only half the time. Will they be able to escape this life? Or are they to be controlled forever? NaruSasu, LeeGaa, KakaIru KisaIta and others.

DEATHNOTE:
Through Your Eyes- He doesn't kill people... ok, so only the ones who deserve it. And if they want to stop him they're going to have to try a lot harder. One brilliant detective wasn't going to do it...

:Being thought out:
NARUTO:

DEATHNOTE:
'The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.' No, like everyone else they are are reborn. Rem, a slouching ace student, has always watched over his cousin Raito, much to the pleasure of his mother Misa and Aunt Sayu. Often though it is not his cousin Rem sees when he looks at Raito but a long dead nemesis. When criminals begin dropping dead in a sickeningly familiar fashion Rem knows what he must do. He hadn't been known as 'L' for nothing.

GO DO THIS! \/ You will laugh your ass off XD
1)Go to Google Translate
2)Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty"
3)English to Vietnamese
4)Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5)Vietnamese to English
6)Vietnamese to Japanese
7)Japanese to English
~A sig on DA