My name is yasmeen battle 13 years old. Almost in 8th grade (wipes brow). Im extremely goofy and slightly smart. My friends are crazy thats where i get my goofiness from i luv making friends and such. i LUVE MUSIC AND PURPLE REALLY I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone okay I got 4 chapters up for Dad? I'm srry about not uploading and but it's like what 6 days away from school and im busy getting ready srry again but i also have this story that been bugging me to no end it's called Vampire in my bedroom Summary:What if Bella and Edward had twins Reneesme and Mason like father like son but what if the girl and her friends was anything but normal and what does Alice and Jasper family members doing there can Alice finally know about her hidden past is Mason going to get his happy ending check it out and read it to see!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also my characters Izzy Mai Belle Alex Matt and Sam are probably going to be in my stories quite alot so don't surprised if they are.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

MUSIC: I LUV any music really from christina a,avril lavigne,78violet ( aka aly & aj ), kevin rudulf,black eyed peas,natasha bedingfield,leona lewis,kelly clarkson,diddy,lil wayne,eminem,keshia cole,mary j, AND SO MUCH MORE REALLY ;)

BOOKS:I luv any books really if im interested wether its real books made story or fanfiction/wattpad/or quizilla stories im alll interested if you have any reading stories subjections than PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ tell me THANX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL ABOUT ME:Well im 5'4 black lightt skiined extreemly goofy or totally lost like reading and music cant play any intruments sadly live in jacksonville,fl hoping to live out state once graduated from high school and thats about it oh and im silly lmao!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now!

Sozzy, I had to add the 'now' bit!! I get tempted too much...

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Stop child abuse now!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR A LOT OF BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (sometimes I ignore it but once your really rude well I have a mouth off)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie(sort of eco friendly like all I need are solar panels)

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emolesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be emo.

I got PREGNANT as a teenager, I MUST be a SLUT.

I like to TALK, I MUST be a LOUD MOUTH.

I am a girl who likes ACTION MOVIES, I MUST be TOMBOY(Umm.. I'm some what tomboy cause I'm surely not a girly girl)

I have GLASSES AND BRACES, so I MUST be a GEEK.

I use to/or do SLIT MY WRIST, so I MUST be depressed.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life(I keep a blank face, somethimes people think I'm sad even if I'm fine and simply boerd)

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention(Someone called my style unqiue FAKE SOB)

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (You told me to paste it!)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Isn't everyone different?!)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries(Well I am overwieght but I do have boundries)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (I can kick some guys butts at sports.)

People Call me EMO, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all (I don't date.)

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention(I don't give a crap about attention and isn't everyone unqiue?)

I have GOOD GRADES , so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up (Maybe I am a nerd but I am not stuck up!)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (WOW THAT'S FAR OF THE MARK!)

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude(WTH is a prude?)

I wear RIPPED JEANS and a DENIM WRISTCUFF, so I MUST be emo

I'm NOT PART OF THE 'POPULAR' CROWD, so I MUST be ugly(Random people have come up to me and said I'm pretty.When I was younger lot of comments like can I adopt her, LOL)

I DON'T SHOW MY EXPRESSIONS MUCH, so I MUST be emo/goth(Well I like the whole emo look but don't dress like that.)

I have STRAIGHT LONG BLACK HAIR, so I MUST be emo/goth

My TEACHERS LIKE ME, so I MUST be a suck-up or nerd(Well the nerd part may be true Sob lol)

I'm SARCASTIC, so I MUST be mean (I've been told that I'm too nice)

I'm black and am in a nice house so I must be robbing it (This is true)

I know that I am good at somethings so I'm cocky and stuck up

I'm mexican so I must have hopped the border

I can keep my mouth shut at times so I must have low self confidence

I listen to rock music so I must be emo

I listen to pop music so I must be a preppy stuck up person (No offense not all preps are stuck up and there is nothing wrong with a prep)

I listen to contry so I must be a cowgirl/cowboy

I listen to rap so I must be ghetto

i listen to R&B so I must also be ghetto

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of