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since: 11-03-00, id: 24324, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
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Author has written 48 stories for Blue's Clues, Animaniacs, Garfield, Powerpuff Girls, Pinky and the Brain, Fairly Odd Parents, Time Squad, Looney Tunes, Incredibles, SpongeBob SquarePants, Liberty's Kids, DuckTales, Muppets Tonight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fraggle Rock, DarkWing Duck, Horton Hears a Who, Disney, and Hey Arnold.

Commander is:

-female
-twenty-three years old
-a college graduate, with bachelor's degrees in English and Spanish
-an aspiring librarian (ooh, such lofty goals)
-a wannabe writer
-a Christian, but generally opened minded and almost impossible to offend
-a total pervert, even though she doesn't seem like the type
-ugly
-boring
-a loser
-not very talented
-self-critical, and her self-esteem is probably far too low to be healthy
-generally nice, even to flamers :D
-a huge fangirl of Theodore Roosevelt and Groucho Marx
-someone with many, many interests
-random
-a lover of odd, non-canon, and crack pairings (this is an always incomplete list of what she ships)
-Commander30 on LiveJournal
-Commander on AdultFanFiction.net
-CommanderD on DeviantArt
-Commander30 on YouTube
-Commander30 on LiveVideo
-the author of the Mojo/Blossom ship manifesto (which she highly recommends reading if you can't understand why she ships such a strange pairing)
-completely embarrassed by everything written before "Bigger Than That" (as well as many things after, too!) but can't bring herself to delete anything
-open to any questions, critiques, or comments about her work; welcomes all reviews, emails, and PMs with open arms!
-thirsty
-wondering why she keeps referring to herself in third person
-out of things to say about herself
-finished with this silly profile

