| KingParody |
Author has written 56 stories for Jaws, Fantastic Four, Star Wars, How I Met Your Mother, Spider-Man, Rocky Horror, Pokémon, South Park, Calvin & Hobbes, Sesame Street, Scrubs, Pinky and the Brain, Men In Black, Harry Potter, Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Back to the Future, Friday the 13th, Jurassic Park, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, House, M.D., Indiana Jones, Gilligan's Island, Peter Pan, Dracula, Saw, Peanuts, Mario, Batman, Blade, Jonah Hex, Wonder Woman, Superman, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Aquaman, Avengers, Shrek, Sims, and The Room, 2003. | |||||
1. Vortex Has Your Brain Removed (The Beatles)Parody of "Something" by the Beatles. This is about the "Total perspective vortex" a torture device from the second book: "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" that shows you how small you are in preservative of the entire Universe and actually ends up killing everyone who sees it because their brain can't process it.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete2. That Damn Spider (The Beatles) reviewsSo a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "I'm So Tired" about Spider-Man.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete3. Sims Are On Fire (Deep Purple Parody)Parody of "Smoke On The Water" by Deep PurpleSims - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete4. Shrek's Quite Peeved (Stone Temple Pilots Parody) reviewsParody of "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple PilotsShrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete5. Mice! (The Beatles Parody)Mice the Universe's smartest creatures. Parody of "Help" by The BeatlesHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete6. Hawkeye (The Beatles)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Yer Blues" about Hawkeye.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete7. Golgafrinchan (Ship of Fools) - (The Beatles Parody)Parody of "All My Loving" by The BeatlesHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete8. Tough, Rough Duff Man (The Beatles)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Long, Long, Long" by the Beatles about the Simpson's superhero/ mascot.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete9. Babel Fish (The Beatles Parody)Parody of "Nowhere Man" by The BeatlesHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete10. Aquaman's Here (The Beatles Parody)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Martha My Dear" about Aquaman.Aquaman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete11. Point Of View Gun (The Beatles Parody)Parody of "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles. This is actually more accurately the movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide but since that's not an option I'll give you this cool parody about this cool gadget.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete12. Kryptonite (The Beatles Parody)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Honey Pie" about Superman's weakness.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete13. Wonder Woman (The Beatles Parody) reviewsSo a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Sexy Sadie" about Wonder Woman.Wonder Woman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete14. Jonah Hex (The Beatles Parody)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Wild Honey Pie" about Jonah Hex both the comic version and the movie version.Jonah Hex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete15. Blade (The Beatles Parody) reviewsSo a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Birthday" about Blade!Blade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete16. Jabba The Hutt (Disney Parody)Parody of "Winnie the Pooh" from the Disney movie... 101 Dalmatians. Just kidding, Obviously! This is another one from my Disney Wars collection.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete17. Use The Force (Disney Parody)Parody of "Kiss The Girl" from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Part of my Disney Wars collection.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete18. Ewoks Are Furry (Disney Parody) reviewsThis is a parody of "Why Should I Worry" from the Disney move Oliver In Company and is about those furry little teddy bears that will freakin' kill you.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete19. When We Build That New Death Star (Disney Parody)This is another addition to my on going Disney Wars project. This is one from the Disney movie Pinocchio and is a parody of "When You Wish Upon A Star"Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete20. Locked In The Arkham Asylum (The Beatles Parody)So a bunch of artists on Amiright (a parody writing web site that you should totally check out) did a compilation of The Beatles "White Album" with every song being about Super Heroes and this is a parody of "Back In The USSR" about the crazy inmates of the Arkham Asylum.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete21. Plumber Game (Lady Gaga Parody)Parody of the Lady Gaga song "Poker Face". A tribute to the crazy world that is the Mushroom Kingdom and that's insane plumber named Mario.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete22. Chewbacca Has Fleas (Disney Parody)Parody of "Beauty and the Beast" by DisneyStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete23. Palpatine (Disney Parody)So Disney owns Star Wars now and I felt like this would be a great addition to a worthy cause and that is parody a bunch of Disney songs to honor Star Wars the way Disney would never be able to do. Parody of "Never Had A Friend Like Me" from Aladdin.