Name : Mosaicmaker / Mr. Mumble (anybody get the reference? Drop me a line if you do!)

Age : Now, darling, a lady never reveals her true age. Surely you know that?

Sex : Now, darling, a lady never reveals her true orientation. (Gays, straights, transvestites and transsexuals of the world unite! LGBTTQQII2AA! Yay Pride!)

Country : *Singing to the tune of our national anthem* Oh, Canada / Why couldn't you have a rock anthem? / How am I supposed / To want to sing this * / This tune is old / We've been singing it since grade one / I've heard better / From the Backstreet Boys ('s new album. Their old stuff was legit, but the new, not so great) (Oh, yeah, and, does anybody else feel like this about the anthem of their country. Do you have to listen to it every morning?)

Interests : Watching movies, TV (the good stuff and Sweet Sixteen on MTV), YouTube, plays, musicals, fights, the world go by. Reading whatever I can get my hands on. Most of my classes. Cooking and food, there's a difference. British people. Fat cats. Goldfish (the crackers). Imagining what it might feel like when I actually get the chance to punch someone for real. (I've never been in a fight. No worries, it's not like a Fight Club thing, I just think it is a serious hole in my life education. I need to get in at least one fight before the inevitable apocalypse so I can decide whether to survive or save someone else through sacrifice.These are the decisions that shape your life. Hah, now you'll think of that whenever a parent or guidance counselor or friend starts talking about the future.) Oh, and Music (with a capital M) and dancing. Music soothed the savage beast and got the couch potato off her lazy ass so she could shake the damn thing.

Disinterest/Things I avoid/Things that are loathed with a fiery passion that rivals the loathing that Lady Gaga has for pants : Hmmm, not much that goes on here actually. I'm a pretty open minded person, or so I would like to think. Oh, that reminds me of something; the characters of The Great Gatsby. I like the book, but those characters are all just despicable or pathetic or both. Also, key lime pie, whoever canceled Buffy, the rhyme "our school has a pool", feeling nauseous and some other annoying people.

Yeah, I guess that's enough for now. I am who I am, and truly, a profile on the internet isn't going to tell you, or me, who that is.

Okay, so in a fit of "I must have been twelve when I last updated my profile" (No offense to the 12 year olds out there), I have just deleted the bulk of whatever crap I had written on this profile. I'm leaving the disclaimers and outfits, even though it seems that links don't work on the site right now? I'm not really sure, probably because I've been AWOL for forever and a day. You're all screaming at me, or at least those of you who actually read my stuff and wanted more, and I know, I'm a bad person who's going straight to hell. This is a fact that was never in question.

Despite all that, and this update, I don't want anybody to get their hopes up about me writing more. Truly the only story that is at a place where completion can be called an out and out, fat, evident, bad lie would be One Long Summer. The rest were either one shots or are in a place where I feel okay leaving them, like Cyclides. Also, I regret to tell you that I have moved away from my interest in the Mortal Instruments series and am now full out obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Joss Whedon's gorgeous creations, most especially Spike. I am sorry if this disappoints you, but I eventually hope to grow a back bone and start writing for that fandom and hopefully you guys will be able to enjoy those stories.

And now, about a year, or two, or something (what is time?) after I last updated this text, I just thought I should add that I never did really grow the balls to write for BtVS, and am now in full gear for Avatar the Last Airbender and Soul Eater, and mildly obsessed with a couple of other fandoms. And this time, I've actually written something for one of them (AtLA fic, go check it out maybe?).

Finally, I wanted to give a massive, rupture your eardrums, Metallica on full volume, jet plane passing overhead, there's a psycho in my shower screaming shout out to all of the people who have reviewed my stories, who still review them despite my now exceptional truancy record for this site, and who still manage to give me the warm fuzzies whenever they say something positive. I just got one today and I was like, "Hmmm, FanFiction? Oh yeah, I remember that. It was AWESOME!". So keep sharing comments and stories, fellow fic-ers, and keep on keeping on, or some other hippie shit like that, whatever floats your boat. (No offense to hippies everywhere. In fact you embody the sixties, a decade I happen to love, despite having never experienced it myself.)

I'm putting a disclaimer (actually several, pick one to suit your mood) here so that I don't have to write them at the top of my fics, trying to remember is getting old. I am keeping the old disclaimers here, like I said I would, but I am adding a new one to reflect my new sentiments towards the Mortal Instruments fandom. I don't like lying, and the old ones seemed not to fit my mood exactly.

Cassandra Clare owns everything, and what a damn good job she's done with it.

Cassandra Clare owns everything, but not the plot, or my Jace fantasies.

Cassandra Clare owns everything, including the awesome shadowhunter skills I wish I had.

Cassandra Clare owns everything, but I am disappointed with the prequel series and the continuation. I'm sorry, Cassie, but I'm afraid I've grown out of you. I've found someone new and we just can't really be together anymore. *Tear* We're just too different now. *Choked sob*. Goodbye! *Choked sob*

Here's a disclaimer for my Wild Child one-shot.

Whoever owns everything from Wild Child owns it, it ain't mine.

And I just realized I don't have a disclaimer for Percy Jackson. Rick Riordan's gonna come knocking on my door any day now with a big fat lawsuit. Anyway, hope to prevent that with the following:

Oh, Percy, why did you have to intrigue me so? The spoilers on FF slightly ruined the last book for me! And, why, Rick, why could you not have made there be some fantastically unexpected plot twist so that that wouldn't have happened! I know you own it and can do whatever you want, but... it was... well, it was just plain inconsiderate of you! Hmmmph!

And now that I love AtLA, and have written for it *celebration wiggles* I require a disclaimer.

I don't own Avatar the Last Airbender. I only write subpar continuations and spin offs of it.

This space will be for outfits featured in my fics.

This is Just Crazy

- Clary's outfit : This is Just Crazy : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=21333266

Cyclides

- Clary's outfit : Cyclides Ch.1 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=21277662

- Jace's outfit : Cyclides Ch.2 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=21297217

- Clary's outfit : Cyclides Ch.3 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=21297217

- Clary's outfit : Cyclides Ch.4 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=23919769

- Jace's outfit : Cyclides Ch.4 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=23920135

- Julian's outfit : Cyclides Ch.5 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=23919292

- Clary's outfit : Cyclides Ch.5 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=23918981

One Long Summer

- Izzy's outfit : OLS Ch.3 : http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=21280875