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Author has written 11 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Artemis Fowl, Witch & Wizard, Tower Prep, Nine Lives of Chloe King, iCarly, and Harry Potter. I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange. I, KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I, KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare, do also swear to reply to all the reviews I recieve, unless they're anonymous. I have joined the Review Revolution :D REVIEW EVERYTHING! IT HURTS PEOPLE'S FEELINGS IF YOU DON'T! A Quick Version of Me Name: Kody Birthday: December 22, 2012 Real birthday: January 3 Tumblr: This Is Me Twitter: gomee23 School Motto: Vos mos postulo a ship Fusce in est Martem Favourite color: Dark blue Favourite song at the moment: "Weightless (Less Is More Edition)" Natasha Beddingfield Favourite activity: Reading, writing Favourite class: STEP and Lit. Future profession: Lawyer, or a Psychologist Gender: Female Hair color: Blonde Eye color: Good question. Dark blue, grey. In white light, a frosty blue-white. Weight: What is this, a doctors office? Anything else I forgot? Message me. Please. I'm bored. Hi, my name is Kody. I was born on January 3, 1998. I live in the town of Nowhere, IA. JK, but I do live in a very small town in Iowa. I'm not a terrible singer, but I'm not fabulous. I love lipgloss, and my lips chap insanely easily. Demi Lovato is amazing. I thought everyone should know that. I have, like, six fanfics in my head, and I have noticed most have a very emotional back story to them. And yet none of them are Phineas and Ferb ;) I love it when people respond to reviews, or write a review longer than a couple of words. I try to do both, but if I don't, someone needs to call my chainsaw guy and tell him he needs to "take care" of his biggest client. :)> Love to all who review. xXKodyXx "Let your Mind Winder" "Let's Kick That Macaroni Music" Wold's Best Quote In The World: Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want is to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" The dragon twitched and shuddered and flapped his wings. "That's a yes, bro!" Leo said. ~*Ditch school, go skydiving, but don't worry, we'll take pictures of birds. One of my mom's old piano students. Quite amazing how well he plays, and with out sheet music. Don't visit, and I'll start putting this link in all my reviews, so click on it and tell me what you think! :) http://www.youtube.com/user/BagnallFamily1 If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. A true boyfriend When she walks away from you mad Don't you wish there were more boys like this? Before you speak »Listen. Before you write »Think. Before you spend »Earn. Before you pray »Forgive. Before you hurt »Feel. Before you hate »Love. Before you quit »Try. Before you die »Live. That's Life: Feel it, Live it & Enjoy it Favourite Authors: My super awesome AF/SWAC author, who happens to love Dramione as much as I do. Weird. Maybe she's that person who's exactly like you, but from a different dimension, but somehow got caught in our own. Let's free her from our horrible home! (But first, let's read her stories!) The Stereotypes: bold what you are. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm FRIENDS WITH ERASER BURNERS, so I MUST eraser burn MYSELF. I am BLONDE, so I must be a crazy hot IDIOT Stop Steryeotypes. Put this in your profile if you think this world is going out of control. The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin! Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest." Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort. Take the most scientific Harry Potter Get Sorted Now! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101, Charlotte Wilkens, Angelic Kitsune, Shouka Kaze, Kyle-Ginn, KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (but she doesnt need to die, just be run over by it.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this if you think youd die if you didnt have a computer copy and paste this in your profile If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you think that animals are to look at and not to eat, copy this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you're in love with a fictional character ( or nine...) copy and paste this is you profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, a tree, a fence, a parked car, a pole, etc...) Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down!Guy: Now give me a big hug. Girl: She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. Sonny With a Chance of Deja Vu: Sonny's dress: http://superqueen.wordpress.com/2009/03/13/dreams-come-true-on-the-red-carpet/ (scroll down to the purple one) At mini band camp, on those two nights, At Back-To-School Night on Thursday, Did you notice me? On the first day of school, I'll notice you. Me We may not notice, but; The smallest things Can be the the bullseye of all. - From mischievous101's Descent Girls Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you If you almost cried while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Rosy-Fingered-Dawn, KayDee-DesignerEtraordinare Copy and Paste this on your profile if you've thought of killing yourself (possibly multiple times) but didn't, because then you thought of how much the world would suck without you. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (i'm Kinda scared...she might be up there with the possums.) Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Please, never drink and drive. Make the right choice: Save a life. I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom, Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom. Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me, Mom, Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone else's as well. Wars destroy the world, and world peace is NOT just for pageant queens. If you truly believe in world peace, please copy and paste this into your profile and show the world you care. Because it's not always the fighters who are hurt: it is the innocents, the victims, the people who never had a choice. Please, do not blame an entire country's worth of people for what their government does! Many times, they never got a say in what was decided because their government is so oppressive. ( And YES, I believe we need to fight for freedom, liberty, civil rights, etc. But fighting over who should get more oil? NO.) If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If animal abuse makes you cry, copy and paste this into your profile. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Laterose13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Rosy-Fingered-Dawn, KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love chocolate so much it's unhealthy, copy and paste this into your profile. You say Twlilight Copy and paste this if you convinced yourself you Hogwarts letter is just a few years late IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades) 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot) 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD) 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE NICO! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54. You've recited Artemis's pledge wishing that she's make you a hunter P.S. If you read all of that, you're awesome. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, If you squeal like a fangirl whenever Logan Lerman takes off his hood in the Lightning Thief trailer, copy this onto your profile. ANNOYING THINGS TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR!(READ THIS IF NOTHING ELSE) VERY FUNNY!HEHE! