| piaffe417 |
Author has written 44 stories for Magnificent Seven, Dirty Dancing, Walker, Texas Ranger, Misc. Movies, Boomtown, Law and Order: CI, Law and Order: SVU, Last of the Mohicans, and Primeval. piaffe: (pee-ahf) Verb. A rhythmic, two beat trot on the spot performed by a horse at the Grand Prix level of dressage. This movement represents years of training and preparation on the part of horse and rider and is the epitome of grace and balance. The best Grand Prix horses do not advance forward even a single inch. Thus, it is such grace and balance that I seek when I write. Hi there! My name is piaffe417 and I'm a TV-aholic. I was hooked on it as a child and only in my teenage years began to realize that this had the makings of a very serious addiction. It's my hope that by coming here and passing on the stories that clog up my already overworked brain, I can somewhat quell that addiction and become a contributing member of society. Or something. My tastes are fairly eclectic so you'll find a mix here, but the stories mostly feature the characters from "Law and Order: Criminal Intent," my drug of choice. Favorite things in fanfiction: Good imagery, thoughtful storylines, wicked satire, characters who act like themselves, and REVIEWS. Least favorite things in fanfiction: Mary Sues, stories with no plot, ridiculous scenarios, characters who act like 5 year olds, and positive reviews for any of the aforementioned items. (And by the way, people - song lyrics are not a substitute for an actual story, so if you're going to write a song fic, please make sure that you have a plot, otherwise, you're transcribing what we hear on the radio.) Most commonly asked question from readers: How do you write the relationship between Bobby Goren and Alex Eames so thoroughly? How is it that you seem to understand these two? The short answer is: In the world that makes up my daily life, I am Alex Eames and I have a coworker/mentor/friend who is Bobby Goren. You know, absolutely brilliant to the point of being occasionally cryptic and usually embarrassing when you take him in public. (Only mine isn't that tall, there's no family history of schizophrenia, we're not cops, and he's married (to a woman who's a saint) with 2 kids - but trust me, he's just like him other than that.) Some days we're best friends, some days we're a sitcom, other days we're fighting like the Hatfields and the McCoys, and the rest of the time we just are. Like Alex (as I write her anyway), I often wonder how this relationship took its place in my life and use fiction as a means to explore answers to that question. And no, I'm not harboring secret romantic feelings for this guy; in fact, I think that's one of the main reasons that I can't see Bobby and Alex as a couple in the majority of my stories. There's an understanding and a closeness there that isn't necessarily romantic; it's more symbiotic than that. So there you have it. (And no, I don't recommend taking on the care and feeding of a Bobby Goren in order to add reality to your writing. It really cuts into your work day.) Update (1/8/2008) - Halfway through a master's degree and working full time while doing an internship (also full time - or at least it seems that way!) and trying to get my Dutch gelding to the FEI level (we're working on 4th level right now), I'm not writing all that often anymore, but I'm still reading (and reviewing when compelled) whenever I get a free second. Shoot me an email if you want to talk fanfic - I'm always willing to swap ideas! | |||||||||
1. Logical reviewsNick Cutter used to believe in logic. Claudia Brown changed that. Still, it's Claudia he misses, not the logic. Oneshot.Primeval - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-08 - N. Cutter & Claudia B. - Complete2. Fortunate reviewsThey used to compare fortunes and laugh at the vague red writing on shiny slips of paper, never believing for a second that such overly-generalized prognostications would come true.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete3. The Bold Ones Continue reviewsA name holds a great deal of power, but rarely is it enough to help pull one through the lowest point of his or her life. A character from the past encounters Goren seven years later.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete4. Answer reviewsShe passes the file over, her right hand brushing his left during the exchange, and when their eyes meet in surprise at the contact, she finds her answer. She did it on purpose.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-12-07 - Complete5. Yes I Do reviewsPost Endgame. Mothers know everything. Detective Alex Eames meets the famous Frances Goren.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-5-07 - Complete6. The Best Laid Plans » reviewsOW Pilot episode. And JD realized it then – he suddenly understood full well what happened to “the best laid plans of mice and men:” they never worked out the way they were supposed to.Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 12-3-067. Someone to Watch Over Me reviews“I’ll be back soon,” she told him firmly. She nodded to her sleeping partner, who stirred slightly, then settled. “You told me to keep an eye on him. I can’t do that unless I’m working.”Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-20-06 - Complete8. Unexpected » reviewsLove at first sight caught you by surprise. Old West, Pilot epMagnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 8-18-06 - Complete9. When the World Ends » reviewsShe'd give her life for him without question. He knows it and he couldn't live with himself if she ever proved it. If he lost her, it would be the end of the world...Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Complete10. Follow the Stars reviewsHe’d led her through life with the same deft ease that he had when navigating the forest trails near their frontier home and yet when he departed life before her, he had left no marked trail behind him.Last of the Mohicans - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete11. Amnesia » reviewsSometimes she forgets that he's like that. Sometimes he forgets that she isn't Superwoman. Postep for Proud Flesh.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 3-13-06 - Complete12. I'm Sorry reviewsOne more postep for Fault. When you’re six, “I’m sorry” can take care of a litany of mistakes and bumbles and even seeming disasters.