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| FitchSwitch |
Author has written 12 stories for Skins, and Glee. Um, what do you want to know about me? I'm 21. I go to University. I'm almost clinically obsessed with Skins. I met a bunch of weirdos that I now call friends on this site writing these fics. I am completely unquality. I never know why people like my stuff (seriously, I'll see someone gushing over a 'really great fic' with a link and then I got to click on it and its MINE and I'm just like 'wait that's a mistake, right? like you meant something else and you put mine on accident. its okay you can say yes.') My nickname is God. It is not a nickname I gave to myself. I'm ohmightysmiter (dot) tumblr (dot) com on Tumblr and @FitchSwitch on Twitter. FS "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein "I don't think people are defined by their sexuality, it doesn't change who you are as a person. Plus I don't think anyone should label themselves gay or straight because there's no point. If you love someone, then you love them, regardless whether they are male or female." - Kathryn Prescott (On what she's stolen from the shows she's worked on) "Now, listen. I'm an honest kind of girl. I've only taken thing that have been so graciously given to me...by other people that have stolen them. Like Nathan Fillion. (The irony that he's playing a guy who helps the cops right now is not lost on me.) I had some lovely things from Firefly, such as my "Kaylee's Room" door sign, my hammock from the engine room, some Alliance money, and one pink bra I swear I forgot to give back to the wardrobe department. Most of these things have since been given away to charity auctions, except for the bra. Because that would be weird. And also because I can't find it, and I'm scared to look in Nathan's underwear drawer. Sadly, nothing came back with me from Stargate: Atlantis, except for Paul who's still on the couch. He says hi." - Jewel Staite "Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be fucking shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different. They learned it from watching you." -Sarah Silverman. "Maybe I was a pirate in a past life. I didn't kill people, though. I was just a badass." - Dianna Agron "It's very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: 'Marriage.' You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn't gay park it." - Liz Feldman "Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believe that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein "The greatest battle is not physical but psychological. The demons telling us to give up when we push ourselves to the limit can never be silenced for good. They must always be answered by the quiet, the steady dignity that simply refuses to give in. Courage. We all suffer. Keep going." - Graeme Fife | |||||
1. A Very Naomily Christmas Carol reviewsIn an AU where every Skins storyline happened except Naomily's, poor grumpy Naomi gets some sense knocked into her in a very Christmas-y way.Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-24-12 - Emily F. & Naomi C.2. What the Heart Sees » reviewsAU: Emily Fitch has been waiting her whole life for something major to happen. Now there's a new girl at Roundview who just might be that something.Skins - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,212 - Reviews: 1004 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-15-11 - Emily F. & Naomi C.3. Tell Me A Story » reviewsChapter one: Katie adopts a child. Naomi is sarcastically reluctant moral support. Rest: feature loads of Naomily. Also features the worlds youngest Naomily shipper. Literally nothing in this story but pure fluff. Collection of one-shots from their lives.Skins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,151 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 5-23-12 - Published: 10-7-10 - Emily F. & Naomi C.4. When It's Time to Party reviewsNaomi's friend Cook is pretty sure she'd get along with his friend Emily. Slight AU. Fluffy, smutty one-shot. Because I felt like writing one.Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-20-11 - Emily F. & Naomi C. - Complete5. Never As It Seems » reviewsAU. Naomi Campbell liked being a loner. But a horrible night and a fortunate meeting with a certain redhead and she decides that maybe friendship and love isn't so overrated. Naomi should be careful though. Not everything is as it seems. Naomily.Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,999 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 7-21-11 - Published: 9-17-10 - Emily F. & Naomi C.6. The Princess Bride » reviewsThis is EXACTLY what you think it is as long as you think this is Naomily set to the story of the Princess Bride .Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Emily F. & Naomi C.7. Three Times Effy Made Katie Feel Better reviewsAnd the one time they switched. Twisted canon. One-shot. Keffy.Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-14-11 - Effy S. & Katie F. - Complete8. Best Girlfriend Ever reviewsIn which Naomi decides Emily needs a bit of cheering up after a bad day. Technically in the Tell Me A Story universe but can stand alone. One-shot. Smut.Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-12-11 - Emily F. & Naomi C. - Complete9. Origins reviewsSort-of-drabble. The beginning of the pinky link and several other less adorable Unholy Trinity traits . Brittana. One-shot.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-11 - Santana L. & Brittany P. - Complete10. Gratitude reviewsFranky reflects on the appropriate feelings one should be feeling towards one's best friend.Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-11 - Franky & Grace - Complete11. Have A Happy Holiday reviewsAU. Tell Me A Story universe: Naomi and Emily get ready for their first Christmas as a family. Mia is...Mia. So, you know, awesome.Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-24-10 - Emily F. & Naomi C. - Complete12. Give Me Some Candy reviewsAU: Tell Me A Story universe. It's Halloween night at Naomi and Emily's and this year they have a much smaller person to take Trick-or-Treating. One-shot.Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-10 - Emily F. & Naomi C. - Complete