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Awwww... To bad most boys aren't like that :( The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). I laughed SO HARD the first time I read this. LOL If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile (I live in books!) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Can't really help it now- too late!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (There you go!) I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile (I even argue with video games! YAY!) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! (Love it!!!) If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile (Those teens in those horror movies would still be alive if they would have listened!) If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Cookies r da' bomb!!! LOL, I'm just super hyper today!!) If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I must be emo *rolls eyes at stereotype*) If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!! (Sisters' obsessed and I'm becoming a mess...lol, that rymes, kinda!) If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Shelberz...lol weirdest nickname in the world...but one of the best!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (I told everyone i was sleepwalking, but in truth I'm a major klutz. Ever trip over air? Ya, me too...) If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile (Did it during a test. Not the best idea lol :)...) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (It's been, what, 50 years? Poor rabbit, he deserves some Trix :(...) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (My friends are the best!!! And, crazy lol, they fit right in...) If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile (What did they do before internet? Oh ya, nothing evidently...) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Well, obviously, why else would I be here?) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (tons of people, some more than others...you know who you are, lol jk jk.) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup, more than once!) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I love gettin reviews! They make my day!) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (My enemy }:( If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile (An addiction that everyone I know hates...) If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile (My bff got me obsessed with llamas and squirrles!) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I dont think I usually have a reason...hmmm...) My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, copy and paste this to your profile! If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it) -If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile -If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever ran into a parked car, copy this into your profile -If you have ever epically failed at spelling something, copy this onto you profile {cough- dog=dawg, profile=porlfie} -If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever had a crazy laughing fit for no reason what-so-ever, copy this onto your profile -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile. -If you are one of the people who are in the 'weird' group and dont follow/go along with/ even like the 'it' girls, copy this onto your profile. And if you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile. ~30 percent of kids go to college. 70 percent either drop-out/ don't have the proper skills. If you're one of the 30 percent and you know that you're going to college, copy this onto your profile. ~Pluto was declared that it is no longer a planet on Aug.27,2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! -If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever busted a move/ burst into song for no reason, copy this onto your profile -If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix Rabbit som Trix already, copy this onto your profile -If you wish to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, copy this onto your profile -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile -If you have know your bestie since kindergarden, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your profile -If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this onto your profile (EEP! The movies coming out soon sept/oct and then part2 is next july!) -If you have ever thrown something at your TV when you saw a character you despised, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever ran into a door, copy this onto your profile -If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile -If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever ondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile -If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this onto your profile -If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you dont remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile -If you love rain, copy this onto your profile -If you love to copy/paste things, copy this onto your profile -If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile. -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. -If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile -If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile -I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... -If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. -If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. -If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. [fanfiction xD] -If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile. -If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. [i yell at the older SWACs all the time {channy purposes} and Dora lolz] -If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! -If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. -If you think that someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she has a prince charming, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. -If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. *cough SWAC cough] -Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. -If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . -If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. -If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile. All of these lines are from Sugar Rush4eva 's profile. These are awesome sentences that are... amazing. So go to her profile and read her awesome stories!! If you have noticed this notice you may have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. If you try to fail, but succed instead then which have you done? It's all fun and games until some gets hurt... then its hilarious! Never go to bed early stay up and plot revenge. Reality is for those who lack imagination. There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty! Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible. You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, post this on your profile. :P [SWAC- FFTF part 2] "Peace out, suckas! Wah ha!" ~Chad Dylan Cooper "Dude, your mouth is huge. Who many tennis balls can you fit in there?" Puck asks. 1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Jackson shrugs. "It's true," he tells me. "I can't eat dairy." (Dani Noir by Nova Ren Suma) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Stair banister holder-upper thingys. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Um, I forgot to turn the T.V. off, so Gilmore Girls. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:57 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:57 (I didn't look. I looked at the clock like, six minutes ago.) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Furnace 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3:37-ish. I was walking home from school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? HunterofArtemis1136's profile. 9. What are you wearing? White girl scout teeshirt and jeans. 10. Did you dream last night? Don't think so. 11. When did you last laugh? When I was reading "Annoying things to do in an elevator" 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint, pictures 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yeah, I looked in the mirror earlier ;) 14. What do you think of this quiz? Love it! 15. What is the last film you saw? I think "The Proposal." Amazing. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Every book I've ever wanted. And tickets to a TobyMac concert. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Ummmm...I hate it when boys try to ask you out in front of their friends, it's rude! 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? End world hunger and try to get more people to read! 19. Do you like to dance? Let's see. I've been in dance since I was three. I'm the only girl that likes her toe shoes. And I go all out at school dances. So, yeah. You could say that. 20. George Bush: Ugh, politics. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? I'd have twin adopted girls, so Adelaide and Aoife. (Pronounced E-Fa) 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jonathon Spencer. (Love Fantastic Four) First get a pen and paper. When you actually write names make sure you know them and go with your first instincs. Don't read you'll ruin it! 1.Write 1 through 11 in a colum 2.Then, beside 1 and 2 write down any number you want 3.then, on 3 and 7 write down a name of a person from the opposite gender. 4.Write any ones name (Friends family etc.) in 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5.write four song titles in spots 8, 9, 10, and 11(Go with first instinct) 6.Finally, make a wish! And now the key for the game You must tell (number in space 2) people about this. The person in space three is the one you truly love. The person in 7 is the person you like but you can't work it out. You care most about the person you put in number 4. The name you put in number 5 is the person who knows you very well. The person you name in number 6 is your lucky star. The song in 8 matches the person in in 3. The song in 9 matches the person in 7. The tenth space is the song telling you about YOUR mind. The title in 11 is the song that describes your life. Now repost this bullieten UNanswered in the next hour and your wish will come true but...if you don't the opposite will happen. YOUR BOY SIDE: you love hoodies TOTAL= 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE you love to shop TOTAL= 17 I'm a girl Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Sirius Black or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other HP related thing you can think of about HP or the HP characters. Crazy is when you can open up Harry Potter and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day! Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!) Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious. Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again. Crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and noone can disturb you from your wall-staring Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like " I wonderif my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place. Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends. If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Did you know... Kissing is healthy. A father's love" At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. I'M SORRY that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay and only because they don't talk about hooking up with girls in their music. I'M SORRY that you think they are pansies, and only because they aren't cussing at us through their music. I'M SORRY that you joke at me for being in love with them and only because you don't know them, and haven't given them a chance. I'M SORRY That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy, so you think that they are wussies and only because you don't have the guts to call us beautiful instead, too. I'M SORRY That you think their music sucks and only because they aren't talking about getting drunk or high. And most of all I'M SORRY that you haven't even given them a chance. You haven't even listened to their music. And you haven't even thought about the fact that girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do, Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you dont then you have no soul!! Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. If you say Harry Potter spells like "Accio!" out loud, and a part of you thinks they might actually work. If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave. If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled. If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references. If slow computers drive you CRAZY. If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe. If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work. If you use your cell phone to see in the dark. If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings. If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations. If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in. If you love people who text back instantly. If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later. If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans. If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van. If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically. If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded. If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever. If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it! If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next. If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument. If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway. If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday". If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava. If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes. If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last. If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing. If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done." If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting. If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there. If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie. (sadly I can under stand it.) If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (I hate the color pink!) My Faith: Jesus (if I did not copy and paste that then I would be bugged by it.) I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty! I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :) I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I ran with scissors, and lived Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it to your profile! If HATE is a strong word... why do we toss around LOVE like it's nothing? The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON"T READ! DON"T READ! DON"T READ! there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if Harry: HA YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE!!!! Congrats, you've made it to the bottom. This is very awesome, and you deserve the virtual gift of your choice. Or you could give me a gift, like a virtual hug from Artemis Fowl. Do that, like someone else very awesome * cough* Rosy-Fingered-Dawn *cough* Luv ya. BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!!! xXKodyXx | |||||||||
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