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Hi I'm Spottedwind19. All the info for my stories and such are at the very bottom. Happy New Years!!!!!!!! 2012! I have soooo many new years resolutions. wbu? Sorry I just had to share this...while I am welcome to critism whether it be harsh or not, PM or reviews telling me how much my writing sucks and such amuse me. I know some peope are probably thinking well you obviously care because you're posting something about it but I'm just hear to warn haters not to waste their pathetic lives on me cuz i don't give a crap and I literally just read one that made me laugh my butt off so yea:)...um well thx:) Profile: Spottedwind19 Clan: Thunderclan Description: Young dark brown tabby she-cat with two white paws, a white tailtip, black spots, and blue eyes. Rank: Deputy Parents: Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight(: - ) Mate: Snowstorm Kits: Sorrelkit, Amberkit, Copperkit, Chrystalkit, Slicekit, Petalkit and Softkit. (Had 2 litters wen she was young and right after she become a warrior and had a litter right after another. She's still really young though. Like Whitewing's ageish... Favorites: Food: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and Little Caesar's cheese pizza and italien cheese bread. And anything cherry from lollipops to snowcones. Book: Warrior Cats and this amazingly awesome book called Distant Waves. You should really look into it. It's a love story basically mixed in with Titanic but it's so much more and no it is not the actual Titanic with like Rose and Jack. But seriously this book rocks. Characters: Brambleclaw, Jayfeather, and Cinderheart. They rock! Least favorite characters: Hollyleaf and Ashfur. They are so bossy and rude. I was glad when she killed him but now i'm very sad to learn she's not dead. :( Color: Blue and Lime Green. Singer(s): Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Avril Lavigne Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Lady Antebellum, Keith Urban, and Brad Paisley. Favorite type of music: Country. Favorite couples: icexlion, lionxheather, bramblexsquirrel, Bramblexfeather. crowxleaf, crowxfeather, stormxtawny, cinderxjay, hollyxbreeze, hollyxsol, fernxdust, cinderxfire, dustxsand, brindlexdark, dustxfern, blossomxtoad, ivyxtoad, dovextiger, leopardxtiger, brookxstorm, milliexgray, grayxsilver, hazelxbumble, firexspotted Fave Random Quotes: “Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.” "The reason people won't say hello is they're afraid of a goodbye" “Everybody hurts you, but, by the end of the day, you stick with the one that makes the hurting worthwhile.” “Love like that is poisonous. The worst type of poison, because it feels and tastes so good.” “You don’t choose who you fall in love with, you just do and you get this person who is so wrong yet so right at the same time. You know that you love them so much except they drive you completely insane and no one can explain it. The reason it’s so confusing is because it’s love, and if you didn’t have any challenges, what would be the point of love?” “LOVE: We think about it, sing about it, dream about it and loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without.” "Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall." Random Crap... If you think Taylor Lautner is hot, post this to your profile. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When... You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. (Pretty much. My mom gets so mad at me.) When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (I didn't officialy name my kitten a warrior cat name. Her name is Bandit but i kinda gave her the warrior cat name Cinderkit.) You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" ( My friends thought i was a freak!) You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (Sorry can't say i have.) You've given yourself a warrior name. (Only for things like this.) You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Haha guilty) You wish your kitty could fight like that! (oh ya! :-) When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (Nope. I just go, aww look a kitty!) You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (ya buddy!) You write Warriors fanfiction. (Yep. That's what the major percentage of my stories are.) You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. (ya.) You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. (actually im just as good with both but cats are easier to write about since u can put like Cinderheart meowed, or mewed, or yowled or sumthing like that. I mean it would look very stupid if you put, Hannah mewed or something like that.) You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (I've read them all except the mangas. I'm one of those people waiting for the next book to be published.) You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). (if you bothered to look at the beginning of my profile, then you would know that the answer's yes :) And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. MY 9 NAMES 1. YOUR REAL NAME Hannah 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Hannizzle (Oh, watch out!) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Blue Horse. (sounds pretty cool!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Elizabeth Eagle Rock (sounds pretty operaish 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Hanho 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: The Lime Green Dr. Pepper 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: Alzeiln (lol!) 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Ann Brian 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Bandit Whats Your Warriors Name? 1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character): Jayleaf...weird 2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.): fejahytra...lol. thats stupid 3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.): rabbitdark...um okay 4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of): Swampwater...lol 1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle 2)For each question click the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song 5)Put it on your profile! 1.What would you say about your boyfriend? Come in with the Rain (idk...) 2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings? Fireflies (ya i do alot of camping :) ) 3.Your teacher is... Twisted (oh hell ya if we're talking about my science teacher) 4.What's written on your class's black board/white board? Born to Fly (hm.. yep that sounds like the annoying postive crap they teach us at school... mhm.) 5.How would you describe your neighbor? Walk Away (yes... that's exactly what i want them to do... just leave me alone.) 6.What would your best friend say about you? Written in the Stars... (lol what?) 7.How do you feel right now? Tik Tok (no...) 8.What's on your bedside table right now? Falling Down (haha wat?) 9.What did you do when you woke up this moring? S&M (O.O) 10.When you open your wardrobe you see... Boom Boom Pow (wtf?) 11.What did you say after you last attended a concert? Alejandro (hm must have been a lady gaga concert) 12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled? A Little Bit Stronger (hm...) 13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is... Naturally (oh ya perfect sweet little girl disney for the youngsters) 14.My life's theme song would be... Dirty Picture (uh... no psh... haha jk but that's dirty) 15.How would you describe what you are doing right now? Back to December (huh?) 16.if you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be? Back to December (ok so the last one was acoustic so somehow this one was next... anyways wtf?) 17.Your motto is... I Won't Apologize (haha that's great.) 18.If you could buy anything in the world you would buy... Wasted... (Huh...) 19.What did you dream about last night? Misery (yikes :/) 20.Any last words? Club Can't Handle Me (lol) 1. How did you get one of your scars? I got bit in the face by a dog 2. What is on the walls in your room? Alot of posters, calendars, shelves, lots of sports trophies, and a billboard. 3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I sing in my sleep and when I have bad allergies I snore 4. What type of music do you listen to? country, rap, pop, hip hop. 5. Do you know what time you were born? about noon. 6. What do you want more than anything right now? A boyfriend (lol jk) 7. What do you miss? No homework and my step grandma. 8. What is your most prized possession(s)? Ipod touch, my laptop, and cell phone 10. Do you get claustrophobic? When I'm around smelly gross people or when my foot hurts and I don't want people to step on it. Or when I'm around annoying people. idk but i guess not like officially like if i'm hiding with sumone else I don't mind. 11. Do you get scared of the dark? After watching vampire and werewolve movies. (Not Twilight) 12. The last person that made you cry? My dad. 13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? I'm a girl and i don't wear purfume 14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender? Blonde and blue eyes, but theres this hottie I kno with brown hair and green eyes *winks* 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? On my birthday on the beach. 16. Coffee or energy drink? neither cuz i don't really like either. 17. What is your favourite pizza topping? sausage and peperoni. 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? cookie dough 21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? I remember my best guy friend buying me a stuffed animal when we were like 6 or 7. 22. Do you like anybody? Mayb... its complicated. 23. Are you double jointed? No. everyone else seems to be though. 24. Favourite clothing brand? I don't really have one. I just kinda wear clothes you know? But if i had to pick one it wuld be Aeropostale. 26. Do you have a pet? I have two dogs and a cat. 27. What kind is it? black labs and a gray kitten. 28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? idk. this isn't like Dear John or whatever u know? 29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Texting unfortunately. But when I'm comforting a friend I sometimes let them kno or what not. It depends on the timing and mood you kno? 30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 7 31. Blonds or brunettes? imma girl but i like blonde hair. not really sure what the question is. 32. What is the one number you call most often? Probably my best friend's and my parents when they forget to pick me up from school or are late. 33. What annoys you most? This insanely annoyng dude i n my classwho thinks cool wen hes the biggest loser of all time. 34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes. I've been to Mexico, Canada, Dominican Republic, Tortolla, St. Thomas. (just that area around south of florida 35. Your weaknesses? Being interuppted and being told I'm wrong and I am. 36. Met anyone famous? I guess. The Miss * of my town. and like some republican. 37. First job? Picking up dog poop. Hey! i get paid. 38. Ever made a prank call? Ya it was pretty lame tho and i don't like doin it cuz i find it boring. 40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Eating Ice Cream and being super bored which brought me to this. 41. Have you ever had surgery? Yes. I had an ingrown toenail and im pretty sure when i got bit in the face by the dog they had to do sumthing surgical. I got stiches. 42. What do you get complimented about most? My smarticallness, volleyball, softball, and how funny I am. And lots of people say i'm pretty and stuff but idk. 43. Have you ever had braces? Never. 