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 4-16-13 - Complete24. Charlie Brown (Coldplay Parody) reviewsParody of "Speed of Sound" by ColdplayPeanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-11 - Complete25. The Torture Room reviewsHow would the characters from The Room act if they were stuck in one of Jigsaw's elaborate death traps. Read and find out!Crossover - Saw & The Room, 2003 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-11 - Complete26. You Sucked My Neck When It Bleeded (The Cars Parody)Parody of "Just What I Needed" by The CarsDracula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete27. Peter Pan (Elton John Parody)Parody of "Rocket Man" by Elton JohnPeter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Published: 11-16-11 - Peter P. - Complete28. Nelson Just Laughed At Me (Fall Out Boy Parody) reviewsParody of "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out BoySimpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-11 - Nelson M. - Complete29. Gilligan (Billy Joel Parody) reviewsParody of "Piano Man" by Billy JoelGilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete30. Can You Feel The Transvestite? (Disney Parody) reviewsParody of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" by Disney's The Lion KingRocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete31. 1985 Back to the Future (Bowling For Soup Parody) reviewsParody of "1985" by Bowling For SoupBack to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete32. Whip It! Indiana Jones (Devo Parody) reviewsParody of "Whip It" by DevoIndiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete33. This Hogwart's Class (Digital Underground Parody)Parody of "The Humpty Dance" by Digital UndergroundHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Published: 11-2-11 - Complete34. Jerk Named Doctor House (Talking Heads Parody) reviewsParody of "Burning Down The House" by Talking HeadsHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-11 - Complete35. Cannibal (Nine Inch Nails Parody) reviewsParody of "Closer" by Nine Inch NailsSilence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-11 - Complete36. Jurassic Park (Nirvana Parody) reviewsParody of "Come As You Are" by NirvanaJurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-11 - Complete37. Friday The 13th (Rebecca Black Parody) reviewsParody of "Friday" by Rebecca BlackFriday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-11 - Complete38. Sacking His Mother reviewsMarty can't control the feelings he has for his mother and must go back to the 50s and fix his little problem. Warning Incest!Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-28-10 - Marty McFly & Lorraine Baines McFly - Complete39. Cartoon Called Itchy And Scratchy (Good Charlotte Parody)Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good CharlotteSimpsons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 11-28-10 - Itchy & Scratchy - Complete40. PuddyTat (Tub Ring Parody)Parody of "Habitat" by Tub RingLooney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete41. Sonic (Faith No More Parody)Parody of "Epic" by Faith No More about Sonic the HedgehogSonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete42. Party Nintendo (Moulin Rouge Parody)Parody of "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink with the villains of the various Video Game Heroes having a RoastSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete43. I Want To Be A Death Eater (The Producers Parody) reviewsParody of "I Want To Be A Producer" by the movie musical "The Producers". Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-10 - Draco M. - Complete44. Men In Black (Michael Jackson Parody) reviewsParody of "Black and White" by Michael Jackson. I have a recording of this one as well on my Soundclicks page if you want to hear it just let me know. Enjoy!Men In Black - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete45. Pinky And The Brain (Fleetwood Mac Parody) reviewsParody of "The Chain" by Fleetwood MacPinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete46. Irrational Doctor (The Offspring Parody) reviewsParody of "Original Gangster" by The Offspring as a tribute to "Scrubs"Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete47. C Is For Cookie (Limp Bizkit Parody) reviewsParody of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit.Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-10 - Complete48. Calvin And Hobbes (Salt N Pepa Parody)Parody of "Heaven N Hell" by Salt N PepaCalvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Published: 11-27-10 - Complete49. Cartman (Alice In Chains Parody)Parody of "Sickman" by Alice In ChainsSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Published: 11-27-10 - Eric Cartman - Complete50. Pokemon (Owl City Parody) reviews"Pokemon" parody of "Fireflies" by Owl City. Enjoy!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete51. Fishnet Craze (Green Day Parody) reviews"Fishnet Craze" parody of "Basket Case" by Green Day about Rocky Horror. Enjoy!Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete52. Spider Man (No Doubt Parody) reviews"Spider-Man" parody of "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt. Enjoy!Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-10 - Peter P./Spider-Man53. Viva La Barney Stinson (Coldplay Parody) reviews"Viva La Barney Stinson" is a parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay about the character Barney Stinson of course! Enjoy!How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-10 - Barney S. - Complete54. Vader (Aerosmith Parody)"Vader" is a parody of "Jaded" by the band Aerosmith. About the character Darth Vader of course. Enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Published: 11-19-10 - Darth Vader - Complete55. Flame On (Aerosmith Parody) reviewsThis is a parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith about one of my favorite superheroes of all-time The Human Torch. Enjoy!Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete56. Large Shark (The B-52's Parody) reviewsThis is a parody of the "Jaws" movie using "Love Shack" by the B-52'sJaws - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete