| MyNameIsJeffNImLost |
Author has written 22 stories for Chuck, Stargate: SG-1, and Castle. My name is Jeff, but I'm not really lost, and I'm not creepy like Barnes was. I'm more like the new Jeff, but still less creepy because I wouldn't want to hang around Lester. I read Chuck, Stargate SG-1, and Castle stories. I've written 8 Chuck, 3 Castle, and 3 Stargate SG-1 stories. I try to be canon-compatible in most of my stories, at least at the time they were written. I've covered all of my stories to epub format. epubs of the two crossover universes and a collection of my five shorter Chuck stories are available for download. PM me if you have problems or would like other stories made available there. I'm also at mynameisjeffnimlost.tumblr.com, where I've posted higher resolution (576x864) versions of my story covers. I also hang out at the Chuck This! blog. Castle episode tag series. These are independent of each other, and so far, they are still canon-compatible. I've also written 7 Castle crossovers, which fall into two universes. "Averages" Castle/Chuck Crossover Universe Chuck & Sarah vs Their Next Adventure is not a crossover, but it is compatible with the Averages Universe. You can go about your business. Move along. Move along. | |||||
1. Chuck & Sarah vs Their Next Adventure » reviewsStart with some romance, add some humor, mix in some action, insert plenty of returning guest stars, sprinkle in some more humor, and top it off with family fun time. Yes, it's another post-Goodbye fic, starting right after the fade to black. Part 1 & 2 are complete: "Sarah vs Her Home" and "Sarah vs the Buy More."Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 8-8-12 - Sarah W. & Chuck B.2. Beckett vs the Linchpin reviewsCastle isn't the only person that knows a guy… or a couple CIA agents. 3rd in "Averages" series after "Castle vs the Law of Averages" and "Caskett vs Dr Morgan". After Chuck finale and during Castle 4.17, Linchpin.Crossover - Chuck & Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-29-12 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete3. Why Does This Keep Happening? » reviewsSome time has passed since the two days Beckett wished never happened, but the confusing and frustrating suspects keep coming. Part 4 of 'This Happened' series. Post-Castle 4x05, Pre-Chuck 5x01.Crossover - Chuck & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-26-12 - Published: 12-12-11 - Chuck B. & Kate B. - Complete4. Sarah vs the Phantom Retcon reviewsMissing flashback scenes from Chuck vs the Baby. It makes sense now. Well, hopefully it does. Don't worry, no Jar Jar in this one.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-12 - Sarah W. - Complete5. Sarah's Mom vs Sarah's Family reviewsMissing scene from Chuck vs. the Baby.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-5-12 - Complete6. Useful Skills reviews"When we get out of here, we should seriously consider joining the circus." After Castle 4.10, "Cuffed", Castle and Beckett put their new skills to good use on a case.Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-8-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete7. Homecoming Argument reviewsSam is home. Jack is mad. Sam doesn't know what she did wrong. Then again, maybe she didn't do anything wrong. What's more fun than an irrational Jack? Written for Shipsgiving 2011.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-11 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete8. Kate Beckett, Mall Cop reviews"Oh, this is all a big joke to you. Isn't it, Castle? But when Beckett is working mall security, I guess following her around isn't gonna have quite the same allure." Fluff 'warning'.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-15-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete9. The Day the Stargate Died reviewsaka Mmmmm, Pie. May 9, 2011: The last day of the Stargate Program. A little funny, maybe romantic, a bit of a parody, and just plain sad. Not a songfic. Spoilers for the last SGU episode.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-9-11 - J. O'Neill & S. Carter - Complete10. Caskett vs Dr Morgan reviewsaka To Love and Die at the Burbank Buy More. 2nd in "Averages" series, after "Castle vs the Law of Averages". Takes place near the end of both Castle's "To Love and Die in LA", 3.22, and "Chuck vs Agent X", 4.22.Crossover - Chuck & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-11 - Morgan G. & Kate B. - Complete11. What Is Happening? » reviewsYesterday was a bad day for Beckett. Two non-cases drove her crazy. She also had two stressful non-dates with Castle. What fallout waits for her today? Part 3 of 'This Happened' series, sequel to "This Never Happened" and "I Wish This Never Happened".Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-1-11 - Published: 4-27-11 - S. Carter & Kate B. - Complete12. I Wish This Never Happened reviewsWill this day get any more confusing for Beckett and Castle? This time, somebody else gets arrested. One-shot, loose sequel to "This Never Happened". Can be read stand-alone.Crossover - Chuck & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-11-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete13. Chuck & Sarah vs the Niece » reviewsChuck & Sarah have a new mission. Can Sarah handle it? Set post 4.17.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-26-11 - Published: 3-21-11 - Sarah W. & Chuck B. - Complete14. This Never Happened reviews"This never happened." "I guess that means I can't put this on twitter." An adult miniJack gets arrested by the homicide detectives of the 12th. First in series, followed by Castle/Chuck sequel "I Wish This Never Happened" & Castle/Stargate sequel "What is Happening?"Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-25-11 - Jonathan O. & Kate B. - Complete15. Bridezilla vs the Extreme Wedding reviews"You only get married once, right? And this is meant to be really special, and plus it will make Chuck really happy. I should look into booking a private island for the ceremony." "I think I created a monster."Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-24-11 - Sarah W. & Chuck B. - Complete16. Clone Army reviews"We really should have a code word so we all know which Beckett to kill when her clone army attacks."Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-8-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete17. Castle vs the Law of Averages » reviews"CIA's a popular theory with you." "Yes, well, law of averages demands that I'll eventually be right." Mystery/Action/Drama/Humor/Romance/minorAngst. Post Castle's "Countdown", 3.17, & "Chuck vs. the Masquerade", 4.16. Followed by "Caskett vs Dr Morgan".Crossover - Chuck & Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 3-2-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Chuck B. & Kate B. - Complete18. And then she said… » reviews100 doses of short 1-shots for what could have been said if Season 8 lasted a few more seconds. Includes SamJack shippiness, humor, innuendo, honesty, technobabble, and general randomness.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 35,416 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 11-23-10 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete19. Chuck vs All of the Intersects » reviewsWhatever happened to the Ring's Intersect computer? This is a Team Bartowski/Charah/Buy Moron/spy/friendship/romance/humor/family fic set after 4.10.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-26-11 - Published: 12-15-10 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete20. Sarah vs the Mystery Agent » reviewsChuck is no longer in the CIA, so Sarah and Casey must adjust to missions without him as they run into a new rival. Meanwhile, what is Chuck to do with his free time? Set post 3.19.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 8-2-10 - Sarah W. & Chuck B. - Complete21. Chuck vs the Uniforms reviewsA tribute to uniforms of the past. Inspired by today's minor, but upsetting, season 4 spoiler.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-10 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete22. Chuck vs the Whole Truth » reviewsWhy keep the truth from friends and family to keep them safe? Hiding the truth makes them suckers, not safe. The bad guys know. It's about time to let the rest of the good guys know too. Parts set post 3.10 and 3.15; most set post 3.19.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,897 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-30-10 - Published: 7-13-10 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete