Wendy Parkinson's Stories:http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~parkin/wendy/stargate.htm

*NOTICE!!!!! I WILL BE BACK SOON!!!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!!! I HAVE HIRED MY FRIEND TO WRITE THE SMUT SCENE ;) IN MY ONGOING CRIMINAL MINDS STORY. SO THAT SHOULD BE UP WITHIN THE NEXT 3 OR SO CHAPTERS.*

So, guess what guys? I have decided to watch CM/CBS again, because they renewed TG's contract and brought back AJ and PB!!! Fans+3:CBS bosses-0

Yay for fans!!! XD

Speaking of fans-Castle fans rock!!! And the writers...I'm beginning to wonder, though, if it isn't a gang of rogue fanfic writers that are behind this show. Seriously, it's like the epitome of ships...

So here is my shamless promotion list, the really funnygood stories that I absolutely LOVE.

For the Criminal Minds fans who are bored. NOT SLASH OR ANY OTHER PAIRING, but hilarious. "Adventures of the So Happy It's Thursday Club", by starofoberon

For the Castle fans who really need a good laugh and a bit of insanity in their lives: "Curves Ahead", by Cartographical

*ONE MORE NOTICE-MORE OF AN FYI... If you're:
- a girl who acts "ditzy" in an attempt to be cute,
- a racist (there's a difference between having a sense of humor and being ignorant),
- a loser douchebag who thinks hes God's Gift To Women b/c he takes steroids and learned how to spike his hair,
- a prick whose large ego leads him to believe he knows everything about anything and feels the need exercise his "intelligence" by involving himself in conversations in an attempt to argue points he clearly knows nothing about...(yes that WAS rather specific wasn't it?)
-a buggerlover who just... is.

...then you should do yourself a favor and save yourself the humiliation by avoiding me at all costs.*

Real Name: Nope. Sorry. Here's a hint, though, it's NOT Nikki Carter. That's from Nikki Heat (Castle), and Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)

Age: Also No.

Location: Yeah, right. *looks around and acts paranoid* Gotta watch out for those stalkers.

Favorite Color: Blue. And purple. And black. And red. And green. And...*trails off in rainbow-induced bliss* I don't like orange, though. One of my friends says it's his favorite color, can't imagine why...

Favorite Band/Singer: Paramore, Plain White T's, Jason Mraz, Shakira, Adele, Dean Martin, Train, Sara Bareilles, Billy Joel, The Killers, Coldplay, Cascada, Carrie Underwood, JET, Saving Jane, Vanessa Carlton, Simon & Garfunkel, 3 Doors Down, 3OH!3, Hilary Duff, John Mayer, Cake, Pink, The White Stripes, Fergie, Anna Nalick...generally a very wide range of artists...I can never choose my favorites, but I certainly have a unique playlist!

Favorite Shows/Ships: Castle (Beckett/Castle) and (Lanie/Esposito), NCIS (Abby/Gibbs) and (Ziva/Tony), Stargate SG-1 (Sam/Jack) and (Vala/Daniel), Bones (Booth/Bones) and (Angela/Hodgins), Law and Order SVU (Olivia/Elliot), Criminal Minds (Prentiss/Hotch), (Reid/Austin) and (Garcia/Morgan), CSI:NY (Mac/Stella), House (Cuddy/House), Lie to Me (Cal/Gillian), The Mentalist (Lisbon/Jane)

I am a super-shipper, a hopeless romantic and will rarely write or read anything for ships other than the ones listed above...

And after compiling this list I have reached the conclusion that I need to get a life and stop watching so much tv and reading so much fanfic XD

Oh, this is the best game ever!!

List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order

1) Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds)

2)Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG1)

3) Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds)

4) Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

5) Olivia Benson (Law and Order:SVU)

6)Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

7) Ziva David (NCIS)

8) Kate Beckett (Castle)

9) Teresa Lisbon (The Mentalist)

10) Richard Castle (Castle)

11) Elliot Stabler (Law and Order:SVU)

12) Samantha Carter (Stargate SG1)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

An Abby/Elliot fic? Nope. Never have, never will. Do they even exist???

