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| Failing Wings |
Author has written 1 story for Death Note. Hey I'm Failing Wings. Info on my Characters: Name: Helena Knight Age: 14 Looks: Short black hair with two chin length strands at the side, and a piece of hair that always rests above her nose. Sage green eyes Clothing taste: Punk Goth, and green colored clothing Birthday: November 20th Choice of weapon: Long wooden pole that her mother had used to stir laundry when she was little Name: Marina Kachler Age: 14 Looks: Short light brown hair with messy bangs. Dark blue eyes. Clothing taste: Punk Goth, tee-shirts, sweatpants, and cosplay Birthday: July 1st Choice of weapon: A hard cover book This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. (\_/) SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be? Opening credits: Love This Pain - Lady Antebellum Waking up: Our Last Summer - Mamma Mia!(Something must have happened) First day at school: True To Your Heart - Raven-Symone(I must not be normal and don't want to pretend to be) Making you new best friend: Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin(My new friend must be dangerous) Falling in love: Innocent - Our Lady Peace(Hmm I wonder) Breaking up: Your Star - Evanescence(I must be upset over this) Prom: Running Up That Hill - Placebo(Must not have gotten to go with the person I wanted to) Graduation: Lost - Red(I must not have planned ahead well) Life’s ok: Somebody To Love - Glee Cast Death of a close friend: Lacrymosa - Evanescence(How creepy) Mental break down: Intro(End of Silence) - Red Driving: All I need - Matchbox Twenty Flash back: This Afternoon - Nickelback(Must be a nice moment) Getting back together: Stones in the Road - Mary Chapin Carpenter(sp?) Birth of child: Already Home - Thousand Foot Crutch(I must had really wanted that child) Wedding scene: Find Me a Preacher - Trace Adkins(How fitting) Car accident: Taking Over Me - Evanescence(Was it on purpose?) Final battle: 4Ever - The Veronicas Death Scene: Arlington - Trace Adkins(Did I die in war?) Funeral song: Lose Control - Evanescence(Creepy) End credits: Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence Deleted scenes: The Bird and The Worm - The Used(Must be some disturbing and distressing scenes) Quotes I like: "One is very crazy when in love." -Sigmund Freid I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allen Poe You see things; and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?’ - George Bernard Shaw The first thing we do; let’s kill all the lawyers. ~ William Shakespeare "Hey Germany! Check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn't he shizzy?" "Hmph. Germany. A pleasure." "I'm the northern half, and he's the southern half! We were raised separately and he got to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he's become sort of a dick! Say hello to my little friend!" (This is the end of the English dub) "Eat bullets you potato freak." (This is the Japanese to English translation so it's nicer...) -Episode 7 part where Romano meets Germany. "27% of the world has homicidal tendencies. The rest are just victims" - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac "To you, it's ADHD, to me, it's random multitasking." - Unknown "Prepare to cower before my invincible powers of irony and sarcasm!" - Unknown "Stupidity should be painful, maybe then there'd be alot less of it." - Unknown "I don't discriminate, I hate everyone." - Unknown "Writer's block: The condition in which word is open, I-tunes is playing, and nothing is being written" - Unknown "Fanfiction: Rejecting a fictional reality and subsituting it with your own" - Unknown "Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green." - Unknown "Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking." - Unknown "Some mistakes are just too much fun to only make once." - Unknown "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!" - Unknown "If I've offended anybody, my efforts have been rewarded." - Unknown "The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of somebody to blame it on." - Unknown "You're so lucky I'm terrified of prison." - Unknown "If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable." - Unknown "I don't suffer from insanity, it's the best thing that ever happened to me." - Unknown "All I want is peace, love, and understanding...and a chocolate bar bigger than my head." - Unknown "You cannot harm me, for I am short, and all powerful in the ways of being cute and cuddly to all those around me." - Unknown "I may look calm, but in my head, I've murdered you three times." - Unknown "Six hours later, I haven't written a thing, but I did win 7 out of 239 games of solitare." - Unknown "OMG! There's a flood!" "It's all good, I have a sham wow." - Unknown "I am not to be trusted in a bookstore with a credit card." - Unknown "Pizza Hut supports the rebellion!" - Unknown "Me and my best friend stay up all night talking about hot guys...in books." - Unknown "Hetalia: Where fangirl means 'xenophile'" - Unknown "Mom, can I...""No.""Daddy can I...""Sure hunny!" - Unknown "Are you hurt?""No, I'm bleeding for fun." - Unknown "A slap to the face is an insult, to the back of the head, it's a wakeup call." - Unknown "I used to think the D in Disney was a backwards G." - Unknown "Ask me about my tendancy to fly into a homicidal rage when people ask me about stuff." - Unknown "With all the technology out now, you'd think they'd have found a way to grow apples without the little stickers..." - Unknown "I always peak out of my 3D glasses just to see the difference." - Unknown "The deepest feelings are shown in silence." - Unknown "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" - Unknown "Team Sebastian, cuz he can snipe assasins with silverware!" - Unknown "I'm not random... hey! Look at that awesome microwave!" - Unknown "You know that voice in my head? It's Russian." - Me(Failing Wings) "I am Canadian, therefore I live in an igloo, and ride a polar bear to school." - Unknown "Sometimes I break out into a Russian accent and pretend I'm a spy." - Unknown "Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, the game loses you!" - Unknown "Note to self: Do not use a hachet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead." - Unknown "So I've decided I'm just gonna cry whenever I feel like crying. I'm just gonna let myself cry as much as I want now and get it out of the way. That way, when I face something really tough, all my tears will have dried up long ago." -Jacuzzi Splot (Baccano!) "You know you've been in musical theatre too long when you find you've slept on every prop in the back room at some point in time." - Unknown "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill some!" - Unknown “I read once that the ancient Egyptians had 50 words for sand, and the Eskimos had a 100 words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep, and there are no words for that.” — Brian Andreas" "I do not love you - by Pablo Neruda I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers; thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance, risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep." "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus a day So I don't have to live a day without you. -- Winnie the Pooh" " I do not care what car you drive. Where you live. If you know someone who knows someone who knows someone. If your clothes are this year’s cutting edge. If your trust fund is unlimited. If you are A-list B-list or never heard of you list. I only care about the words that flutter from your mind. They are the only thing you truly own. The only thing I will remember you by. I will not fall in love with your bones and skin. I will not fall in love with the places you have been. I will not fall in love with anything but the words that flutter from your extraordinary mind " "When it comes to relationships, some people settle, others are settling down but some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies." "I don’t know how long regret existed before humans stuck a word on it. I don’t know how many paper towels it would