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Hey guys!

If you're here because you read one of my stories, It's great to meet you!

If you're here because you randomly saw my name and decided to click on it, it's nice to meet you too.

Well, I'm going to rant a bit now, so if you want to stay sane, turn back now.

Me (really boring, please skip.)

I'm a ninja... and I'm ginger...?

I'm a cannibal (I like gingerbread men OK!?)

I love languages, currently learning German, French (which I have to do myself) and just pick up foreign words when I see/hear them. Writing Japanese is really easy for me, I know all the Hiragana alphabet...

I was once assaulted by an Austrian women. She hit me with a metal pole... for like.. no reason!

My friends and I like to stand out in the middle of thunderstorms

Once I had a panic attack when the phone rang.

Things I like: Food, anime, books, films, music, skiing, thunderstorms, sleeping.

Things I dislike: Daylight, people following me, loud noises, cheese, when my favourite character dies. (EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.)

I go insanely hyper on coffee. Not even joking.

Things I reccomend:

Anime:

Bleach- My most loved anime. Not the best, but I love it so much omj!!! TTTT Gin!

Wolf's rain- Not too long, great story, great characters, great ending

07 ghost- A little slow and unprogressive, but it was nice. Though, having your friend murdered then reincarnating as a REALLY CUTE pink-fluffy-dragon-bunny thing is far from normal.

Naoki Urasawa's Monster- WATCH IT. NOW. So freaking AWESOME!! clever, pacey, engaging, had me on the edge of my seat every episode. don't watch if you don't concentrate or remember things.

Hetalia!- It's such a nice, funny thing to watch, always cheers me up. Want to know the history and geography of the world in 5 mins? Watch Hetalia.

Books:

Alex Rider- Full of action, humour, and awesomness. And a specific Assassin. He makes the series worth it all! -even though he's in like... two books... STILL!

The Da Vinci code- very interesting and enjoyable, i reccomend this to anyone struggling to find somthing good to read!

Wow, that was fun.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Copy and pasting (because some people like it)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. lol

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to whoever is listening but no one is, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

Fic info:

Clevermind:

um... I probably will never finish it. Last chapter, I know it's cruel leaving it there, but I'm afraid my writing has changed so much, and to be honest, reading back through it is embarrassing >.> I will leave it up there, message me If YOU would like to write the last chapter. go ahead, do everyone a favour XD

Please message me, and I'll put the chapter in for you and give you all the credit. Thaaanks!