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1. Salted Nut Rolls » reviews
It would be a daunting enough task to tutor the weird girl with the bizarre hair and bizarre fashion sense even if you had never actually met her. It was downright scary to tutor that girl and know that, at least once, she had been in love with you. A/H
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,077 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Arnold & Helga
2. Five Kisses » reviews
Shakespeare's original version of Romeo and Juliet has FIVE kisses? Helga's totally getting gypped! ...Or is she? "School Play" inspired two-shot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-21-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete
3. Love's Sweet Charity » reviews
Bubbles, in an attempt to toughen up, is spending her afternoons at the Townsville prison. But she finds that, perhaps, the villains need softening more than she needs toughening. Mojo/Bubbles MoBubs
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 8-18-07 - Bubbles & Mojo Jojo
4. Promises reviews
Henri's duty is to learn to read... while Lafayette's is to lead troops into battle. And Henri has objections to both of these, objections that only Lafayette himself can quell. One shot.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
5. Flutters reviews
IT has been happening to Gosalyn... but brought on by someone she hadn't expected. Liquidator/Gosalyn, one shot.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-09 - Gosalyn & Liquidator - Complete
6. You Win » reviews
Daisy Duck is lonely. And maybe just a little desperate. And, in any event, certainly caught up in a certain duck's charm. Two shot.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-4-08 - Complete
7. Tender Apprehensions reviews
/Rescuers/ A rainy night. Only one inn. With only one vacant room, with only one bed. If Bernard can just keep his distance from Bianca, he should be able to avoid saying or doing anything rash. But Bianca's not one for keeping distances. One shot.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete
8. Better Left to Chance » reviews
Maybe, if you knew in advance what life holds for you, it would make everything easier. And then again, maybe not.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,185 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete
9. The Sincere Fraud » reviews
When the triplets' mother unexpectedly returns to the lives of her family, everyone is thrown for a loop. What does she want from them? Does SHE even know?
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 4-24-06 - Complete
10. Not Worth Ten Cents reviews
When you've made something an essential part of your existence, it's hard to give it up, even when you realize it's worthless to you. Rated for sensuality and brief language. One shot.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-08 - Complete
11. From Pitiful to Piteous reviews
Wealth. Power. Happiness. Christmas. And dimes. Magica de Spell understands few of these things, and has none. Maybe, then, Scrooge McDuck has good reason to pity her. One shot.
DuckTales - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-07 - Complete
12. Uncomfortable reviews
It had already been too late, ever since he had first said the words. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-07 - Blossom & Brick - Complete
13. Drive Me Up a Wall! » reviews
SpongeBob FINALLY gets his driver's license... no loopholes, no special terms, nothing! So why does he keep getting into accidents... in the exact same place each time?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 6-17-06 - SpongeBob - Complete
14. Invader reviews
Lately, Gosalyn hasn't wanted to come home. One shot.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-16-07 - Gosalyn - Complete
15. Time to Spare reviews
A civil war is tearing Townsville apart, which is the perfect opportunity for Gone with the Wind inspired Mojo x Blossom angst. Please, somebody stop me. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-8-07 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
16. My Life is a Lie reviews
The scents that soothe Bubbles are varied... mahogany, leather, and... pickles. Bubbles x Mayor. Yes, you read that right.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-07 - Bubbles & Mayor - Complete
17. Foolish Lies reviews
A villain cannot feel guilt. And this is Mojo Jojo's downfall. One shot, traces of MojoXBlossom... surprise surprise...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-9-07 - Mojo Jojo & Blossom - Complete
18. Refugee » reviews
Perfect memory... is it a blessing? Blossom Utonium would be quick to tell you otherwise. MojoXBlossom
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
19. Pirate Lore reviews
Why doesn't Jack Sparrow fear death anymore? Read on and find out... DMC spoilers, one shot, JxE, blah blah blah...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-06 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
20. Whatever You Want reviews
The Brain has no plan for world domination tonight... but surprisingly it's Pinky who's more bothered by this. Why is that? One shot.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete
21. Afraid to Love reviews
Boober is afraid to seek out happiness for himself... but what if happiness seeks HIM out? One shot.
Fraggle Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete
22. Hero Worship reviews
Blossom has a terrible secret... one that proves she's NOT pure good. Weird, confusing, sick and wrong, and just plain strange. You have been warned. One shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-9-06 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete
23. Mortal reviews
Yakko Warner grapples with his mortality. One shot, thank goodness!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete
24. Wondering Why reviews
Elizabeth Swann wonders why she's done the things she's done... and why she feels the way she feels. Dead Man's Chest SPOILERS! One shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-8-06 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
25. The Shame! » reviews
A U.S. Acres fanfic. Booker is ashamed of and angry at both of his parents, and decides to run away. Meanwhile, a new rooster blows in and threatens to usurp Roy's standing!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,437 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete
26. Words Enough reviews
What's it like being the girlfriend of the resident weirdo daredevil performing artist? Camilla can't say. One shot.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-7-06 - Complete
27. The Blatant Forrest Gump Rip Off » reviews
Being an idiot ain't no box of cheese.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 7-5-05 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
28. Sepia Tone reviews
Louie stumbles upon an old photo album, which raises questions about his past. Rather lengthy one shot.
DuckTales - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-18-06 - Complete
29. Home Again reviews
Nuttin' but a fluffy little telling of John and Abigail's reunion from the episode The Bostonians. If you can't handle fluff, then... don't read. Oneshot.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-29-05 - Complete
30. Bigger Than That reviews
A classic case of I can't believe I just wrote this. A one shot, first person angsty tale of SpongeBob and Sandy's relationship, told from Sandy's POV.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-2-05 - Sandy & SpongeBob - Complete
31. Bully! » reviews
Cosmo and Wanda's nephew is in love with the wrong woman, their godson Theodore Roosevelt is left with a strange temp, TR's friend Edith meets the author... just read it, the summary doesn't do it justice.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 6-24-04 - Complete
32. Faithfully reviews
Commander returns with yet another annoyingly long oneshot story... this time, it's Wanda's POV of just what's going through her mind after Crocker captured her in AbraCatastrophe.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-7-05 - Wanda & Cosmo - Complete
33. Don't You Care? » reviews
Odie, thanks to his previous success as a hero, is sent to rescue eleven puppies from an avalanche. Garfield, wanting some of the glory, goes with him. In fact, he's one of many who goes with him. Finished!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 7-15-04 - Complete
34. Shades of Violet reviews
Violet Parr's view on family, school, life, and other junk. A rather trite one-shot view into Violet's mind.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-26-05 - Complete
35. Titleless » reviews
Twin teenagers Philip and Amy recieve Time Squad officer training with Tuddrussel, Larry, and Otto. The catch? They're Tuddrussel's children, whom he hasn't seen in twelve years.
Time Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 11-8-03 - Complete
36. Speak Softly » reviews
Mr. Crocker wants to capture a fairy! How do Castle Uhsmith and Terri Turner fit into this? And who is Charlotte Roosevelt, anyway, and what's her story?
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 11-27-03 - Crocker & Timmy - Complete
37. Reunion reviews
Bugs and Lola have a little talk. Not at all what you'd expect.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-3-04 - Complete
38. Open Arms reviews
Just a LONG one shot fic about Cosmo's thoughts during certain scenes in A Fish Called Wanda and other stuff. Rated PG13 cuz I'm paranoid.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-16-03 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
39. A Fish Called Wanda » reviews
As Timmy impatiently awaits the birth of his baby sibling, Wanda tells him her life story... one filled with drama, romance, tragedy, cliffhangers, and a crazed author...
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,681 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 8-11-03 - Wanda & Cosmo - Complete
40. Surprise! reviews
Timmy's in for not one, but two surprises... my first FOP fic, please read and review!
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-28-03 - Timmy - Complete
41. Nameless and Homeless » reviews
So what really happened during the Warners' five years on the streets? More than you might think, actually...
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 11-7-02 - Complete
42. Brain's New Plan reviews
The Brain has a plan to take over the world, as usual, but something's missing...
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-14-02 - Complete
43. Skippy's Story » reviews
I know, I know, I said that I might write a sequel for Origins but in the meantime I'm writing this. This explains Skippy's family history and why he's living with Slappy.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-20-01 - Published: 10-18-01 - Complete
44. A Different Townsville » reviews
Him is sick and tired of the PPG ruining his evil plans, so he goes back in time and separates the PPG at birth! Twelve years later, the city is a completely different place!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-20-01 - Published: 9-30-01 - Complete
45. Origins » reviews
Finally, let the truth be known about where the Warners really came from! Updated March '05...Now newly edited...THE DIRECTOR'S CUT!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 9-27-01 - Published: 7-26-01 - Complete
46. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz reviews
While attempting to run away from Townsville, Blossom and Talking Dog are thrown into a ditch and fall unconscious. When they come to, they must follow the yellow brick road to ask the Wizard of Oz to get them home!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-01 - Complete
47. Not A Dumb Mutt Anymore! reviews
Odie is captured by a laboratory which specializes in animals testing, and is made very smart. This is my first Garfield fan fic why did I wait so long? I LOVE Garfield so be kind and tell me what you think!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-22-01 - Complete
48. Blue's Revenge! reviews
Blue hasn't been acting normal lately, and she tells the idiotic Steve what she's up to by using Blue's Clues!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 7-23-01 - Complete
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