Whatsername Lambert
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since: 06-28-10, id: 2423598, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
country: USA
Author has written 26 stories for Glee.

I'm a college student originally from Ohio majoring in broadcast journalism and public relations. I am currently studying/living in Germany and plan to start my first novel soon - just one of the many writing-related things on my bucket list. :)

Random things I like: green tea, doing my own nails, reality TV (go ahead and judge me), movie musicals, chocolate, wine, my cat, the First Amendment, Japanese food, traveling, learning new things...oh, and writing (which is why I'm here).

avatar: Kurt Hummel and his daughter Ellie from Lessons in Being a Man, drawn by muchacha11.


1. Sweet Little Sixteen » reviews
Summer 1956. Kurt Hummel wears leather jackets, loves cars & rolls with a rough crowd. Blaine Anderson is an internationally famous teen heartthrob singing sensation. Both share the same dangerous secret, & after meeting at a concert, they begin a passionate romance that defies the social conventions & values of the time. Title from Chuck Berry's Top 10 hit of the same name.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,984 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 6-11-13 - Published: 6-14-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
2. Lessons Unwritten » reviews
A collection of short oneshots that take place in the Lessons in Being a Man 'verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-9-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
3. Lessons in Being a Man » reviews
Kurt is a beloved music teacher and, along with partner Dave Karofsky, proud father to 6-year-old Ellie. Blaine, his best friend, is a young Chicago lawyer who unwillingly becomes the leader of a statewide gay rights movement. When Kurt and Ellie's home life turns violent as a result of Dave's alcoholism, Blaine opens up his home to them. Brief Kurtofsky, Klaine later. Future fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 333,400 - Reviews: 1564 - Updated: 2-4-13 - Published: 4-3-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
4. Fix You » reviews
In a seemingly perfect world, all human beings are blind from birth. Each individual can only receive sight from his or her true love. Narrow-minded Blaine Anderson is stuck in a rut with no way out, and Kurt Hummel has learned the hard way that hatred still exists even in this 'utopia.' Both think they will never find their soul mate. Fantasy AU, Klaine. Cover art by treinjessica.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,343 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 1-29-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
5. Unsinkable » reviews
First class passenger and aspiring photographer Blaine Anderson meets Kurt Hummel, a beautiful immigrant boy from steerage, aboard the ill-fated Titanic. Neither can control their passionate feelings, despite strong objection from Blaine's strict parents. AU oneshot. Loosely based on the film.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 4-23-12 - Published: 7-25-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
6. Klaine Week drabbles » reviews
A little series of drabbles, one every day to celebrate Kurt and Blaine's anniversary. Also on Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 3-12-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
7. The One that Got Away reviews
Blaine never had the courage to tell Kurt how he really felt. Now he has to accept the fact that Kurt is going to live his life, start a family and be happy...with none other than Dave Karofsky. Prequel to Lessons in Being a Man, but you don't need to be familiar with that in order to understand this. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-26-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
8. Kurt Hummel's New Favorite Holiday reviews
Takes place immediately after 3x13 "Heart." Drabble oneshot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-14-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
9. The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name reviews
Paris, 1899. Aspiring actor Blaine Anderson moves to Paris to pursue his dream. There he meets Kurt Hummel, a beautiful and talented performer with a dark past. What happens if his romantic feelings for Kurt contradict everything he's ever believed? / AU oneshot. Loosely based on Moulin Rouge.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-27-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
10. Somewhere a Place for Us reviews
Forbidden love and gang wars are just two of the problems facing the teenagers living on New York City's lower West side in the late 1950s. / An adaptation of West Side Story, starring the kids and teachers of Glee. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-13-11 - Complete
11. Offensive Innocence » reviews
After they both survive a vicious homophobic attack, Blaine is left without his memory and Kurt is left trying to figure out why some people can't tolerate love. / Klaine, obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 912 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 12-22-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
12. Kurt and Blaine's Epic Shopping Adventure reviews
Now that they're ready to go all the way, Kurt & Blaine need to buy some things at the drugstore. Things that may cause embarrassment if anyone knew they were buying them. Guest-starring Jeremiah from Gap.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-20-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
13. In Front Of People reviews
Santana doesn't want Brittany to be afraid of anything. Not when they're finally together for the first time in months. / Brittana, set a few years into the future. Oneshot. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-11 - Brittany P. & Santana L. - Complete
14. Movie Night reviews
Blaine walks in on Kurt watching one of THOSE movies.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-12-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
15. Skinny Dipping reviews
Kurt's family just got a pool and he wants to invite Blaine over for a nice, romantic moonlight swim. Blaine, however, has other ideas.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-24-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
16. Silence reviews
Blaine and Kurt's relationship manages to grow even stronger even when they say nothing at all to each other for the entire day. / In honor of the National Day of Silence: April 15, 2011.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-14-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
17. Secrets and Thunderstorms reviews
Kurt hates thunderstorms. Kurt REALLY hates thunderstorms. Oh, hey, it's storming outside! Luckily Blaine is there to help distract him with a fun little game.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-11-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
18. Kurt Loves Scarves reviews
...and Blaine doesn't. My own little fluffy continuation of the coffee shop scene with Mercedes and Rachel. Summary fails again.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-7-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
19. My One and Only reviews
Blaine learns how Kurt REALLY felt about his impromptu performance of When I Get You Alone in Gap, and realizes that spilling his true feelings is the only way to comfort Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-5-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
20. Five Times Blaine Wanted To Say It reviews
and one time he actually said it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-18-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
21. Shopping and Sexcapades » reviews
Kurt and Blaine have some fun shopping for Halloween costumes. Blaine convinces Kurt to try on the classic Frank N. Furter outfit from Rock Horror, and sexy things happen from there. Twoshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-13-10 - Published: 12-3-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
22. All I Want For Christmas reviews
Kurt's biggest wish comes true in the most spontaneous, random way possible, and he couldn't ask for anything better. Klaine fluffiness.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-9-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
23. All I Wanted » reviews
What is there to do when the power goes out and you and your boyfriend have a nice, empty house all to yourselves? Established Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 11-18-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
24. Kisses and Ice Cream reviews
Blaine treats Kurt to lunch, adorableness ensues. Fluffity fluff fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-12-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
25. Misconceptions reviews
It's only because of the most horrific experience of his life that Kurt is able to tell his father that he and Blaine are dating. / I felt like writing something intense. Warning: rape, language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 11-11-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
26. 7 Minutes in Heaven reviews
Who would have thought a cliche party game would give Kurt Hummel all he ever wanted? Kurt/Blaine randomness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 11-8-10 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete