IMPORTANT: The reason I changed my Username is: 1) I'm EPIC, like the name tells, and 2) I am TOTALLY OBSESSED with my username picture. LOOK AT IT!!! It's EPIC!!! I found it looking around randomly on deviantART. Do you like? Whatever,just know my current username is Epic Queen of Hearts. I outgrew Tokyo Mew Mew Gally.

Love and/or Peace,

Epic Queen

Characters:

The World Is Your Farm-

Devi=http://images.bookcloseouts.com/covers/large/isbn978038/9780385735889-l.jpg

Jake=http://www.tyraskids.com/NYLON-JTA-1.jpg

Olive's Dad=http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/06/1302-fo.jpg

Olive's Mom=http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/shippee/shippee0805/shippee080500032/2986098-smiling-young-woman-blond-hair-casual-dress-black-top-and-worn-out-jeans-small-necklace.jpg

The Lost Princess-

Tokyo=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2441820927_5a07e920f4.jpg

Young Tokyo=http://images.3aw.com.au/2011/06/09/2418815/320Siriyakorn-192x128.jpg

Not So Grown Ups:

Keithie=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo35od15pz1qi9s2zo1_400.jpg(without the stubble lol and more freckles)

Current Favorite Song:Dog Days Are Over-Florence+the Machine

Story Thing:NONE AT THE MOMENT.

Location:GO AWAY STALKER!

Favorite TV Shows:Tokyo Mew Mew,W.I.T.CH., ATLA,Wizards of Waverly Place,Suite Life on Deck,and Sonny With a Chance,and Glee.

Books:Tokyo Mew Mew,W.I.T.C.H.,Sister`s Grimm,Bra`s and Broomsticks,Gilda Joyce,The Trouble with Rules.

Age: 10[Go bug someone else about their age]

Name:Epic Queen-ha thought I was about to give you my REAL name?B* please.^^

Gender:Female

WARNING:If someone reviews my story,and disrespects my ships.I will disrespect yours,too.I will curse you out.And probably slap the ship out of you.So watch your mouth.

Yanna3000 is my sister.Go look at her stories.After you finish mine,of course.

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! I bolded the ones I think are the funniest

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Things to do on an elevator Boldes funniest to me

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

59) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (does sisters grimm count?)

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Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

-I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

-I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

-Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!!

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them!

-tell the truth and RUN FOR IT

-education is important, but school is another matter

-The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means.! :

A: hot ( got this twice Yay!)

B: loves people

C: good kisser

D: makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: people wild and crazy adore you

G: very outgoing

H: easy to fall in love with

I: loves to laugh and smile

J: is really sweet

K: really silly

L: smile to die for

M: makes dating fun

N: can kick the socks off of you

O: has one of the best personalities ever

P: popular with all types of people

Q: a hypocrite

R: good boyfriend or girlfriend

S: cute ( got this 2)

T: very good kisser

U: is very nice

V: not judgmental

W: very broad minded

X: never let people tell you what to do

Y: is loved by everyone

Z: can be funny and dumb at time

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

I'm a writer

Favorite Quotes:

Sonny With a Chance

I was born for power-Zora

Whoever did this,was trying to make a stament.A fluffy,delicious,stament.-Graddy

Glee

Did you guys seriously think Burt and Ernie were actually roomates-Puck

Suite Life on Deck

If my baby wants to stay,he stays-London

You keep crying,i`m gonna give you something to cry about-Marcus

Oh no.Instead of recording their beatiful songs,i`ll be recording`HELP!THERE`S A PROPELLER IN MY EYE!-Marcus

You guys wouldn't be hot if you were in a sauna. In a volcano. On the sun. Blazing down the atmosphere

Wizards of Waverly Place

Justin,why don`t you use my graduation speech.It goes like this:Later Losers.-Alex

W.I.T.C.H.

Taranee:She dissed me because I didn`t read the book in 'ze orizinal russian' I`d like to feed her the book in 'ze orizinal russian'!

Hay Lin:Does he always look like that?

Yan Lin:No.He can change to human form.

Irma:That`s good news for his wife

Mrs.Vandom:Purple Pinky Poopy poo

Hay Lin:I can`t fight my grandma

Hay Lin:Did you see that?Eric took one look at my braces and bailed.

Yan Lin:That is untrue and totally not the problem!

Me:I hate Cornelia!She is so full of herself.You got dumped by a alien.Get over yourself.The only thing I like is that in the books,she gets dumped by Caleb[alien who was mentioned earlier].MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

I honestly can`t think of anymore for w.i.t.c.h.When I find one,I`ll post it.

Tokyo Mew Mew
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Pudding:You`re a friend

Ichigo:Ryou wanted back his top waitress right?

Lettuce:No.He said you were probably cutting of work so to come and get you.

Zakuro:(brings kissu back down from the portal and punches him)Kissu:She...punched me?

Pudding:If we die down here, I want our fossils to be happy.

Pai:Do you think we should tell them to stop?

Kissu:No.Let them play.

Ichigo`s friend:Wierdo.

Me:I can`t think of anymore right now.I will post if I do.

ATLA

Toph:Do people really want to see two little girls out here?

Sokka:Water Tribe

Toph:The helpless little blind girl that you think I am,just isn`t me!I love fighting!

Zuko:Zuko here.

Toph:Why are you here Twinkle Toes?

Sokka:Don`t answer to that!It`s not manly!

Katara:Saying the man who`s belt matches his purse.

Sokka:The boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt!

Toph:I am not Toph!I am the Melon Lord!MWHAHAHAHAHHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Favorite Pairings

1.Toph+Aang=Taang

2.Pudding+Taruto

3.Suki+Sokka=Sukka[I will NEVER write a story for it,though.It might be a side pairing.)

4.Zuko+Katara=Zutara(I feel bad for Zuko,though)

5.Matt+Will

6.Irma+anyone

7.Hay Lin+Eric

8.Taranee+Nigel

9.[I HATE CORNELIA AND THIS DIDN`T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS]Cornelia+Caleb

10.Ichigo+Masaya[sort of]

11.Lettuce+Ryou

12.Zakuro+Pai

Crossover Pairings

Taranee+Zuko

Irma+Sokka

Cornelia+Haru

Elyon+Aang

Zakuro+Zuko

Lettuce+Teo

Other Ones I am too lazy to write

PLEASE REVIEW MY STORIES!Tokyo Mew Mew Gal was my other pen name.I forgot my password.Shout out to the only person who reviewed it.GO!Read my stories!Listen to this

GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for food

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food

GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell next to you going "That was awesome. Let's do it again!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Knock on your door

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he dumps you

BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and whisper "You'll die in seven days!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very detailed biography of your life

GOOD FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you have enough

BEST FRIENDS: See you stumbling all over of the place and says "Hey, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Help you hide the bodies

GOOD FRIENDS: Are for a little while

BEST FRIENDS: Are for LIFE!

GOOD FRIENDS: Would ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would re-post this and share it with their best friend

Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.