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-12-06 - Complete13. Never the Same reviewsIt's just not the same without her and he wonders how long she'll be gone. SG set during the reunion movie.Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-1-06 - Complete14. Understated reviewsIt wasn't the letter than shocked him, it was her tears.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-7-0515. Shattered reviewsShe threw her Santa Claus mug across the room on the day that she heard his name taken in vain.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-10-0516. His Girl Friday reviewsYou never miss the water 'til the well runs dry.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-30-0517. Truisms » reviewsEverything is connected. Nothing is random. A butterfly flaps its wings in South America and kicks off a snowstorm in Michigan. COMPLETELaw and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete18. Poor Planning reviewsIt was all a matter of poor planning on Sydney's part. Missing scene from "Unsafe Speed."Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-5-0519. Some Nights reviewsSequel to "Some Days." Some nights, they don't go straight home after work.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-0520. Some Days reviewsSome days, they go out to lunch.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-7-0521. The Rest is Silence reviewsWhoever coined the phrase “thunderous silence” really did know what he or she was talking about and Alex will do anything - even speak to the dead - to keep it away.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-5-0522. Two to Tango reviewsAnd Alex should have moved away then – she should have pulled back to a respectable and chaste distance and finished out the song with all of the professionalism that she and Bobby showed the other three hundred and sixty four days of the year."Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-28-0423. Overtime reviewsGoren has a perfect record of winning this game, but Alex is about to score her first victory...Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-14-0424. Cursed reviewsHe told her, "Don't count me out just yet," but they both knew he was lying.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-26-0425. Deliverance » reviewsBobby Goren can tell you all of the dictionary definitions for the word "deliver," but only Alex Eames can tell you what it really means. COMPLETELaw and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 6-26-04 - Complete26. Breathe reviewsYou can only hold your breath for so long - though in Bobby Goren's case, it's been years.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-12-0427. Absalom » reviewsDuring a murder investigation, Alex wonders if she chose her life or if it chose her. COMPLETELaw and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,925 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 2-10-04 - Complete28. What You Don't Know reviewsYou can't truly defeat what you don't understand, a lesson for Nicole Wallace.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-19-0429. Look But Don't Touch reviewsAlex tries to help Bobby during "A Person of Interest" but he won't let her get too close.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-25-0430. With a Vengeance reviewsDeakins tunes in to "The Goren and Eames Show" - now back from hiatus!Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-17-0431. The GreenEyed Monster reviewsSequel to "No Green-Eyed Monster Here" - Bishop's point of view and her observations on the partnership between Eames and Goren.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-0432. If a Man Answers reviewsBobby suspects that Alex is seeing someone - and he's jealous. (Story is COMPLETE as it stands - make of it what you will.)Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-28-03 - Complete33. Peace and Quiet reviewsBobby settles in for the night - a plotless look at our favorite detective at home.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-28-0334. Above and Beyond the Call of Duty reviewsWhat is it like to shop for clothes with Bobby Goren?Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-9-0335. Lost & Found » reviewsHow did Bobby end up in a mental hospital in Chicago? And where is Alex?Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-26-0336. No GreenEyed Monster Here reviewsEames's observations on how things are going with Bobby and her temporary replacement.Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-18-0337. In Another's Eyes reviewsSome things are never meant to be - but that doesn't stop you from wondering "What if?"Boomtown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-7-0338. Couples Therapy at Arroyo Grande » reviewsWalker's putting Syd and Gage undercover in couple's therapy in order to catch some criminals - but is that the only reason they're there? COMPLETE - Please R/R!Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-8-03 - Published: 3-4-03 - Complete39. Manhunt » reviewsSequel to U.S. Marshals finds the team chasing (what else?) a fugitive and Gerard dealing with a new team member - his daughter. Now COMPLETE - please R/R!Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,780 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-4-03 - Published: 12-11-02 - Complete40. Scared » reviewsWe travel through the series with Rebecca Walker - COMPLETE!Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,641 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-16-03 - Published: 11-25-02 - Complete41. Dinner for Two » reviewsGage and Alex have been spending a lot of time together - and Sydney is suspicious...Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-24-02 - Published: 10-23-0242. Angel reviewsSonfic for Syd and Gage that finds them finishing some paperwork.Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-5-0243. Life's a Dance reviewsBaby and Johnny's daughter learns life lessons from her parents.Dirty Dancing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-3-0244. Team Snood (ATF) reviewsEver wonder how the boys spend their time when they're not getting shot at?Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-02