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Connecticut Junkie
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since: 07-30-02, id: 244018
country: United States
Author has written 21 stories for Gilmore Girls, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, House, M.D., and 30 Rock.
I'm not dead. I've just gone Garbo. 
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1. Beer and Twinkies reviews
Logan takes Jubilee to a bar. But who really gets corrupted? Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief" and "Logan's Twinkie Run"
X-Men - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-9-09 - Jubilee & James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
2. The Venerable Ugly Doll reviews
Jack is fascinated by the Obama girls
30 Rock - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete
3. For Procreational Purposes Only reviews
Cuddy enlists House's mad baby making skills.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-14-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
4. Logan's Twinkie Run reviews
Logan and Jubes get gas. The fuel variety, like, ew! Grow up, dude. Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief." Set in movie-verse, but for explanation as to why its over here, see prior story
X-Men - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-5-05 - James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee - Complete
5. Spoonful of Yummy reviews
Chili is made by one, snogging is made by two, and insults are made by many. Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee, and Wolverine waste a few minutes in the kitchen
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-11-03
6. To Catch a Twinkie Thief reviews
Jubilee and Logan meet up in the kitchen, and sparks fly. But only 'cause that's her mutant power. Like, duh.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 7-12-03 - James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee - Complete
7. Babysitting Does Not Entail Actually Sitting reviews
Luke reluctantly babysits. Feeding, entertaining, and keeping another human being from accidentally killing themselves. So it ain’t too hard, considering he’s practically been doing the same thing to Lorelai for years.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-10-03
8. Dead Girls Don't Kiss reviews
She came back darker, harder, all edges and angles where it used to be softness and shiny, pink bubbles of gum. She came back as two people- the girl who’d tagged after him in her formative years, and the woman who kept herself distant. (W/J)
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-16-03
9. Even Butterflies Rest reviews
A quiet moment for Logan and Jubilee in the aftermath. (Post Uncanny #423, but not completely necessary to read that)
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-18-03
10. Pact Like Sardines reviews
Like heartburn, Lorelai also strikes without warning in the middle of the night. A little JavaJunkie flufferoo.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 5-9-03
11. Whirled Peas reviews
Taylor throws a birthday party for carrots. Sookie’s baby is fated to rule the world. Kirk becomes a god. Lorelai suspects that no one in Stars Hollow is who they say they are- including her. (Fic sponsored by CT Junkie’s crack dealer, Snook Diddle.)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-13-03
12. Jelly Bean Pancakes and Coffles » reviews
Lorelai tries to make breakfast. CT Junkie tries to make Spanish fic. Of course, both of us are out of our minds. Tune in for when Experiments Go Wonky. Future Fic. (ENGLISH VERSION)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-5-03
13. Jellybeancakes Y Coffles reviews
Lorelai cocina el desayuno. Por supuesto, con Lorelai, incluso el desayuno es extraño.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - Spanish - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-5-03
14. View From the Morgue reviews
Buffy, Spike, and Sunnydale from a Medical Examiner’s POV. And if that doesn’t get you reading, Spike is SHIRTLESS. Ooh yeah. Or, no. Depending on your own POV.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike
15. Saturday Night ShopORama reviews
What could be more fun on a Saturday night than grocery shopping with a mystical energy sister and a tag-along vampire? Pretty much anything. (Season 6)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike
16. Normal People Need Not Apply reviews
Ten words randomly picked from a dictionary. A vampire and a slayer not so randomly picked from a show. (S6, Post 'Gone' and DmP)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-03 - Buffy S. & Spike
17. The Substitute » reviews
*NO Chapter- Author's Note only* Stars Hollow gets a new resident, one who’s perfect for Luke. Lorelai’s not jealous. Really. Not even a teeny, tiny bit. No siree, Bob. Okay. Maybe she is. Just a little. (Luke/Other, Luke/Lorelai)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,063 - Reviews: 433 - Updated: 1-24-03 - Published: 8-7-02
18. Not Enough » reviews
*Ch. 15 up* Hey! Got some semi-Resolved Sexual Tension! ** Lorelai drinks coffee. Luke wears flannel. And yet, their lives are changing, because what they had before was good, but it's not enough.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,545 - Reviews: 247 - Updated: 1-16-03 - Published: 9-24-02
19. Whatever You Can Do In Ten Minutes reviews
*Repost- a few typos fixed* Just what the hell were Luke and Lorelai doing during the Rory/Jess/Dean showdown at the Dance Marathon? Being all flirty and stuff, that's what!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 11-12-02
20. El Kirko » reviews
Summary: Kirk builds a machine that controls the weather- can the Gilmore Girls (with their trusty sidekicks, Luke and Jess) stop him in time? [VERY SILLY fic. Fluff. Fluff. Fluff. More Fluff than a Fluffernutter.]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-2-02 - Published: 8-24-02
21. Newton's Law Reversed » reviews
Post Season 2. Luke and Lorelai try to make things like they used to be. Except they end up making them a whole lot better.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-4-02
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