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| Lady Blackwater |
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. I'm a Twi-Hard. I write for Twilight. TWILIGHT IS MY LIFE NOW. I didn't choose Twilight. Twilight chose me. I'm a ride or die for Twilight. Nothing on this Earth could make me stop loving Twilight. Yes, Edward sparkles. Doesn't mean he can't fuck you up. Leah Clearwater is my nigga. And as for what team I'm on? Don't worry 'bout it. Motherfuckers don't hate Twilight. They're just jealous cus they know Harry Potter or any other mystical magical cracker ain't got shit on The Cullens. I know it's hard to swallow but you're just gonna have to accept that Twilight's the shit. Oh, you hate Twilight? Stephanie Meyer, Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and the rest of the cast are rolling in the dough while you sit behind a computer screen, chatting with a fifty-something year old, bald, fat guy living in his mama's basement posing as a teenager online. I see why you mad. It's perfectly obvious Leah and Jacob were meant to be together. Fuck imprinting. Jake didn't have to imprint on Leah just as least like, fuck her brains out or something. . . They make a cute ass couple, tbh. Well not cute like "I love you, Jakey-Boo!" and "I love you more, Leah-Pie!" Cute like an old married couple in their 80's, tons of grand kids who say things like "Where's the remote, woman?" and "You're sitting on it, you jackass!" I'M CAPTAIN OF THE BLACKWATER SHIP AND THERE AIN'T NO SINKING IT. But personally? My main reasons for life are writing, singing, reading dancing, acting, photography, cosmetics, pop culture, Gaga, fashion, comedy, family and cooking. And Kristen Stewart cus she's WIFEY. THE QUEENS COVERS NATIONAL ANTHEM (SINGLE) : http://24.media.tumblr.com/1606b75fc061d6f80d077e09d0ef39be/tumblr_mi50ujtPWp1r1s1uho1_500.jpg MOONSHINE: http://24.media.tumblr.com/b477430f1305d4cfb9e41a55e8001683/tumblr_mi55qm67es1r1s1uho1_500.jpg NATIONAL ANTHEM (ALBUM) COVER: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a69898b8928f6e769589d3ba135be11/tumblr_mi55qm67es1r1s1uho3_1280.jpg NATIONAL ANTHEM (ALBUM) BACK/TRACK LISTING: http://25.media.tumblr.com/53821e3df804abcf6d5951dde3eebac5/tumblr_mi55qm67es1r1s1uho4_500.jpg FIGURE 8: http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c82492ffd1231bf4e998ceeed03dc9c/tumblr_mi55qm67es1r1s1uho2_1280.jpg VOTE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER FOR ME IN THE 2013 FANFIC AWARDS. I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY AND IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME. Visit the @Fanfic_Awards Twitter page for questions! --> http://fanfictionawards2013.weebly.com/index.html | |||||||
1. Baby Doll : Part 3 : My Blood » reviewsLove. Hate. Trust. Faith. Angst. Death. Life. Change. Will-Power. Strength. Tears aren't the only thing that will be shed. The third and final installment of The Baby Doll Trilogy.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,363 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 6-17-13 - Published: 2-13-13 - Jacob & Leah2. The Queens » reviewsMy job was to protect the most beautiful women in La Push. The only rule I had to follow was 'look but don't touch.' Good thing I don't play by the rules and neither do the girls. BLACKWATERTwilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,594 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 7-28-12 - Jacob & Leah - Complete3. The Pepsi-Cola Myth reviewsTaylor Lautner. Robert Pattinson. Lana Del Rey.Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-13 - Edward - Complete4. Baby Doll: Part 2: Born To Die » reviews"You promised you'd never hurt her. You lied. . ." A story of love, loss, envy and finding the way back to living.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,496 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 12-26-12 - Published: 2-2-12 - Jacob & Leah - Complete5. Educate Me » reviewsSome situations werent a double standard and I was gonna learn that the hard way. Even if that meant risking Jacob and I. Sequel to "Teacher's Pet."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,071 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 6-27-11 - Leah & Jacob - Complete6. Baby Doll » reviewsNo love compares to the love shared between a father and his daughter. After six long years, the two of them were finally one and not even I, Leah Clearwater could interfere.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,191 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 7-24-11 - Jacob & Leah - Complete7. They Can't Scare Me, If I Scare Them First reviews"So are you the trick or the treat?" Leah's in for the shock of her life this first Halloween as Jacob's girlfriend. Can she scare him before he scares her?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-11 - Jacob & Leah - Complete8. Black Leather » reviewsShe was a rock star. I was just her fan. She was normal. And sweet. And not a brat. Much to my surprise, the fame hadn't changed her.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,558 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 6-5-11 - Jacob & Leah - Complete9. Girl Time reviewsLeah and Nessie take break from testosterone. Spin off from "I Hope The Two Minutes Was Worth It."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-11 - Leah & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete10. Teacher's Pet » reviewsI always wondered how Jacob did so well in school. I knew it possibly couldnt have been his brains because he was the stupidest person I knew. Turns out, his penis was passing in school...not him.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 6-26-11 - Published: 2-19-11 - Leah & Jacob - Complete11. Jealousy Is A Deadly Weapon reviewsPlease see my story, "Baby Doll."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-10-11 - Leah & Jacob12. I Hope The 2 Minutes Was Worth It » reviewsSequel to "What's Done In The Dark." "Jacob..." Nessie's voice was kinda shaky but her tone was sure. "Yes?" I responded. "I'm carrying your child," she sighed. She just told me she was pregnant and the only thing I could think about was Leah.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,168 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 2-12-11 - Published: 1-7-11 - Jacob & Leah - Complete13. The Blackwater Album » reviewsMemories from their youth always made Leah and Jacob smile.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 10-30-10 - Leah & Jacob14. Stefani VS Katherine reviewsLeah and Jacob "discuss" the battle as old as time itself- Lady Gaga versus Katy Perry.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-2-10 - Leah & Jacob - Complete15. Violated » reviewsLeah is twenty now and lives with a heavy weight on her shoulders. Because of her dark past, she can't open up to anybody, especially about love. She wants to find love, but will she let her past control her future?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 9-9-10 - Leah & Jacob - Complete16. Love The Way You Lie » reviewsLeah likes the way it hurts as does Jake. Love is their only chance for survival.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-5-10 - Published: 8-14-10 - Jacob & Leah - Complete17. Sandwich reviewsLeah asks Jacob a really stupid question and he gives an even stupider answer back.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-10 - Jacob & Leah18. Grind » reviewsThe pack goes clubbing and refuse to party without Leah. Lord help La Push.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-29-10 - Published: 8-25-10 - Leah & Jacob - Complete19. Seth Hears reviewsI tried to sleep at night...but how can I when my older sister and my best friend were next door screaming each other's names?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-19-10 - Leah & Jacob