44. What do you want for your birthday? Birthday? Cmon its almost xmas! 45. How many kids do you want? 2 girls and a boy... so 3. 46. Were you named after someone? My middle name was after a family friend. 47. Do you wish on stars? I used to when I was little but i'm not embarrased to say i do when i really want something to either happen or to not happen...it usually doesn't :/ 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Dove or Suave... idk 50. Do you like your handwriting? I guess. I'm not gonna take forever to write a paper just so it LOOKS neat u kno? 51. What is your favourite lunch meat? Honey roasted ham and this amazing turkey stuff i tried at a friends house from Costco. 52. Any bad habits? Well i think im addicted to staying up late reading fanfictions and listening to music on my ipod but idk... 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Hannah Montana but i took it off my ipod a long time ago. 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I think so. I'm a total leader so i might get annoyed with myself. i might not be best friends with myself though. 56. Do looks matter? Not exactly but i don't like guys unless i think they're cute. and for school pics and stuff. so a little but i don't like check my hair every 5 minutes like one of my friends. 57. How do you release anger? I throw stuff against my wall, grit my teeth, clench my fists, and stay silent. I hold a good grudge. 58. Where is your second home? like 10 minutes away. 60. What was your favourite toy as a child? idk. probably like barbies and my little pony. 61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? 57 contacts but 57 numbers cuz there are multiples and i am not gonna waste my time counting. 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? oh ya 63. Do you use sarcasm? yes! alot too! 64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Macaroni cheese because i hate mashed potatoes! 65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Just if there nice enough to notice me. i usually like my guy friends that ive known for a while. They also have to be funny and not totally stupid. 66. What are your nicknames? Banana (one of my friends cuz like "Hannah" "Banana", and Aunt Hannah cuz we started like one of those "fake families" at my school and im the Aunt. 68. What's your favourite television show? CSI Miami and NCIS. ( I LOVE those types of shows!) And sum sorta old show called "Friends" I luv it! 69. What was your actual SAT score? I didn't take it yet. 70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? chocolate chip cookie dough. 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes. 72. When was the last time you worked out? does softball count cuz that would be like everyday cuz im on a travel team. 73. Did you notice there was no question 64? well no cuz im doin this backwards. 74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 75 or 80 i think. 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? I honestly don't care unless they're my buds. 76. What are you listening to? My iPod 77. Last thing you drank? Milk 78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My friend 79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender Whether we have enough in common to be friends. 80. Favourite thought-provoking song? Back to December, I Won't Apologize, My Happy Ending, Remind Me, and A Year Without Rain 81. Favourite thing to hate? Chores 82. Favourite month of the year? December. holidays and snow! 83. Favourite zodiac sign? taurus (cuz its mine) 85. What is your hair colour? blonde. 86. Eye colour? Blue. 89. Favourite fast food restaurant? Mcdonalds but only for the Mcflurrys. Does Subway count as fast food? If so then definatly Subway. 90. Do you like sushi! Well i used to not but my mom and i were at Frys and there was sushi sample that was REALLY yummy so i guess its just the type. 91. Last thing you watched? football. GOOOO STANDFORD! 92. Favourite day of the year? Christmas, last day of school, and my birthday 93. Play any musical instruments? Recorder, Piano, Flute, and piccolo 94. Republican or Democrat? I. Don't. Care. 95. Kisses or hugs? Well i used to like hugs but now i really wanna kiss this one guy lol. 96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. 97. What was the last thing you bought? iTunes from Best Buy :) 98. What kind of car do you have? I'm too young to drive but im gonna get my dads truck prob. (yes!) 99. What book are you reading? None! And I'm going insane! I need books! 100. Describe your love life: Um yea that wuld take forever so I'm just gonna say it's complicated. :/ "FOLLOW THE RULES!" Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again! Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you love HollyXBreeze, copy and paste this into your profile! If you wish Heathertail and Lionblaze had worked things out and ended up as secret mates, copy and paste this into your profile. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you, mad: When she stares at your mouth: When she pushes you or hits you: When she starts cussinq at you: When she's quiet: When she iqnores you: When she pulls away: When you see her at her worst: When you see her start cryinq: When you see her walkinq: When she's scared: When she lays her head on your shoulder: When she steals your favorite hat: When she teases you: When she doesn't answer for a lonq time: When she looks at you with doubt: When she says that she likes you: When she qrabs at your hands: When she bumps into you: When she tells you a secret: When she looks you in your eyes: When she misses you: When you break her heart: When she says it’s over: When she reposts this bulletin: When she’s not sayinq anythinq on the phone: Don’t hanq up When she says she's ok: Don't believe it, talk with her On her birthday: Call her at 12 am and tell her you love her. Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her: Let her tease you back. When she’s sick: Stay up all niqht with her Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad: hanq out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pourinq rain. When she runs up to you cryinq, the first thinq you say is: If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATINQ! This qame has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..qet a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and qo with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 throuqh 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four sonq titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Qo with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the qame... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this qame. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The sonq in 8 is the sonq that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the sonq for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the sonq that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the sonq tellinq you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone riqht now good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast he white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" If you hate racism repost this () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!) My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.) "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? "Never hire a colorblind electrician." If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." The quietest place on earth is the Parachute Company Complaint Center “I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V. Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train. DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: If you love JayXCinder, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hate Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile. While I'm not one of those crazed fangirls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19 SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you thought it was so sweet when Berrynose told Honeyfern that they would have kits one day, copy and paste this onto your profile. SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you wish that Honeyfern had never died, for Berrynose's sake, copy and paste this into your profile. If, even after all this, you still hate Berrynose with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love Dovepaw, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Ivypaw, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile! SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans! If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19 I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile. Girls REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM! IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. CAN YOU READ THIS MESSAGE?! YOUJ USTW ASTE DSOM EOFY OURL IFET RYIN GTOR EADT HIS. Hint-- You just wasted some of your life trying to read this. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. When in doubt, make words up! Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil The human Body: Month 1 Month 2 Month 3 Month 4 Month 5 Month 6 Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. -93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are one of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was you're first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253,TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker, Airlin, Bekkoni, RoXaS707, InsaneBlueberry, Spottedwind19 This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. put this on your page If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. If you still have to make an L with both hands to find out which way is left or right, copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide! I don't obsess! I think intensely If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have PUDDING! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding. "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face. Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures" What is another word for "thesaurus"? When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder... Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. http:/i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac345/liveandbreathmusic4/bestparingcouple.jpg er so apparantly i won some "award" so this is the link?... *whispers* i don't know... 1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5 My Boy Side: Total: 17. I'm a totaly tomboy through and through and i'm not ashamed of it. In fact, i love that im like that. Your Girl Side Total: 7. Ya i'm really not girly and im cool with that. If you didn't realize how much work fanfiction really is until you had been on it for about half a year and you were continuously updating 2 or more stories copy and paste this to your profile. Am I the only one who's noticed that the reason Longtail became blind was nothing compared to how he died? I mean he was blinded by a rabbit while he was hunting i mean that's a little pathetic but at least he was doing something for the Clan cuz i'm pretty sure that was when they need prey badly. Anyways, then he died while getting crushed by a tree so Mousefur wouldn't get that mouse. I mean, he saved her life. He was a hero. Sorry. :-). Just sum random fact i noticed while i was writing a one-shot about Dovewing today. My Biggest FF Pet Peeve: I didn't write this but I agree one-hundred percent with EVERY word said here. The only reason people are afraid of saying goodbye is that they think there will never be another hello. 