Author has written 9 stories for Up, Monsters vs. Aliens, Edward Scissorhands, and Despicable Me.
Hello! Welcome to my FanFic profile. You can call me Sprite. I underrate the overrated and overrate the underrated. You have all the privileges of the world to read my stories and please review. And whatever you do, do NOT pass my work off as yours, or a legion of angry fellow sprites will beat you to death, grind your body into pulp, and feed it to the dying plants of the world as a fertilizer. Still, don't.
Name: TheSpriteofJayum. On DeviantArt, I'm DrJEMnutcase (link:). I will never give you my real name no matter how hard you may plea or blackmail me cuz I don't trust just anyone on the web. You may offer me all the moolah on Earth, but I will never tell you.
I'm a strange person from the underrated, liberal rinky-dink but beautiful Pacific Northwest in the US and live in a suburbian town somewhere, ya know, and enjoying the rain I have for about half a year and very little snow for only a few days (if I'm lucky, a week or so). I think you have to be 13 to be on this site, so I'm 13-plus. But my birthday is December 18.
Hobbies: computers, reading (duh), writing (duh), drawing (fanart mostly, you can see some of my artwork on DeviantArt. I also like drawing concept art for my stories), creating OC's and drawing them, genetics, chemistry, history, and creating doodle comics to make friends laugh.
Life in General: Quiet overlooked kid with a severe dignity issue. Epilepsy survivor. Soon-to-be obstretic ultrasound technologist. Avid reader and writer and have been both since age 8. Supporter of epilepsy awareness.
Favorite movies: Monsters vs. Aliens, Beauty and the Beast, Labyrinth, Song of Bernadette, Princess Diaries 1 & 2, Fantasia, Enchanted, Tarzan, Father of the Bride (newer one), It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Invisible Man, The Fly, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Les Miserables, Fiddler on the Roof.
Favorite TV shows: Addams Family, Total Drama series...don't really watch TV, so I only know so much.
Favorite actors: Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries, Love and Other Drugs), Emma Thompson (Nanny McPhee, Brave) Hugh Laurie (House-derp!), Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands), Vincent Price (The Fly, The Great Mouse Detective), Debbie Reynolds (Singin' In the Rain, Charlotte's Web cartoon), Cary Grant (Bringing Up Baby, loads more), Katherine Hepburn (Bringing up Baby, loads more), Audrey Hepburn (My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany's), Rex Harrison (My Fair Lady, Dr. Doolittle-the older one), and...I forget who else. As you can see I watch a LOT of old movies.
Favorite authors: A lot my FanFic reviewers and buds (thank you all very much. It's okay, you don't have to review my stories to be one of my faves.). Really don't have a clue.
Favorite artists: Hans Zimmer, James Horner, Howard Shore, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Phil Collins, and I forget who else...
Favorite songs (and OSTs too): Casper's Lullaby-James Horner, Grand Finale (Edward Scissorhands)-Danny Elfman, When You're Gone-Avril Lavigne, Ave Maria-arrangement of Leopold Stokowski, Belle-Garou, Patrick Lavoie, Daniel Fiori, You'll Be In My Heart-Phil Collins (for my BFF), Prologue (for Anastasia movie)-(forgot artist), Total Praise-Richard Smallwood, Grey Havens (LOTR: Return of the King)-Howard Shore...aaaannnnd loads more.
Religious views: Christian, but against the molesters, jerks and such that claim to be ones. It's okay. You don't have to be Christian to be my friend. I will never shove my beliefs down someone's throat, EVER! 'Cuz you get nowhere doing that. And just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I'm a people hater, homophobe, etc. I know a lesbian whom I love to pieces and I would do the same for any homosexual, but I don't believe gay people are born that way. I follow the rules of "love the person, just not what they do." I'm mostly pacifist because war's overrated and a big culprit of the national debt (in my opinion).
a note or two
They call me...a faker for attention…weak…a freak…dangerous…C.P (Cerebral palsy)...broken…a mistake…a scaredy cat…a problem child…a burden…a druggie…weird…contagious…possessed by demon…an embarrassment…
Epilepsy affects over 50 million people worldwide or approximately 1 in 100 people. That's more than multiple sclerosis, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy and Parkinson's disease combined. Nearly 3 million Americans have epilepsy, yet epilepsy and seizures remains largely misunderstood by the public. This lack of understanding can have a serious impact on the access to communities, treatment, employment or education for people with epilepsy.
Sadly, there's less research done on epilepsy than on MS. MS is a gradual process whereas with epilepsy one can go into a seizure, have something bad happen (like choking on spit/hitting their head wrong-ie: Jett Travolta), and die in the matter of minutes. It can range from a simple 10-second stare without free-will to unconscious convulsions. It can range from one seizure every couple of years to several a day. It can range from no damage whatsoever to death (but death's a rarity).
Everybody knows about Breast Cancer Awareness (ribbons, aluminum yogurt lids, Tic Tacs, etc). Autism awareness is popping up nowadays. At grocery, department, hardware stores and drive-thrus, I see "Support (name issue) Awareness" or "Create a world free of (name issue)." So far I know/knew three people with breast cancer, at least two people with autism, two people with MS, zero people with cystic fibrosis, and I'm the only one that I know of that has epilepsy.