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Patrick Jane is sex on legs.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Samantha Carter got Kate Beckett pregnant???? I would say we'd have some serious problems.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh, yes. Many.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

My God, no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. Five/Eleven, thank you very much.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She'd (Ziva) see that Jack and Sam were meant for each other, and just leave, locking the door behind her.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Oohhh! I have one in progress right now!!! Emily (Prentiss/Hotchner) knows/is friends with Castle, Hotch gets jealous.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Rule 34. No wait, that's the one about there being a fetish for everything. Or is that 36? Whatever. Yeah, there probably is.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Gate Assasin. Asassin? Assesin? Bleargh.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"One More Round"

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

May overload brain's awesomeness capacity.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

OK, Emily and Ziva are in a happy relationship until Lisbon runs off with Jane (FINALLY! GOD!). Emily, broken-hearted, has a hot, one-night-stand with Elliot and a brief, unhappy affair with Samantha, then follows the wise advice of Liv and finds true love with Jack. (WHAT???? NO!!!! SAM WOULD NEVER ADVISE EMILY TO RUN OFF WITH HER MAN!!!!)

Now, for the copy-pasty thingies...

Copy and Paste this if you think B/B are one of TV's best crime fighting duo and gotta get together! (*raises hand*)

Copy and Paste this if you think Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon are one of TV's best crime fighting duo and gotta get together! (*grins*)

Copy and Paste this if you think Rick Castle and Kate Beckett are one of TV's best crime fighting duo and gotta get together! (*Jumps up and down*)

Copy and Paste this if you think Samantha Carter and Jack O'Neill are the best galactic butt-kickers and gotta get together! (*Does a happy dance*)

Copy and Paste this if you think Aaron Hotchner and Emily Prentiss are one of TV's best crime fighting duo and gotta get together! (*Falls into awesome-induced coma*)

Favorite Quotes:

Dr Brennan: "If you drive one more block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window"

(For the Shippers!!!!!!!)

Jack: I didn't leave...because I'd rather have died myself...then lose Carter...
Anise/Freya: Why?
Jack: Because I care about her...a lot more than I'm supposed to...
- Divide and Conquer - Stargate SG-1

Jack: You know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing mostly.

Question: I got a thing for Mariska. Any chance her marriage won't work out?
Meloni: For 50,000 I'll sabotage the shit outta that relationship.

Mariska: (on Chris’s Emmy nomination) I was crying, I was so happy. And he goes, ‘So what, I sucked the first few years?’

"I think I cracked a rib, too."-Jack
"Why didn't you say something?"-Samantha
"I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it."-Jack

"It's "O'Neill," with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all."-Jack

"Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial."-Maybourne-the-bastard
"I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you."-Jack

"How do I know you're really Daniel?"-Jack
"Because."-Daniel
"Yeah. Okay."-Jack

And-my ALL-TIME FAVOURITE!!!!

(Amanda Tapping on the set of Solitudes while chipping away at the ice with Richard Dean Anderson.)
AT: (to RDA) You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out? We--we got belt buckles, shoe laces, a piece of gum, build a nuclear reactor, for cryin' out loud! (laughter from the crew) You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you're Mr. -- MacUseless! Dear God! Stuck on a glacier with MacGyver! (more laughter)
- Blooper from Solitudes - Stargate SG-1

She really is hilarious!

Also- I LOVE REVIEWS!!!! Even just a smiley-face makes my day!!!! PLEASE DROP A SMILEY!!!! AND A PROMPT!!!! I LOVE PROMPTS!!!

Please, no flames. Please. Flames are different from actually construcive criticism. If you can't tell, don't post it. To each his/her own, don't like it, don't read it. If you just go around flaming people, to you I say:Your mom. Yes. That's right. Your mom. Have a nice day.

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