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Copy and paste this onto your profile if you ARE on someone elses profile right now (that's you!). Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're the type of person who'd get REALLY hyper and het up if you find one review on reader traffic. If you believe RACISM IS WRONG, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are deeply against abortion and the killing of unborn children, copy this onto your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!! If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs cpoy and pstae tihs otno yuor pfliore. If you turn off the DVD player when a horse in a movie dies, because you are about to burst into tears, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you shut your eyes when there is a scary part in a movie, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like icecream on a freezing cold day, 'cos it tastes good, copy and paste this onto your profle. If you like my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you laugh at the most unfunny things, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA!! XD. And that wasn't funny. How to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. AT lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. PAGE yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. EVERY time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. PUT your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In." 5. PUT decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, and once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. IN the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. FINISH all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. DON'T use any punctuation. 9. AS often as possible, skip rather then walk. 10. ORDER a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. SPECIFY that your drive-through order is, "To Go." 12. SING along at the opera. 13. GO to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. PUT mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. FIVE days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. HAVE your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. WHEN the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!" 18. WHEN leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. AND the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...copy and paste this into your profile!! Things to do in an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY, "Ding!" at each floor. 8) SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out, "Group hug!" then enforce it. What to Do During an Exam 1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off. 6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes. 7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam. 12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy). 16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. ACT spazzy. 25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam. 37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. DRESS like the professor. 43. CROSS-DRESS. 44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam. 45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. P.S. Don't actually do this during a test; it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record (if you're still in school, that is). 10 Ways To Be Stupid 1. ASK for directions to a place you're already at. How to annoy your parents 1. FOLLOW them around the house everywhere. My mother taught me... 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word. 1. Where is your telephone? bed 2. Where is your significant other? dunno 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? bedroom 6. Your favorite thing? softball 7. Your dream last night? crush 8. Your iPod? bed 9. Your dream/goal? Vet 10. The room you're in? mine 11. You hate? pickles 12. Your fear? Dark. 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Stanford 14. Where were you last night? movies 15. What you're not? girly 16. Muffins? yum 17. One of your wish list items? iTunes 18. Where you grew up? smalltown 19. The last thing you did? smirked 20. What are you wearing? Clothes. 21. Your TV? off 22. Your pet(s)? sleep 23. Your computer? on 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? Content. 26. Missing someone? yes 27. Your car? None. 28. Something you're not wearing? Hat. 29. Your summer? boring 30. Your eyes? Blue. 31. Love someone? maybe 32. Your favorite color? Blue. 33. When is the last time you laughed? Today. 34. Last time you cried? dunno 35. Who will repaste this? You! CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19 If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19 Quick! Write down 12 random cats from Warriors! 1. Brambleclaw 2. Jayfeather 3. Cinderheart 4. Lionblaze 5. Squirrelflight 6. Leafpool 7. Crowfeather 8. Breezepelt 9. Hazeltail 10. Mousewhisker 11. Foxleap 12. Icecloud 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFiction before? Absolutely not. She's like a grandma compared to him! lol. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If i was a cat or he was a human, totally hot. 3) What would happen if Twelve and Eight started going out? I think everyone would explode 4) Do you recall any FanFictions about Nine? I wrote one where she was the third most important character... but not any others where she was like a main character. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? um... how about another question... 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five and ten cuz Five and nine would be wrong... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight kissing? He would go, holy crap my own two sons!!!!! And then he would explode. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten FanFiction. Jayfeather was a disappointed lately. But after an extravangent night by the lake, Cinderheart sets her sights on Mousewhisker. 9) Is there any thing as One/Eight fluff? Absolutely not...! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort FanFiction? Unexpected Comfort. (wow so original!) 11) Does anyone on your Friends List read Three hot? I would hope not since im pretty sure they're all girls... 12) Do any friends on your friends list draw or write Eleven? nope. 13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? mh... i don't think so. 14) What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion? I need to go make dirt! 15) If you wrote a SongFic about Eight, what song would you use? Whats Hurts The Most 16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve FanFiction, what would the warning be? WARNING YOU MAY EXLPODE DUE TO DRAMA AND STUPIDITY 17) What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey come here often. 18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 finds 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12! Brambleclaw and Breezepelt are in a happy relationship until Squirrelflight runs off with Hazetail. After Breezepelt dumps Brambleclaw for Jayfeather, Leafpool gets upset and retaliates by dating Icecloud. Alone and broken-hearted, Bramblecaw travels in search of a friend. Finally, Brambleclaw meets Lionblaze and Crowfeather. The three loners meet Mousewhisker, who tells each of them to look for love. Lionblaze finds Cinderheart, Crowfeather finds Foxleap, but now Brambleclaw is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Leafpool and Icecloud. 19) What would be a good title for this? Brambleclaw's Never Ending Nightmare 20) What would the genre(s) be? Drama/Angst The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow () You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (my brother does) (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (x) You have eaten a bug. (accidentaly) (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important () You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling 30 x's. Yikes! Type your name: Spottedwind19 Type your name without looking: Spottedwind19 (mhm!) Type your name with your nose: spottedwind19 (wow i cnt believe it did tht. It kinda hurt to cross my eyes tho) Type you name with your toes: swpotteedw3inhjed10 (...fail...) I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, DaAmazingMeepers, blueyes1504, Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092, CrescentmoonofShadowclan, Cloverdapple, Amberfern-Honeyspots-Icey, Leafflight, Spottedwind19 If you think Firestar is becoming lamer and dumber each novel, paste this onto your profile. If you think Firestar should become as awesome as he was in the first series, paste this onto your profile If you think Flametail's death was a total "WHAT! WHY DID YOU KILL HIM OFF SO RANDOMLY??", paste this onto your profile. If you think Tigerstar is underrated despite his awesome villain powers, paste this onto your profile. If you think the whole Dark Forest cats invading the clans thing is weird (Ghosts killing real cats), paste this onto your profile -If you think that Brambleclaw shoul forgive Squirrelflight, paste this on your profile. -If you think that Leafpool and Crowfeather belong together and Crowfeather should love Leafpool again, paste this on your profile -If you think that Mosskit should have lived, paste this on your profile. -If you think Nightcloud and Breezepelt should just magically disappear (mwa ha ha ha), paste this on your profile No girl ever should have to put up with looks, each girl is beautiful in they're own special way. No girl is perfect in every single way, but you are perfect the way you are. Now smile as if you own the world, because girl, you are wonderful. If you think that this is true copy and paste this own your profile and add your name to the list as I will Amberfern-Honeyspots-Icey, Leafflight, Spottedwind19 --/\_/\ If you love Warriors,
(\_/) ღ Girls, copy and paste this on your profile 1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5 ... Put this on your ..._ .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Nightcloud, come on, you know you want to) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them; but that’s ‘normal,’ right?!) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile l、 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Mark 2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? blue and black 3.Your first initial? H 4. Your month of birth? May 5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black 6. Name a person of your same gender. Gwen 7. What's your favorite number? 7 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans? oceans 10. What is your wish? To go out with sumone tht isn't above cuz tht wuld be really gross Here's the answers! 1. You are in love with this person.
