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Author has written 18 stories for Devil Wears Prada, ER, and Harry Potter. Well...what to say? First of all; I have read so many amazing stories by such talented writers on this site...I have been inspired by and touched more than you could know whilst reading some. I aim to leave a review for every story I read (unless it's really awful and you know even constructive criticism would be hopeless!) but sometimes I read on my phone and it slips my mind later. My apologies and I'll try to do better :) 1-11-11 An apology for the lack of updates recently, and the lack of response to anyone that has reviewed/messaged. Life has been a bit... difficult, and as such writing and keeping track of my mail has been near impossible. But, I'm on the mend and hopefully back on track, so... sorry, forgive me?! I love to write, I can't imagine my life without writing; I spent 3 years at University studying fine art, to end up with exhibition pieces centred around texts I have written, and to end up with 'sketchbooks' full of writing! Words are the medium that I think in, that I see in, that I colour with. I adore: Meryl Streep, Julie Walters, Helena Bonham Carter, JK Rowling, Johnny Depp...it goes on! I strive to understand Marina Abramovic and Franko B, and feel desperately sad for Hannah Wilke. It's been a marvellous journey so far, and one that I hope to continue :) In the Desert In the desert "Fiction is a piece of truth that turns lies to meaning." "Behind the story I tell is the one I don't. The first ever story written for me as a prize for The Absurd Pairing Competition; I thought it only fitting to think up another absurd pairing :):http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6817508/1/Anonymouths_CrazyAss_Present Thanks to Adephegia!! This looked like fun, so I copied it! This is actually kinda fun... Choose one subject of Fanfiction (ex: Harry Potter, etc.) and pick 10 of its characters. Harry Potter. 1. Hermione 2. Minerva 3. Bellatrix 4. Andromeda 5. Narcissa 6. Severus 7. Lucius 8. Luna 9. Tonks 10. Lupin 1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you? Hermione/Andromeda. Yes. I think it's adorable. Hermione really is the most malleable fanfiction whore :P 2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten? Severus/Lupin. Intrigued, but not overly surprised. 3. What would be the description for an Eight/Three fic?Luna/Bellatrix. "WARNING: Torture; Dub Con. Held captive at Malfoy Manor, Luna learns exactly how Bellatrix likes to play with her food. But over time, Luna learns a whole lot more, whether Bellatrix intends her to or not." 4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine? Minerva, Narcissa, Tonks. Erm... family. Minerva trying to reconcile. Angst. 5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be? I'm thinking rhythmic gymnastics. Or polo. 6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating? Minerva/Andromeda. I think they'd like to stay at home, reading, cooking, that sort of thing. They may go to the theatre, and dancing. I can see them dancing. 7. Do you or anyone you know thinks that Six is hot? I don't. I think I know someone who might! 8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic? Luna/Narcissa. Sheesh, Luna's getting a pretty rough deal with the Black's! But yes I would. Luna's... bluntness allows for a lot of scenarios. I may even write it. One day. 9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic? Lupin/Lucius: WARNING: S&M, dub con, maybe. 10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three. Andromeda is in a happy relationship with... Tonks (oh God!), until Tonks runs off to marry Narcissa (I know the Black's are inbreds but come on!) hahahaha! Yes, I have finished boring you now! Feel free to message me...and review, of course :D | |||||||
1. 69 Sexiest Songs » reviewsMinerva McGonagall-centred, both about and from her POV. Based on songs from a list of the 69 steamiest songs of all time. Currently features mostly Hermione Granger but will include other characters. M rated given the subject matter!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 2-23-11 - Minerva M. & Hermione G.2. Emily's Book of Strange » reviewsEmily may be a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them, although she notices a lot of stupid things. She thinks far more than she ever lets on: about Miranda, Andrea, Runway ... life. Contains Miranda/Andy hints from Emily's POVDevil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - Complete3. Quicquid » reviews34 stories; 34 people; 34 loves found, lost, never told, never accepted. Chap 3 M rated. Bellatrix/Narcissa, warning included inside. NEW: Chap 4. Fred/BlaiseHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 7-7-11 - Fred W. & Blaise Z.4. Rainbow Moments » reviewsMoments in the relationships of Harry, Neville and Hermione, pertaining to colours of the rainbow. Drabbles for The Skittles Challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-27-11 - Harry P. & Neville L. - Complete5. For All The Things That Are » reviews...Have Been, And Will Be Again. Miranda writes a letter to Andrea, thinking that she will never read it. But somehow, Andy writes back.Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-3-11 - Published: 9-14-10 - Complete6. Fire and Ice reviewsHe does not doubt that she loves him; but there is a difference, he knows, between their love and the in-loveness of Harry and Ginny. And he knows that, unlike Hermione and himself, they are not living to the expectations of anyone but themselves...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-11 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete7. Hermione and the Architeuthis Hogwarts reviewsWritten for Adephegia's Absurd Pairing competition femmeslash Because nobody said the Giant Squid was definitely male. And cephalopod's need love, too.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-11 - Hermione G. & Giant Squid - Complete8. Cold Comfort reviewsIt wasn't about desire, or passion, or want, but the need for comfort; to feel real again. Once again useless at titles!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-11 - Hermione G. & Cho C. - Complete9. Sometimes reviewsHe was married to the Forces of Nature, which came from Chaos itself, and sometimes...sometimes, she would remember that she was married to him, too. He couldn't ask for more...Rodolphus muses about his wife; the Night, daughter of original emptiness...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-11 - Rodolphus L. & Bellatrix L. - Complete10. HopeHelplessness reviewsHermione has a restless night and voices her fears to her professor, who later muses. A short one-shot from the night before Harry's Ministry trial OoP. Terrible at titles!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-13-11 - Minerva M. & Hermione G. - Complete11. Shame reviewsWell there's three versions of this story, mine, and yours and then the truth. And we can put it down to circumstance our childhood then our youth...what once was can never be again...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-11 - Bellatrix L. & Andromeda T. - Complete12. Heart's Desire reviewsHermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-4-11 - Minerva M. & Hermione G. - Complete13. I am an Island reviewsMy name was Isla Black. I was an Island; I was alone. The first woman removed from the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. Scorched; forgotten...Pure.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-10 - Isla B. - Complete14. The Calendar Club » reviewsHermione returns to Hogwarts after the war is over to sit her final exams. She decides that the Wizarding world is in desperate need of some lightening up, and comes up with a novel idea. Perhaps some light romance also. Based on a challenge...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 11-24-10 - Published: 10-12-10 - Hermione G. & Minerva M. - Complete15. Healing the Healers » reviewsAfter Carter and Lucy are hurt, there's one person Abby Lockhart thinks needs comfort. Follows Weaver and Abby's relationship or my interpretation of it! building from series 6.ER - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-15-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Abby L. & K. Weaver16. There'll Always be Paris » reviewsParis throws up a few surprises; but is one night all there will ever be between them? Rubbish at summaries! Not sure about the romance category - suppose it is in a very Miranda-esque way! please read, anyway!Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-8-10 - Complete17. Miranda Law reviewsMiranda Law: Definition; what Miranda wants, she gets. Maybe a hint of Mirandy.Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-2-10 - Complete18. SongFic Drabbles reviewsLargely Miranda's perspective; general musings to the jukebox; just bored in work and fancied a challenge!Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-10 - Complete
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