WE HAVE A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE THANKS TO MY LOVELY LISA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-494i8qlzWc

Hello! I live in a lovely leafy street in the most wonderful city, in my opinion, in the world. London. I am waaay too old for all of this, but I love everything Henry Cavill, Edward and BDSM! Forgive my waffling and rambling in my story and enjoy my blurbs!

My poor son is mortified by his mothers crap, but hey ho, it keeps me young and i have made the most amazing and wonderful friends via my story!

I hope you enjoy my stories, I love writing it, and they is a bit out of the ordinary, being set in London rather than Seattle or Chicago, and the way that her inner voices torture her to the point of hysterical insanity!

MY STORIES ARE UNIQUE, TOTALLY, SO BE WARNED! THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLY ENGLISH, LIKE ME, AND THE HUMOUR DOESN'T ALWAYS TRANSLATE VERY WELL.

IF YOU WANT TO FIND US ON FACEBOOK, WE HAVE A SECRET PAGE CALLED HARPIES HAVEN. PLEASE MESSAGE ME ON HERE IF YOU WANT TO JOIN.

OKAY. ISS HAS BEEN PULLED AGAIN, THREE TIMES NOW. I KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, SHE HAS IT WRITTEN ALL OVER HER FF PAGE THAT SHE HAS REPORTED ME AND I JUST HOPE SHE REALISES THAT KARMA IS A BITCH AND LIFE WILL PAY HER BACK FOR THIS. FOR NOW, ISS WILL STAY IN THE HARPIES HAVEN. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN, MESSAGE ME AND I WILL ADD YOU. I BEAR NO MALLICE OR ILL WILL TO THESE NE'ER DO WELLS. LIFE IS MUCH TOO SHORT AND THEY WILL BE PAID BACK IN SPADES FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE BY HAVING HARD, MISERABLE LIVES. IF THEY BOTH SPENT THE TIME FOCUSSING ON THEIR REAL LIVES AND STOPPED ATTEMPTING TO BE CLEVER, THEY MIGHT BE A LITTLE HAPPIER.