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since: 08-01-02, id: 245018
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.

So much for "hey. I think that this place deserves re-doing. I've had that same bio up for months." Because it happened again. So now I, (as in not Nathonea, but some random psycho passerby aka the puce pimpernel ), am redoing it. ALL OF IT!

Things you should know about Nathonea:

hmm, where to begin?

she's a umm...writer. yah. I hope you realize that, since you're here.

she likes snowcones, but only the pitiful, non-powerful ones

in her spare time, she likes to shave bald monkeys, hold up convenience stores, and dismantle various automobiles around town, leaving them in scrap heaps.

her favorite color is puce, of course. Well, okay not really. her favorite color is really green. except not. Why do you want to know what her favorite color is, anyway?

she tends to associate with people who will fabricate lies about her.

she likes to drink gatorade by the quart

she guzzles listerine

she likes to eat coffee-flavored beef-ramen

flowers are the new must-have this season (along with cat chow)

she informed me that "tyrannus" and "rex" mean the same thing

she is the possessor of the one ring (the ONE ring)

hmm, what to say, what to say?

she eats small children by luring them into her candy cottage

her newest story is "Reasons for Everything" (That much is true)

her favorite areas of reading are...Marysues, trolls, and altogether bad fics. Except not.

she has quite a temper about cliches. but then, so do I. curse you, cliches! shakes fist angrily

she enjoys shaking her fist angrily.

hmmm...she likes to hunt out and mock poor innocent authors who write wonderful stories minus that whole "wonderful" part. It should actually read "crap" instead.

And now you know Nathonea! So congrats! Feel accomplished. woot for you.

okaybyebye.

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1. Reasons for Everything reviews
The war is over, Voldemort won. Severus Snape, hailed as a hero by the triumphant side, goes to see an old friend to justify himself to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-06 - Severus S. & Minerva M. - Complete
2. Security reviews
Many reasons are given for Lucius Malfoy joining the Dark Lord. Wealth. Hatred. Spite. Power. Family is not usually one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-05 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
3. Stupid reviews
Vincent Crabbe is considered by most to be stupid, and he has to agree with them. But that doesn't stop him from hating the fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-31-04 - Vincent C. & Draco M.
4. Joren's Ordeal reviews
The Chamber of THe Ordeal broke him. We all knew that before Kelady came, he was perfect. What was the thing that caused him to die in the Chamber?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-30-02
5. I see you reviews
Hermione is in shock once her boyfriend cruelly dumps her. Who will be there to help her? (Sequal to Emerald eyes, but can be read alone) r/r please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-14-02 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
6. Emerald Eyes reviews
Ginny Weasely is delighted when her object of obssesion, er, affection finally takes notice with her. BUt how will it affect her friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-02 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
7. Changes reviews
This is a small fic, done on a dare by my English teacher. It mainly focuses on Lucius Malfoy, and it tells about some ground breaking changes he goes through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-18-02 - Lucius M. - Complete
8. Be my angel reviews
A dark fic. Hermione goes outside to get her friends off of her back, amd ends up finding someone about to commit suicide. Reposted to corect mistakes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-1-02 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
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