I am the type of person that will scream if I just get one review. Choose 10 of your best friends: 1. Gwen 2. Brooke 3. Becca 4. Haily 5. Victoria 6. Athena 7. Kerstyn 8. Bradley 9. Mark 10. Devin 1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?? 4 and 3 are in an animated convo about softball while 8 awkwardly sits there wondering why he came. 2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?? Awkward... One cuz 9's a guy and 2 5 is a girl, and three they don't know eachother. so I'm guessing 5 wuld hit him with a softball bat then walk away. 3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?? um not to be mean but 1 wins by a landslide 4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?? Holy crap! I'm ROFLing just thinking about it! oh anyways she wuld start cussing at them and freaking out cuz it wuld be such an awkward and fricken hilarious situation. 5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?? I'm gonna tell u straight that that wuldn't happen cuz none of them kno eachother. 6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?? I must say 2 luv ya buddy! 7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?? Studio is up in flames. 8) 5 and 10 decide to drive a motorcycle into a wall. What happens during the time frame?? They don't kno eachother... just sayin... 9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?? 4 cuz thts the only person she knos. 10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?? er prob a soccer ball but 7 and 5 dnt kno eachother. 11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?? Ugh why do u keep picking my best friends! Um again prob 1 just cuz. 12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?? Cuz she stole her best friend 13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?? Uh she prob starts cuttin herself. Not that she does now but u kno. 14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?? awww 8 wuld be sad 15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?? cuz 7 has a bf and she doesnt 16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Once upon a time there was a magical volleyball playing pony who... wait wat were we talking about? 17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens?? And why are they late? Eh she didn't really care anyway. 18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?? Ok so first they try to cook my cat, then they break all the windows with my sball bat, then they try to drown my pillow, then they collapse in a pile of marshmellows. 19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?? What presents do they get 8?? Um that's an unrealistic party... just sayin cuz most of them don't kno eachother. 20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting?? What do you do?? They're protesting how superior in math and english i am to them. 21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Pants him in front of everyone during an assembly at school *rubs hands together* 22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?? 6 saves herself hands down but still kinda hopes 1 sumhow magically survives. 23) If 1 and you could go anywhere, even in anime worlds, where would you go and why?? Warriors cuz we luv and r obsessed with them. 24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?? They don't know eachother... 25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?? She turns them all into awesome softball players 26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?? he goes, who the heck is that? and points to 4. 27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?? She's shocked, appaled, and disgusted. 28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?? Ya probably 29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?? Tht wuld be awkward since they don't know eachother, but 5 wuld somehow murder 8 and get her sorry butt outta there! 30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?? Shoot him with a shotgun. /l、 This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination (\_/) Im Bubbles. 1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order! 1. Brambleclaw 2. Jayfeather 3. Cinderheart 4. Dovewing 5. Icecloud 2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Bramblewing? It's a good name for a she-cat med cat i think. 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name? Jayheart? Ya maybe except I don't do OCs unless it's someones kits which is still pretty rare. 4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)? Icefeather? Actually that's a pretty creative name. 5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character? Romance and Drama 6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)? Bramblefeather and Iceheart's Epic Journey to save the Clans 7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs? The bramble rising from the ashes will save the clans from the vicious enemy. 8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like? Wingfeather. ooh thats a oopid name. 9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name? CinderbrambleThat they were not popular as a child. 10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)? Bramblewing? Maybe. A Friend... Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed The Shoes You Wore Today: Uggs Your Weakness: A "certain" cute boy *winks* Your Fears: Um... the dark and being in the forest alone. Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, cheese, and sausage. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Either having a boyfriend or finishing a couple of my stories. Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What r u doin? Thoughts First Waking Up: Must... get... in... showever ZZZs Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes cuz they sparkle, lol, and they change colors and are blue. what else could you ask for. Your Bedtime: School-nights: 9:00pm - Weekends: pretty much whenever I want. McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Do you Smoke: No. Will you Smoke: No. Do you Swear: I try not to. Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: Yep. Do you behave yourself: Well around adults I'm a perfect angel but around my friends... hehe. Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes. Do you think you are Attractive: Well everyone tells me I am but idk really. Are you a Health Freak: No Do you get along with your Parents: Half to most of the time. Do you like Thunderstorms: OHEMGEE! Yes! Do you play an Instrument: Yes In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No way. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Pardon? What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Vet. And my English teacher says I should be an author but idk. What country would you most like to Visit: Italy Number of CDs I own: Uh prob like 50. But now I do iTunes...or does that count? Fave Food: I can't pick favorites to save my life. Fave Music: Country, Pop, and rap in that order. What do your feet smell like?: Why don't you find out? I'm sure it'll be a pleasant experience. What does your hair smell like?: Hair. Can you clap with your feet? :Yep. Have you seen purple cows?: I'm afraid that's classified information. If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?: Why the hell did I drink this? Bring me the Dr. Pepper! W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R? 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose 2. Be serious or be funny? Funny. 3. Drink whole or skim milk?: Skim. 4. Die in a fire or drown? Help! Can't...swim... 5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. 1. Sun or moon?: Moon. 2. Winter or Fall? Winter. 3. left or right? Right. 4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?: Two best friends. 5. Sunny or rain Rain. 6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?: 8:00pm 2. What is your name? Hannah 3. What do you want to do?: Go to Sleep. I am tired. 4. Where do you wanna live? In the United States. 5. How many kids do you want? 3 6. Do you want to get married? Yes. 7. have you ever done drugs? Nope. Never. 8. what do you like on your pizza? I answered this before, smart one. 9. Can you cross your eyes? Yes... who cant...? 10. Do you make your bed daily?: Ha! No! What is this 1980? R A N D O M. 1. Which shoe goes on first? Right. 2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yep. Then it was chucked right back at me. 3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl. 4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Nope. 5. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate Chip Cookie dough 6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: Three 7. Do you cook?: Ya i make cookies, fudge, and brownies to die for! 8. Current mood? Content. IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU. 1. kissed some one? No. 2. Sang? Yes 3. Been hugged: Yes. 4. Felt stupid: Yep. 5. Missed someone: Yes 6. Danced Crazy? Nope. I probably will later. 7. Gotten your hair cut? Nope. 8. Cried: Nope. 9. been kissed: Nope... didn't you already ask this? . S T U F F . 1. I think so once in like 4th grade when they were looking for something sumone stole... obviously it wasn't me. 2. do you have a Dog?: Yep i got 2. The last time you've been sledding? Last year. 4. Do you consider yourself creative? Yep. In some twisted ways, too. Do you have any friends on FF.net? Duskheart11 and Spottedclaw or Spottedfire19... kinda forgot her name... but i know them in real life and all the author's pretty much that I've favored are my buddies on the website. Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net See above. Where are you? On the couch. Look up, then look back, what do you see? The ceiling. What are you listening to right now? Spongebob :) Last thing you ate?: Like a whole box of Reeses Pieces...oops... but i'm not fat suprisingly with all the crap i eat. Last thing you thought? Why I'm watching Spongebob. You have a million dollars what do you do? Save for college then attack a mall. What are you eating/drinking right now? I was eating Reeses Pieces. Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: My globe is upstairs in my room. I'm too lazy to go get it. Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it? Book: The Running Dream. Sentence: Raw. Turn on the TV, what show is on? I think we've all established I'm watching Spongebob. Type you name with your elbow: spo5tte3dew8ibhed1 oh so close...so close. Now, type your name with your nose: spottedwind19 wow i did it. Type your name w/out looking: Spottedwind19 Haha! Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see? The tv If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be? Jayfeather or Cinderheart... prob Jayfeather. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?: The tv remote. A: Hot B: Loves people C: A good kisser D: Makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Very outgoing H: Easy to fall in love with I: Loves to smile and laugh J: Really sweet K: Really silly L: Smile to die for M: Makes dating fun N: Can kick the shit out of you O: Has one of the best personalities ever P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend S: Cute T: A very good kisser U: Is very sexual V: Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Is loved by everyone Z: Can be funny and dumb at times Ok So I'm H: Easy to Fall in Love With A: Hot ;) N: Can Kick the Shit out of You :) N: Can Kick the Shit out of You :))) A: Hot haha ;) H: Easy to Fall in love with ya i have a palendrome for a name so im like double everything :) Also, my chapters on my story are a little messed up like on "chapter 7" it's called like "chapter 9." idk if you've noticed yet or it you ever will but i'm sorry. I had to because I kept getting annoying reviews about "breaking the rules" like with author's notes so i decided to fix that but obviously that means deleting chapters so ya. thx for the support you guys! i luv u! Oh also as of now I have to delete all of my songifics because of yet the same person... so ya those are gone and im very pissed about it cuz i worked hard on those and i really liked those... so ya to that person thanks alot. I'm sure you go around to everyone to do mess them up. But ya thx to the rest of you guys. i luv u! Sorry if I sound bitter. :( | |||||