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Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, and Book X-overs.
favorite colors blue & black
favorite shows/anime/manga inuyasha , vampire knight, bleach, blood, gakuen alice, soul eater, deathnote, naruto, fruits basket, nabari, kuroshitsuji
favorite quote Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first and is waiting for it"
Favorite pairings: kagomeXsesshomaru , kagomeXzero , kagomeXhidan , kagomeXsasori , kagomeXitachi , kagomeXgaara , kagomeXgrimmjow , kagomeXulquiorra , kagomeXL , KagomeXBB , NarutoXfemkyuubi , narutoXfemhaku , narutoXanko , narutoXhana , yuukiXzero , rukiaXgrimmjow, sakuraXakatsuki, sakuraXgaara, narutoXharem, femnarutoXkyuubi and other way around.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
if you are against abortion put this on your profile
You know you live in 2010 when
1. You accidentally enter your password on your microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.
4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.
9. And you were to busy to notice # 5
10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5
11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, missymoo11
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your different in a good way put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy
this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!
If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.
this is this panda
this is is panda
this is how panda
this is you panda
this is keep panda
this is a panda
this is retard panda
this is busy panda
this is for panda
this is forty panda
this is seconds panda
~now read every 3rd word starting from the top~ If you love Pandas post this...NOW!!!!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
DON"T READ THIS PLEASE I GOT TRICK AND READ THIS!!!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Great Minds can read this!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
Her name was Dailey
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
all akatsuki and gaara
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
sakuraXakatsuki and sakuraXgaara and narutoXharem
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?
no, no way
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
no not at all
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
manga and getting a lot of stuff for christmas and birthday
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite?
none unless akatsuki counts or the new team 7 with sai
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
no it even said in the manga that tobi is madara uchiha duh! oh sorry for spoiler
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
yes it said in manga
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
1. hidan 2. itachi 3.sasori 4. zetsu 5. deidara 6. all the rest
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
yes every single one
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADHD?
17. Sub or dub?
sub mostly but dub is ok too
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
pro mostly sometimes anti because of her fangirl stage
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome ?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
well yeah i spend like 90% percent of my time here( i am very lazy!:)
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
no i want to i have ideas but i can never place them
27. Do you like lemons?
no i skip them
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
no my sis is guardan and no she doesn't
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
yes 6 people
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
no i can hide my drawings well cuz i usually draw when the teacher is being boring
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
nope! but others not so sure;)
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
no what nonsense is that
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
yes i draw naruto
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
no he is not even sexy
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
hai, um i mean yes
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