| Connecticut Junkie |
Author has written 21 stories for Gilmore Girls, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, House, M.D., and 30 Rock. I'm not dead. I've just gone Garbo. | |||||||
1. Beer and Twinkies reviewsLogan takes Jubilee to a bar. But who really gets corrupted? Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief" and "Logan's Twinkie Run"X-Men - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-9-09 - Jubilee & James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete2. The Venerable Ugly Doll reviewsJack is fascinated by the Obama girls30 Rock - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete3. For Procreational Purposes Only reviewsCuddy enlists House's mad baby making skills.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-14-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete4. Logan's Twinkie Run reviewsLogan and Jubes get gas. The fuel variety, like, ew! Grow up, dude. Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief." Set in movie-verse, but for explanation as to why its over here, see prior storyX-Men - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-5-05 - James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee - Complete5. Spoonful of Yummy reviewsChili is made by one, snogging is made by two, and insults are made by many. Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee, and Wolverine waste a few minutes in the kitchenX-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-11-036. To Catch a Twinkie Thief reviewsJubilee and Logan meet up in the kitchen, and sparks fly. But only 'cause that's her mutant power. Like, duh.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 7-12-03 - James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee - Complete7. Babysitting Does Not Entail Actually Sitting reviewsLuke reluctantly babysits. Feeding, entertaining, and keeping another human being from accidentally killing themselves. So it ain’t too hard, considering he’s practically been doing the same thing to Lorelai for years.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-10-038. Dead Girls Don't Kiss reviewsShe came back darker, harder, all edges and angles where it used to be softness and shiny, pink bubbles of gum. She came back as two people- the girl who’d tagged after him in her formative years, and the woman who kept herself distant. (W/J)X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-16-039. Even Butterflies Rest reviewsA quiet moment for Logan and Jubilee in the aftermath. (Post Uncanny #423, but not completely necessary to read that)X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-18-0310. Pact Like Sardines reviewsLike heartburn, Lorelai also strikes without warning in the middle of the night. A little JavaJunkie flufferoo.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 5-9-0311. Whirled Peas reviewsTaylor throws a birthday party for carrots. Sookie’s baby is fated to rule the world. Kirk becomes a god. Lorelai suspects that no one in Stars Hollow is who they say they are- including her. (Fic sponsored by CT Junkie’s crack dealer, Snook Diddle.)Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-13-0312. Jelly Bean Pancakes and Coffles » reviewsLorelai tries to make breakfast. CT Junkie tries to make Spanish fic. Of course, both of us are out of our minds. Tune in for when Experiments Go Wonky. Future Fic. (ENGLISH VERSION)Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-5-0313. Jellybeancakes Y Coffles reviewsLorelai cocina el desayuno. Por supuesto, con Lorelai, incluso el desayuno es extraño.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - Spanish - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-5-0314. View From the Morgue reviewsBuffy, Spike, and Sunnydale from a Medical Examiner’s POV. And if that doesn’t get you reading, Spike is SHIRTLESS. Ooh yeah. Or, no. Depending on your own POV.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike15. Saturday Night ShopORama reviewsWhat could be more fun on a Saturday night than grocery shopping with a mystical energy sister and a tag-along vampire? Pretty much anything. (Season 6)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike16. Normal People Need Not Apply reviewsTen words randomly picked from a dictionary. A vampire and a slayer not so randomly picked from a show. (S6, Post 'Gone' and DmP)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike17. The Substitute » reviews*NO Chapter- Author's Note only* Stars Hollow gets a new resident, one who’s perfect for Luke. Lorelai’s not jealous. Really. Not even a teeny, tiny bit. No siree, Bob. Okay. Maybe she is. Just a little. (Luke/Other, Luke/Lorelai)Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,063 - Reviews: 433 - Updated: 1-24-03 - Published: 8-7-0218. Not Enough » reviews*Ch. 15 up* Hey! Got some semi-Resolved Sexual Tension! ** Lorelai drinks coffee. Luke wears flannel. And yet, their lives are changing, because what they had before was good, but it's not enough.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,545 - Reviews: 247 - Updated: 1-16-03 - Published: 9-24-0219. Whatever You Can Do In Ten Minutes reviews*Repost- a few typos fixed* Just what the hell were Luke and Lorelai doing during the Rory/Jess/Dean showdown at the Dance Marathon? Being all flirty and stuff, that's what!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 11-12-0220. El Kirko » reviewsSummary: Kirk builds a machine that controls the weather- can the Gilmore Girls (with their trusty sidekicks, Luke and Jess) stop him in time? [VERY SILLY fic. Fluff. Fluff. Fluff. More Fluff than a Fluffernutter.]Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-2-02 - Published: 8-24-0221. Newton's Law Reversed » reviewsPost Season 2. Luke and Lorelai try to make things like they used to be. Except they end up making them a whole lot better.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-4-02