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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Deltora Quest, and Teletubbies. ^__^ Welcome to the wonderful world of...SARIA! *cheers* You've just entered a realm of DOOM! ^-^ Have a cookie! NEWS: ==Working on 2 Giddy Son Updates ==New Fanfic ideas in mind. ==Seamus is the Half-Blood Prince! ^o^ Now...for something completly different! Um...here....Top 5 people in the HP books I want to glomp/make love to (Does not mean are my fav characters...well, Fred is): 1. Fred Weasley 2. Severus Snape 3. Lucius Malfoy 4. Lord Voldemort 5. Gilderoy Lockhart Um...top 5 peeps I hate in HP: 1. ANGELINA JOHNSON! DIEEEEEE!!! 2. Harry James Potter 3. James Potter, the dad 4. Cho Change/Ginny are tied 5. Umbridge Okies...uh....I like anime! Top 5 animes? Okies: 1. Excel Saga 2. Fake 3. Fruits Basket 4. Ranma 5. MKR Top 5 Managas Saria wastes time on: 1.Fake 2.Fruits Basket 3.Chobits 4.Marmalade Boy 5.Ranma 1/2 The Sexy Guys That Actually Exist!(no real order): 1.Alan Rickman 2.Jason Isacs 3.Greg Fields (Wiggles) 4.Paul Bettany 5.George Clooney 6.Alan Cumming 7.Michael Palin 8.Jason Fleming (sp?) Let me introduce you to muh Muses! Fred Weasley Muse!! Fred Muse: Sup? *sexy grin* Lee Jordon: *Pops up with microphone* Fred Muse helps Saria with 'certain' fics, like only one...the Weasley Twin Dating Game one..the main reason he is here is for her to glomp/annoy/snuggle you know, all the things Harry and Draco do. *grins* Um...My Snape Muse! Snape Muse: *growls* Lee: Snape Muse! He helps Saria write her hentai fics! He makes marshmallows, Rice Krispies Treats, and Kool-Aid for all! He rates the fics she reads, so many marshmallows out of ten. He enjoys having sex with Potter, Lupin, Black, and Longbottom whenever possible! ^^;; Dun kill me- I traded my Ron muse for the cute lil Seamus muse my friend had. Seamus: Hello, mates! Lee: Ron was traded for Seamus due to the fact that Saria likes his sexy Irish accent. Other then that, he has no real pupose except as Snape's test subjects on his new recipies. ^__^ I really like slash, so I basically read those yummy juicy things. Oh, I forgot to tell you muh favorite couples NO PARTICULAR ORDER: 1. Ron/Seamus 2. Snape/Potter 3. Macnair/Lupin 4. Snape/Lupin 5. Lee/Filch 6. Lucius/Seamus 7. Terry Boot/Anyone 8. Justin Flinch-Fletchy/Percy 9. Dumbledore/Flitwick 10. Flitwick/Potter 11. Voldie/Potter 12. Harry/Lucius 13. George/Draco 14. Draco/Potter 15. Seamus/Dean 16. Dennis/Colin Creevey 17. Percy/Wood 18. Seamus/Flint 19. Flint/Lee Jordan 20. Ron/Snape 21. Sirius/Lupin 22. Sirius/Snape 23. Draco/Lucius 24. Snape/Lucius 25. Voldemort/Lucius 26. Avery/Nott 27. Snape/Lockhart 28. Lockhart/Ron 29. Lockhart/Seamus 30. Mad-Eye Moody/Macnair 31. Macnair/Lucius 32. Flint/Wood 33. My Sister/Hermione (dun ask) And, muh favorite: Saria/Fred!! Anyway, if you know of any good slashy stuff, tell me. Here's what you can expect to see soon: ~Community Service (George/Snape)~ ~Dean Thomas and the Half-Blood Prince~ ~Severus Snape and the Ultimately Irreisitable Evil Muffin of Impending DOOM~ ~Severus Snape and That Kid From my German Book~(I started this, and lost it) ~*Saria Black, the Evil Marshmallow Empress of DOOM*~ ~*Saria Black, Queen of the Crayons*~ ~*Yo Mama*~ AIM: FredWeasleysLove, SexMeUpSnivellus MSN: Nolly_Op@hotmail | |||||
1. Giggly Sons and Fat Little Men reviewsDipsy, Laa-Laa and Po decide to go for a walk, but the rain stops them. SO they have a party instead. But when Dispy isn't watching, something happens to the other Tubbies. And Tinky Winky is revealed. SLASH! RR please!Teletubbies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-27-042. Severus Snape and His Giddy Son » reviewsDevon is a "special" boy at Hogwarts. For one, he's gay, as is his father (Snape) and mother (Gilderoy). Not to mention, He wants to be a mannequin when he grows up. Anyway, R&R, and you get cookies! (Chap 5 up!)Lots of SLASH for you! SLASH...and SLASH!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 6-15-03 - Severus S. & Remus L.3. You'll See reviewsThe title's inside. Seamus is bored. Like a little Irish kid would be. So, he goes to visit...Snape! SLASH! Just cute and pointless. R&R, please!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-04 - Severus S. & Harry P.4. Mel, Percy, and Gollum reviewsThis is just a cute lil humor story written for my friend Mel. It shows the true colors of Penelope Clearwater, not to mention the evil power puffskins posess. R&R, si vous plait?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-03 - Percy W. & Draco M.5. Who Wants to be a Deltorianaire, er Heir! reviewsThe Shadow Lord/Host is hosting a game show to find the Deltorian Heir! Who will it be, Jasmine, Lief or Dain? Find out! R/RDeltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-30-036. A Very Harry Christmas reviewsUmm...Draco and Harry...alone...at Hogwarts. What do you think is gonna happen? Read...with caution. Or if you're sugar high.So slashy...Slash. MEANIN GAY YOU STUPID PEOPLE! ( Dun worry, it's just a lil light fluff. Nothin' dirty. Yet...) RRHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-1-02 - Draco M. & Harry P.7. Oyasuminasai reviewsThis is an attempt at a serious fic. (which I dun do often) Hermione goes to bed after a date with Ron, feeling happy. Ron, however, gets kidnapped along with Harry. What will happen to them? This is a very serious fic people. BEWARE! R&R! ^____^Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-02 - Hermione G. & Ron W.8. Demon Llamas and Red Licorice reviewsOk, um...Potter is really bored so he does some stuff. It's a short 'lil fic, so it won't take long to R/R!! ^o^ Umm...the only thing this fic needs is Snape...hee! Please Read!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-02 - Harry P. & Ron W.9. Seamus and Dean's Excellent Adventure reviewsEver seen 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'? Well, this is just like it 'cept with Seamus and Dean! Ah, these poor boys never get their fame! But they will now! They must go back in time and learn crap, or they'll fail and have Summer School with SnapeHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-5-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.10. There's A Dead Bug in Muh Ugly Shoe reviewsUm...what's the point of the title? Anyway, Voldie wants Harry, Harry wants Dumbie, but Dumbie wants Voldie...how screwed up is that? That's why you must read it! ^o^ R/R! Fred and Snape say hi!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.11. Harry Potter's Downfall; You All Lose! reviewsAre there lobsters down your pants? Um...right. This fic is how Potter meets his downfall. It's not a serious fic. It's deranged! ^o^ There's slash couplings! Like...Harry and Flitwick *blink blink* R/R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort12. Toddler Trouble reviewsHarry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger are babies! They're at the park, when a big toddler comes and kidnaps Hermione! Will Harry and Ron be able to save her? Very funny fic. Please R/R!!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-8-02 - Harry P. & Ron W.13. ~Weasley Twin Dating Game!~ » reviewsFred and George have their own game show, and their first contestant is non other then Harry Potter! Who will Potter's new lover be? Find out! R/R pwease! (Ron and Draco added)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 8-7-02 - Published: 8-2-02 - George W. & Harry P.14. NEVER Give Snape Kool-Aid » reviewsFour students find a piece of parchment on the floor with a warning, but they refuse to follow it. What bizare things will happen when they realize what they've done? Please read and review. (Soon to come: Dumbledore on Kool-Aid, Snape on marshmellows)Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-6-02 - Published: 8-1-02 - Severus S. & Harry P.
