| SqueakyZorro |
Author has written 20 stories for Twilight. Welcome to my profile! Let me know if you like my new avatar. :) I'm on Twitter: @SqueakyZorro. Feel free to tweet or PM me. I'm also on several other websites that host fanfiction, including A Different Forest, Twilighted, TwiWrite, and The Writers Coffee Shop (same penname on all sites; due to validation delays, all stories may not yet be posted on Twilighted). I'm a mod and beta for Project Team Beta - check us out if you'd like to be a beta or if you need one! For quick help, I'm also a beta with Emergency Beta Services - just tweet, email, or fill out the form with your question. We also beta summaries. NOTE RE: HYPERLINKS: Ffn has disabled links. Just copy and paste the address in your browser. Banners: All of my banners can be found on my Photobucket account. Here's the link: Contests: I won Second Place, Judges' Choice in the Hope Springs Eternal Contest for Even Griffey Doesn't Always Get a Home Run. *happy dance* And I received an Honorable Mention for Bad Boy, my entry in the Remember When It Was Fun Contest. *twirls* I signed up for Round 6 of The Twilight 25, but I'm not going to make it. This isn't really a contest - there's no voting or judging - but it's a challenge and lot of fun - 25 drabbles or oneshots, or a 25-chapter fic, based on picture prompts. I got an idea for a 25-chapter story, but when I started a new job, I didn't have as much time to write. I'm still going to finish it, but it won't be by May 31. I plan to hold off on any more contests, except for the rest of the Canon Tour when it starts up again, in favor of working on my multichapter fics. Stories I beta (listed alphabetically by author; only multi-chapter permanent beta jobs are listed): Resent by Dearlybeloved'93 Personal stuff: I'm a married mother of three, working full-time. In case anyone wonders, my name is taken from two cats I used to have--one with a high-pitched meow and one with face markings like a mask. My old avatar was a photo of them, but I'm trying out a new one for the fun of it. | |||||||
1. What's in Bella's Closet? reviewsUh-oh! Charlie wonders why Bella's light is still on, and Edward has to hide - fast. What does he find in Bella's closet? VERY short script for Fanchinima animated video, shown at the TwiFicMeetUp in Las Vegas, June 9, 2012.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-19-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Vamps Bust a Rhyme reviewsThe Cullens and the Volturi face off in the ultimate showdown. No detached limbs or bonfires of vamp body parts - a rap battle! Carlisle vs. Aro at the field in Breaking Dawn. My contribution for Fandom4Preemies, now for public consumption.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-12 - Carlisle & Aro - Complete3. The Twilight 25, Round 6: Tell Me About Mommy » reviewsRenesmee is insatiably curious, and one topic is definitely her favorite. The Cullens — and a few others in the know — recount their favorite memories of Bella for the child they love. Angsty fluff/fluffy angst, if there's such a thing.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 5-16-12 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Edward4. I Never: Edward & Bella » reviewsOS expanded. What makes a first love special? Is it worth waiting for? Is it worth working for, to make it last? Our favorite couple as college students who find each other and some answers. AH. M for underage drinking, drug reference, and later citrus.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,169 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 4-7-11 - Bella & Edward5. No Matter What reviewsMarriage hadn't made much difference to us. I still played guitar; she still wrote. A gig here, an article there, a few odd jobs - we got by. Then she was late. And we realized some things might need to really change. Hope Springs Eternal entry. M, lemonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-29-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete6. Even Griffey Doesn't Always Get a Home Run reviewsHi. I'm Griffey, a kitten ready for my own person, and this girl, Bella, really seems to like me. Why won't she take me home? Things are a bit confusing for a kitten and a four-year-old. 2nd Place, Judges Choice, Hope Springs Eternal Contest.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-29-12 - Bella - Complete7. Bad Boy reviewsSummary: Edward loves to drive fast, and he counts on his gift to be his radar detector. Unfortunately, Charlie's thoughts are sometimes none too clear to him... For the Remember When This Was Fun Contest. Rated T for language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-21-12 - Edward & Charlie S. - Complete8. Trust, a Little Green and Easybella outtake reviewsEsme's perspective on what it's like to be Little Green's mom - and the difficult decisions that come with the job. Written for the Fandom Gives Back at bettigefecht's request.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 138 - Published: 4-13-12 - Esme & Edward - Complete9. Detente reviewsWhen Carlisle and Esme had enough of Edward's and Rosalie's constant battles, they left the bickering kids on a deserted island while they went to Isle Esme. A whole month with nothing to do but keep from ripping each other apart. M for lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-12 - Edward & Rosalie - Complete10. My Impotence reviewsAs Forks' police chief, Charlie was used to being in charge, and he'd experienced a rude shock when he realized that a father can't truly be "in charge" of a teenage daughter. In trying to comfort Bella, he realized the true meaning of impotence.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-12 - Charlie S. & Bella - Complete11. Inner Fire Rekindled reviewsMass executioner is no job for an empath. As decades passed, Jasper's duties in Maria's army wore him down. Living with Peter and Charlotte helped, but his melancholy still grew. Then a spark in the form of a tiny dark-haired vampire changed his life.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-12 - Jasper & Alice - Complete12. The Twilight 25, Round 5 » reviewsMy entries for the Twilight 25, Round 5. All drabbles, mostly canon but some definitely not. Lots of characters but C/E, E/B, J/N, Rosalie, and Leah make repeat appearances. Some rated M, the rest T. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 12-1-11 - Complete13. Passion Flower reviewsFor the TwiKinkFest. Prompt: Aro has been trying to seduce Carlisle since he arrived in Volterra, yet Carlisle continues to resist, as Aro is mated. Aro eventually resorts to placing a plant in his room, its pollen rumored to incite uncontrollable lust.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-16-11 - Carlisle & Aro - Complete14. I Possessed My Lover in the Garden » reviewsEsme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 8-9-11 - Esme & Seth - Complete15. Warm Rain, Earth, and Whiplash reviewsTwilight Canon Tour entry. A mother's work is never done, even when her son is a 107-year-old vampire. Did Esme just stand by while Edward went all emo? A day in the life of a mommy vamp. Rated M 'cause hey, Carlisle's there, too.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-5-11 - Esme - Complete16. An English Vampire in John Piper's Bar reviewsPre-Twilight Canon Tour entry. Near the Civil War's end, Carlisle decides to go West. Crossing the country was easy, but a rock slide, a hostile miner, a sardonic journalist, and a surprising vampire proved...diverting. M for lemon and adult themes.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-11 - Carlisle - Complete17. It Happened at the DriveIn reviewsAfter forming a tentative bond with Edward, Carlisle changes the young human, hoping to end centuries of loneliness. When Edward awakes, however, he rejects anything more than friendship. Decades later, maybe it's time for another kind of change. M for slash lemon. Written for the Slash Backslash 3.0 Contest.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-26-11 - Carlisle & Edward - Complete18. Moments to Treasure reviewsCharlie hadn't seen Renesmee for more than a week. As fast as she was growing, that was a long time. Every moment of this day would be treasured. A quick drabble for the Strictly Charlie contest.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-23-11 - Charlie S. & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete19. Ready to Try reviewsFor years, Charlie loved Renee, until her remarriage made him realize he had to stop living in the past. How did helping a friend with her loss become his own second chance at romance? Judges' Choice winner in the Strictly Charlie contest.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-23-11 - Charlie S. & Sue - Complete20. I Never: Original OS » reviewsOriginal OS Entry for The Cherry Exchange contest. Bella and Edward are college students whose relationship evolves over a semester, especially after they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never. NOW EXPANDED-see link on profile.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 11-12-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete