Yeah, I'm finally on this website! God I've been trying to get my parents to let me on for like forever. So maybe I should tell you a bit about myself, well really about my writing/fanfiction.

Story Details

I love to write Teen TitansTeen Titans Teen Titans (Which is probably most of what I'm going to write), Star Wars (Love it!), Harry Potter (Couldn't wait for the last two movies so I bought the books), PoC (Pirates of the Carribean), Smallville, Doctor Who, and whatever else comes my way but majorly Teen Titans. Oh and I almost forgot I like to write Batman and JL to go along with Teen Titans so you'll probably see many appearances.

My favorite Characters:Robin (Dick Grayson), Batman, Superman (Smallville Version, Tom Welling is so cute!), Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Obi Wan Kenobi, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swan, Lois Lane, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, BB (Beast Boy), and Jack Sparrow, Amy Pond, 11th Doctor oh and I almost forgot Nightstar! Not all in that order.

Pairings:RobStar (All the way!), BBRae (HA I love to listen to them bicker, BBTera (Sometimes but she did betray the Titans and I dont respect that even if she was misled), CyBee (I think they're a good pair, though in the comics Bee and Cyborrg are married to other people), SladeAddie, NightstarIbn (Nightstar's future husband in the comics), Clois (I love it when they try to outdo each other), Chlolie (Chloe Saunders and Oliver Queen), AnakinPadme, HarryGinny, HermioneRon, WillElizabeth, JackOC, 11th DoctorAmy, and that's like it.

Fav Villians:Slade!!!!!!!!(The dude is evil, he even worked for the freaking devil!), Joker (Completely and utterly insane!), Lex Luthor, Ra Al Ghul, Ibn al Ghul (Batmans and Talia Al Ghuls son, for those who dont' know),TwoFace, Bizarro, Braniac, Trigon, Darth Vadar, Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Barbosa, and Daleks/ Anyone who opposes the Doctor.

I will not write

Anything sexual (you know what I mean with that)

No drugs

Gay, or Lesbian (I'm straight)

Profanity (I am Catholic, Alleluia)

Abuse

I will not cuss

I will not write discrimination on ethnicity or skin color

I will write

Romance

Suspence

Drama

Mystery

Some humor, not much but I will include some humor.

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile. XD

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you have a scary crush on a

If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the few that flipped out when you saw Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson mentioned in twilight, copy this into your profile

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make BB and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!), then copy paste it.

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If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

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If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparible

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Neverending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

Logic taught by all mothers

Logic

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

The

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

"What are some differences between boys and girls?" The Teacher asked.

Besides the usual physcial differences a young boy raised his hand and gave his opinion.

"Girls are weak boys are strong, Men do all the work while Women would only mess it up, Women are our lessers, and the only reason we keep them around is for reproduction." The quiet chatter that once filled the room became silent. As the Teacher repremanded the child, a plan formed in a young girls mind. This girl ended up marrying that boy years later, when they were moving into their new home, he asked her why she didn't help. She simply said, "Girls are weak and boys are stong." When he came home one day frustrated from work, he asked his wife why she wasn't working. "Us women would only mess things up." Finally when he was old and frail lying on his death bed he asked her if she loved him. She just said, sadness in her voice. "Why would I love you, you never loved me. I'm a women, I'm your lesser, the only reason you kept me around was so that I could bear you're children." With those words he said with his last breathes, "I was wrong, women are strong if not stronger, you had to bear the burden of me for all these years. Women would mess things up because you've worked to get me to understand for all these years, and women are not our lessers because you sure are better than me, you a woman is better than a man like me."

Stop sexism, copy this if you think that the segregation that lives between girls and boys. We need to learn to understand each other, otherwise the outcome will not be good. Man=Woman :D

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Currently in the Workshop

14 Years: Teen Titans- RobStar fic, with their daughter Nightstar ( I didn't exactly go by the series with this and added in certain principles to make it work, I also call Nightstar by the middle name I made up for her, Alexandria, but call her Lexa for short, sorry I just dont like the name Mari, if you dont like it, too bad.

Summary:

14 years ago the Teen Titans dissapeared off the face of the earth leaving their children to fend for themselves, now 14 years later the Titans come back to find nothing is the same, Slade has taken over the world, Batman is supposedly dead and in hiding, Slade has a malicious son who's in love with Robins daughter, and Lexa is also in love with Batmans son Ibn, all the while she is in love Grant also, and Lexa absolutely loathes Robin, blaming him for every bad thing that ever befell on her, her friends, and the rest of the earth. (In this story the Titans are immortal because of a mix up at Star Labs in which the Titans, JL, and Bruce and Alfred were invited to view a expirament that went not-too-wrong, dont like dont read)

Breaking Law: Teen Titans Fic- Star Rob

Richard always knew that John Grayson was his father and that he's dead. Now a man is claiming to be his biological father is suing Bruce Wayne for custody. After losing Richard is forced to go live with his newly found father and Kori who is staying with him till he settles in. Though these people are nothing like they seem.

For now all stories besides the two shone above will be on HIATUS due to complications in time, sorry for the inconvenience.

Fav Quotes:

"Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears."

- Richard Wilkins

“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”

—William Arthur Ward

"Dreams and thoughts are never truly concrete, but words once spoken out loud are weighed down with a definite finality, pinned like butterfly wings to reality."

-The Silver Phoenix

"The darkest hour is always just before the dawn."

-Thomas Fuller

"There are times in our lives when we feel alone, face trouble, or feel scared by the darkness the world can sometimes force upon us. It's these times that true courage is tested. We must never give in to despair, even when it feels like the night will never end."

-Avalon Web of Magic: Dark Mage by Rachel Roberts

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian."

-Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

"Let your kindness heal those who suffer.
Let your strength fight against all that is unjust.
Let your inner blazing star passion take you down new paths.
And when the circle brings you back, you will be home.:

-Avalon Web of Magic: Full Circle by Rachel Roberts

“Everyone’s scarred of something; it’s how you decide to deal with that fear that defines you as fearful or fearless.”

-ME!!!!

"All's fair in love and war."
"So which is this? Love or War?"
"Not sure but I'll make sure your first to know when I figure it out."

-Me... Still waiting for the oportunity to use that one out, just waiting for the right guy

CHECK THIS OUT!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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(_)(_) BUNNY!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or any other fanfiction I might right.