Author has written 11 stories for Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Bleach.
Heyy, feeling a little bored so here some random info about me!
Here's some basic info about me:
Name: Just call me Chuzlet
Favourite Colour: All shades of Blue and Black
More usless info about me!!
Anime/Manga's: FullMetal Alchemist (My absolute fav!), Bleach, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Death Note, Elfen Lied, D.N.Angel, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Zombie Loan, Gravitation and many others that would take too long to add. Oh and I have a bit of a yaoi fetish ;).
Films: MASSIVE love for Tim Burton and all his films. Though my favourites of his are: Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice. I'm soo addicted that I have a Tim Burton art book, though I'm sad that it's not signed. Love anime films aswell. Also really like Horrors/Comedys like Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz.
Music: mostly rock or rock/punk, few metal groups and I have some weird obsession with japanese music though it's mostly anime soundtracks. Though I pretty much listen to anything that's on. Some of my fav groups are Panic! At The Disco, All American Rejects, Placebo, Biffy Clyro, Three Days Grace, Marilyn Manson and more.
Parings I Like:
Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi: EdXRoy, GreedXEnvy, HavocXFury, EdXEnvy, EdXLing.
Straight: AlXWinry, 1stAnimeWrathXWinry, LinXRan Fan.
Dislike: EdXWinry, RoyXRiza, RoyXHughes.
Bleach Yaoi: GrimmjowXUlquiorra FAV!! IchigoXRenji, IchigoXHitsugaya, HitsugayaXGin, RenjiXByakuya, RenjiXShuhei.
Straight: IchigoXRukia, UlquiorraXOrihime, IchigoXNel, RukiaXRenji.
Dislike: IchigoXOrihime, MatsumotoXHitsugaya, HitsugayaXHinamori, AizenXHinamori, GinXMatsumoto.
Wolf's Rain Yaoi: TsumeXToboe FAV!! And KibaXHige.
Straight: BlueXHige FAV!! KibaXCheza, CherXHubb.
Dislike: KibaXHige, DarciaXKiba.
InuYasha Yaoi: InuyashaXSesshomaru, InuyashaXKoga, JakotsuXBankotsu, InuyashaXMiroku.
Straight: SesshomaruXKagome, InuyashaXKagome, SangoXInuyasha.
Dislike: InuyashaXKikyo, SesshomaruXKikyo, MirokuXSango. (Basically anyone with Kikyo)
Ouran High School Host Club Yaoi: KyouyaXTamaki FAV!! HoneyXMori, SatoshiXYasuchika, TamakiXHikaru.
Straight: HaruhiXHikaru, HaruhiXTamaki, HaruhiXKaoru, HaruhiXMori, RengeXKyouya.
Dislike: HikaruXKaoru, HaruhiXKyouya.
Death Note Yaoi: LightXL, MattXMello, NearXMello.
Dislike:Misa with ANYONE! I can't stand her!
Supernatural: DeanXCastiel is THE BEST And my all time favourite!! !! SamXGabriel, SamXCastiel.
Straight: DeanXLisa, DeanXAnna, SamXRuby, GabrielXAnna.
Dislike: DeanXAlastair, DeanXSam.
Junjou romantic: NowakiXShinobu FAV!! MisakiXUsagi.
Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi: KisaXYukina FAV!! OnoderaXTakano.
Also really love Magnus and Alec from the Mortal Instruments series! Their soo damn cute!
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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. I'm just evil... It fits my personality!
9. If you're an Okami fan, you get to join Ninetails!
10. EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE! MUHAHAHA!
11. Last time I checked, Seth from Dinosaur King is here as well! (Sigh, Seth...)
12. We also have marshmallows, skittles and big-ass guns that shoot missiles!
13. Still don't want to join? We'll just ask Light to write your name in the Death Note, then!
I'm a Shadow fangirl, cuz he's freakin' hot!
He's cool, dark, and mysterious, and we love him a lot!
He has red eyes and power, and so as you can see.
I am a Shadow Fangirl, for all eternity!
His chaos powers can rule them all,
His speed and control can make heroes fall.
He's way better than Sonic, and has better hair!
So just walk away Sonic fangirls, cuz we don't care!
He's smooth, he's hot and struts his stuff!
That Sonic guy just THINKS he's tough!
And Silver's hair is just messed up!
So all you other guys are outta luck!
So I'm a Shadow fangirl, to all of those that care,
But now that that's over with, what about his pair?
Amy, Rouge or Blaze or Sonic? Or someone from the boys?
All I know is Shadow, for you I make some noise!
Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile
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Don't flame, it's silly because tons of writers give up on their stories because of RUDE REVIEWS.
Everyone has the right to get friendly advice, as for critiques and flames, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. Critiques are a review written to advise, not insult, like flames. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
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There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.
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You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
1. What is your motto?
I Caught Myself - Paramore
2. What do your friends think of you?
Back To Me - All American Rejects
3. What do you think about very often?
Love Stuff - Gravitation Vocals
4. What is 2+2?
Turn It Off - Paramore
5. What do you think about your best friend?
Lies And Truth - L'Arc~en~Ciel
6. What do you think about the person you like?
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
7. What is your life story?
Gone Forever - Three Days Grace
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Your Forgiveness - The Rasmus
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Slave To The Wage - Placebo
10. What do your parents think of you?
Riot - Three Days Grace
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Saltwater Room - Owl City
12. What will they play at your funeral?
I Constantly Thank God For Esteban - Panic! At The Disco
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Poison - All American Rejects
14. What is your biggest secret?
Where's My Angel - Metro Station
15. What do you think of your friends?
Perfect - Simple Plan
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Last Summer - Lost Prophets
17. How will you die?
Get Physical - Jeffree Star
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
No Love - Simple Plan
19. What makes you laugh?
Many Of Horror - Biffy Clyro
20. What makes you cry?
Coming Home - New Found Glory
21. Will you ever get married?
Kiss My Sass - Cobra Starship ft. Travis Mccoy
22. What scares you the most?
Coming Home - Alter Bridge
23. Does anyone like you?
Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park
24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?
Harder, Better, Fast, Stronger - Daft Punk
25. What hurts right now?
Crow And The Butterfly - Shinedown
26. What will you post this as?
Carolyn - Black Veil Brides
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:
What song describes me?
Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
How do I see myself?
Ready Steady Go - L'Arc~en~Ciel
What is it like when you frustrated?
Avril Lavigne - What The Hell
How Do I Express Myself?
The Bitch Song - Bowling For Soup
What do my friends really think of me?
I'm Not The One - 3OH!3
How is my life going right now?
We Stich These Wounds - Black Veil Brides
What will my life be like?
Children Surrender - Black Veil Brides
How can I make myself happy?
Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith
What should I do with my life?
Many Of Horror - Biffy Clyro
What is some good advice for me?
Beaty Killer - Jeffree Star
What is my favorite song?
Double Vision - 3OH!3
What is your thinking right now?
Shake It - Rediscover
What are you doing right now?
Drive Away - All American Rejects
Do people secretly lust after me?
Pain - Three Days Grace
What type of men/women do I like?
The World Has It's Shine (But I Would Drop It On A Dime) - Cobra Starship
Will I get married?
Stray - Steve Conte
What would you sing to your significant other right now?
In The Moonlight - Gravitation Vocals
What is my signature dancing song?
Rolling Star - Yui
What is my current theme song?
Simple Plan - Generation
How will I die?
Never Too Late - Three Days Grace
How will I be remembered?
Turn Off The Lights - Hollywood Undead ft. Jeffree Star
What song will play at my funeral?
No Boundries - Adam Lambert
What song will play at my wedding?
Shut Up - Simple Plan (O.O)
What song will play at my graduation?
The End Is Here - Alter Bridge
What kind of friends you have?
Simple And Clean - Utada Hikaru
What type of family you have?
R.I.P - 3OH!3
What is your broken heart song?
I'm Not Jesus - Apocalyptica
What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?
Mad As Rabbits - Panic At The Disco
What song do you sing in your friend birtday party?
Bruise Pristine - Placebo
What song will play when you go into your favorite club?
From Yesterday - 30 Seconds To Mars
What is my day going to be like?
Rescue Me - Tokio Hotel
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
"Wish she hadn't" (City of Ashes - Cassandra Clare)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
A pillow! ^-^
3. what was the last thing on T.V?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:20! Wow I have skills ;)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Rescue Me by Tokio Hotel on my i-pod
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Wednesday I was walking around the goat pen at school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fanfiction stories! (what else!)
9. What are you wearing?
A black strap top with a black dress shirt and some dark blue skinny jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
No, sadly T_T I never have dreams!
11:When did you last laugh?
When I broke my bed about two hours ago!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Manga books on shelves, a notice board with picture of Toshiro Hitsugaya on it, a Ed Hardy canvas picture and a canvas picture of a pack of wolves
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Does my best friend count? She's pretty weird! (And sitting right next to me hehe)
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It was random and killed some bordom time! Whooo!
15.What is the last film you saw?
Death Note: The Last Name
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy a whole bunch of manga and anime >=]
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Hmmmmm, I'm bisexual? Not many people know that (well they will now!)
18. If you change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make a lot more yaoi avalible in England cause the stuff we have ain't that fantastic!
19. Do you like to dance?
Let's do it! ;)
20. George Bush:
Is a twat?
22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
"Wow, you do exist...WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING!?" ~whispers~ "usless fuck" -.-
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals (I cracked soo much at this!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with selfcontrol.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I love YURI, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems