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Author has written 6 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Marching Band, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. She slashed viciously at the dark dragon of examinations, growling with frustration. " Damn you, you foul fiend! you have plagued the world for centuries untold! begone! let the world of fanfiction writers write their fanfictions in peace! away! i command you!" she screamed futilely, brandishing a pair of worn drumsticks and a pencil at the dragon. the dragon boomed, " puny pathetic band member! you cannot hope to defeat me! but for your valiant attempts at defeating me,i give you an A2. away, tempt me not!" so spoke the dragon, disappearing in a flash of purple smoke. " Damn. i wanted a A1... gah. guess i'll have to fight it again..." " I thought i told thee to stay away?!" roared the outraged dragon of examination. that is the sad story of my life. now stop reading my bio... and go and read my fics... hi, Satan here. or if you're uncomfortable with that, you can call me intelligent savage cat. I'm a singaporean, i'm in a great concert band and i'm in the percussion section. (perc roxs!) but i also play the piano. msn me at satanhearteater@hotmail.com to talk. or mail me for ideas. I shall be retiring. As my O'levels are approaching at a terrifying spped, i shall now take the time to bow and scram. fare well, might send some postcards if possible. *vanishes in a puff of purple smoke* | |||||||
1. The BAND WARS » reviewsInherent hatred between two schools. A power-crazy band major. Band Gods mixed in with a health dose of sarcasm and ridicule. Note: Chapters will be infrequent and short. be warned.Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 10-18-022. Remmants of the Council » reviewsGandalf has left. Saruman is dead. Radagast, Pallando and Alatar retire into seclusions. Read about the antics of the remaining Istari!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-21-03 - Published: 12-27-023. A fanfiction writer's warning » reviews*completed* A parody of 'a Christmas carol'. Warning: Lame jokes are unhealthy. You have been warned. Eddie, i hope ur happy now...Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-3-03 - Published: 2-19-03 - Complete4. Past the Point of No Return reviewsA song-fic with a Potter Scene. the betrayal of the potters. sorry if this is not too good. it's my first angsty fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-035. Julius Caesar gone wrong » reviewsRAted for violence... this is an extremely lame parody of Julius Caesar. since the world abounds with lameness, i thought i'd just add a little more lameness to it... i changed the title cos it wasn't appropriate.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 10-25-026. A Chemical Fairytale reviewsA totally twisted perception to the typical fairytale.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-17-02