My only rights activist craze. Seriously though, I'm still the same person I was before I had it; my brain just has a mind of it's own. Either you can make a pity party of your condition or make lemonade out of those lemons. I even have a shirt that says "Epilepsy: seize the day!" Still...SUPPORT EPILEPSY AWARENESS! MARCH 26th & NOVEMBER
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (hey, I've NO right to judge who goes where. Andneither does anybody else. we'll see how it turns outs in the end.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (never in a million years...cuz you get nowhere doing that.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a hoe...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (black's my 2nd favorite color. what the H is wrong with that?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (haven't tried that yet.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking hoe.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (C'mon, there's an average of 100 Nazis left in the world)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (what's the point anymore?)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I love people, just not what they believe/do.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I don't know sometimes...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling hoe.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a hoe.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (actually, people who HATE comics are losers.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE...So I MUST be a hoe myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (um, you're lookin' @ politicians and celebrities, not the people.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (does that mean I've been emo since I was nine?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (eh, half the time)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic person.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I have friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (used to be that way.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.
Monsters vs. Aliens
-The Invisible Love-
Summary: A new monster arrives at Area Fifty-Two. She reminds the monsters of a past monster while she turns B.O.B.'s world upside down.
Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 1. Humor/Romance
-The Incredible Chase-
Summary: Sequel to the Invisible Love. 4 years have passed, and Jennifer is going on sweet sixteen, muddling through high school, and fighting more alien scum with Monger's monsters. Along the way, she and the gang meet some surviving humanoid monsters being chased by a galactic menace. Pairings: B.O.B./OC, Link/OC/Monger
Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 2. Humor/Adventure
Do NOT read unless you've read the Invisible Love
Rated: K-some action violence
-The Invincible Adversary-
Summary: Four years have passed, & great expectations are awaiting Jenny & the monsters. In that time, an alien invasion arrives with the force to wreak revenge & destroy the team. No. 3 & last story of the Invisoline Trilogy. Pairings: B.O.B./OC, Monger/OC
Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 3. Romance/Adventure
In Progress Do NOT read unless you've read the others
Summary: With more freedom in his new life, Link finds his former swamp as well as his old life gone forever. Meanwhile, he learns to let go of his past and reach into the future for something better.
Pairings: Link/OC, Link/Susan
Story type: Stand-alone. Romance/Angst (?)
Not started yet.Don't know if I want to do this one or not.
Summary: A genius and an immigrant cross paths at college and get taken on a wild friendship together. Little will they know of what will happen during their lifetime. Pairings: Dr. C/OC, light Invisible Man/OC, maybe some Link/OC
Story type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy
Finally started. 14/65 chapters
I really want this story to be successful. One of my few works so far that's made me cry.
Author's Note on Monsters vs. Aliens:
#1: On pairings...I don't believe that Dr. C. and Susan are a couple. Or that Dr. C. is in love with Susan. If there's a couple in a movie, I'd like a definite sign of it (Example: Melman/Gloria, Hiccup/Astrid, and Megamind/Roxanne). Of course, Doc and his Swirly-Pop made a fine pair in Mutant Pumpkins. Evidence?...sorry, folks, I've seen it all, I'm not convinced, and I'm gonna need more . :P Btw, I really don't see much of anything else in Mutant Pumpkins or the TV series.
#2: I don't believe Derek is some ruthless dumb a*% who wants to ruin Susan and the monsters' lives in revenge for screwing up his TV reporter career; he's just a poor selfish guy with some great insecurities. He got what he deserved at the end, so let's beat it.
#3: For: About the TV series on Nickelodeon, in my opinion, it's not too terrible. Like any other TV series based on a movie, it has its hits and misses; some episodes are meh while others aren't bad. The new voice cast has its good and bad moments. New characters? Not too cheesy. And one thing...I'd rather watch the series than read some badly written MvA fanfic about Dr C/Susan or a Mary-Sue OC/On-Of-The-Monsters.
-Memories and Farewell-
Summary: This is the part in the beginning at the end of Carl & Ellie F.'s life together. Carl reminisces and visits Ellie in her last hours.
Number of chaps: One-shot
Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy
-Second Ice Angel-
Summary: The story how Edward came to create the ice sculpture of Kim we see at the end of the movie.
Number of chaps: One-shot
Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance
Author's note on Edward Scissorhands:
As much as lots of us would like to have him, NO ONE can have Edward but Kim. And vice versa. Even after all the years of not seeing each other, their hearts will always belong to each other. And that's why I don't agree with the Edward/OC stories. It's like doing a Titanic fanfic and doing Jack/OC or Rose/OC.
-It's For You-
Summary: For 12 years, a little minion has hidden his feelings for one of the girls. Can he reveal his love to her before it's too late?
Pairings: Phil the Minion/Agnes
Number of chaps: One-shot Romance/Humor
Story Type: Stand-alone
Night At the Museum
Summary: Calico Jack, Anne Bonny, and Mary Read join the exhibits at the Museum.
Pairings: Calico/Anne, Mary/one of the exhibits (dunno yet)
Story Type: Stand-alone. Adventure/Humor
-Been on my mind for a while, dunno if I wanna do this yet-
-Conspiracy and Reality-
Summary: Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov and imposter Anna Anderson are added to the collection.
Pairings: None yet.
Story Type: Stand-alone. Definitely Humor
-There You'll Always Be-
Summary: Over the memories of her and losing her as well, Woody will never let go of Bo. Songfic of Fox and the Hound's "Good-bye May Seem Forever".
Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy
Bella Marie-The Invisible Love-Monsters vs. Aliens-jello*
Jennifer "Invisoline" Griffin-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster
Elijah "Coyosapien" Cordova-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster
Phyllis "Electrill" Penniman-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster
Liv "Faytale" Roberts-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster
Kathy, Aaron, & Amanda Hathaway-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-humans
Charlotte Campbell-A Lifetime-Monsters vs. Aliens-human
Any friends/members of the Campbell & Hawkinson families-A Lifetime-Monsters vs. Aliens-humans
Each O.C. is a copyright of me and may not be used in FanFiction stories without author's permission.
I think it would be funny and so B.O.B. if he gave her a stupidly exaggerated name like "Bella Marie". Even though in the TV series her name is Diane.
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