take to wipe up the Pacific Ocean, or why the light of a candle being blown out travels faster than the luminescence of one that’s just been lit, but I do know that all our huffing and puffing into each other’s ears—as if the brain was a trick birthday candle—didn’t make the silence any easier to navigate. —Jeffrey McDaniel " There is nothing more admirable than two people who see eye-to-eye keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies, and delighting their friends. -Homer (the one from the 9th century BC) Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be - the last of life for which the first was made. -Robert Browning “Love is not written on paper, for paper can be erased. Nor is it etched on stone, for stone can be broken. But it is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.” "I long to believe in immortality. . . . If I am destined to be happy with you here–how short is the longest life. I wish to believe in immortality–I wish to live with you forever." "Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee." J.R. Ward (Dark Lover) "'If the king does not move, his subordinates will not follow." "The only ones who should kill, are those who are prepared to be killed." - Lelouch vi Britannia "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." - Rita Rudner "It's better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Unknown "Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade." - Persian Proverb Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. - Proverb Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977 Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith. ~Mary Manin Morrissey Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. ~Marie Curie Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop. ~Usman B. Asif Keep your fears to yourself but share your courage with others. ~Robert Louis Stevenson Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. ~Henry S. Haskins The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety. ~Henry Louis Mencken There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear. ~George S. Patton Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. ~Brendan Francis There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. ~Frederick W. Cropp There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. ~Andre Gide Fear is faith that it won't work out. ~Sister Mary Tricky Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance. ~Arnold Glasow Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety. ~Henry H. Tweedy Fear is the highest fence. ~Dudley Nichols Obstacles are like wild animals. They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can. If they see you are afraid of them... they are liable to spring upon you; but if you look them squarely in the eye, they will slink out of sight. ~Orison Swett Marden The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~Author Unknown It is a good divine that follows his own instructions. ~William Shakespeare Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples. ~François La Rochefoucauld When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice. ~Charles Varlet de La Grange, Pensées, 1872 The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. ~Author Unknown Few take advice, or physic, without wry faces at it. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827 We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. ~Author Unknown The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right. ~Hannah Whitall Smith It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves. ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend. ~Solon No one wants advice - only corroboration. ~John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. ~Josh Billings Sometimes I give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. ~Mary Wortley Montagu I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1895 A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. ~Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~Cicero Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long. ~Nikita Ivanovich Panin Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~E.B. White The years teach much which the days never knew. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing We are more often treacherous through weakness than through calculation. ~Francois De La Rochefoucauld A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. ~Lee Segall Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. ~Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying. ~Baba Ram Dass I am a part of all that I have met. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson There's more to the truth than just the facts. ~Author Unknown The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. ~Polish Proverb Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it. ~Albert Szent-Györgyi Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly. ~Edward Albee When the student is ready, the master appears. ~Buddhist Proverb A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David Thoreau Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. ~Charles C. Finn Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts! ~Thomas Carlyle Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. ~Zen Saying The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? ~Chuang Tzu By daily dying I have come to be. ~Theodore Roethke There are some remedies worse than the disease. ~Publilius Syrus It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. ~Barbara Holland If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~William Ralph Inge The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~Author Unknown There has never been a cat Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~Helen Powers Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~Michael Nelson When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? ~Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580 Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~Stephen Baker I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. ~Susan Howatch A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van Vechten There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. ~Wesley Bates If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. ~Lloyd Alexander One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. ~Helen Thomson I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~Jules Verne A cat pours his body on the floor like water. ~William Lyon Phelps There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~Jules Champfleury A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. ~Jerome K. Jerome I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~Carl Van Vechten Cats come and go without ever leaving. ~Martha Curtis Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~Joseph Wood Krutch You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. ~Proverb The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. ~Jules Reynard Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city. ~Italo Calvino If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ~Lemony Snicket My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~Missy Dizick DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will show this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today! This is just something I found: A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping I bet 95% wont do it. -1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... 101.Find out who invented "Barny" 102.Kill them 103. Brutally 104.Find the creator of Naruto. 105.Threaten to kill them if they don't make more episodes. 106. Do not talk about evil plans out loud. 107.Catch anyone who heard about evil plans and kill them. 108.Do not say that out loud either. 109.Kill all witnesses. 110.Make sure you have enough space to hide all the bodies. 111.When bodies start to smell buy airfreshener. 112.If that doesn't help hide bodies else where. 113.If that doesn't work burn them. 114.Disreguard one above that doesn't help. | |||||||
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