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since: 08-01-02, id: 245115
country: USA
Author has written 39 stories for M*A*S*H, Friends, Kevin Smith, TV X-overs, Office, Lost, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Star Trek: 2009.
I'm Katie.

Hi.

I write slash. Slash is good. Like a warm towel.

Get wrapped up in my warm towel.
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1. Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things reviews
Kirk and Scotty are rightfully terrified by Uhura and Spock's strange behavior. Kirk/Spock, Scotty/Uhura. Title: The Things That Happened When Spock and Uhura Were Trying to Protect Uhura and Spock from Scotty and Kirk, or Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-27-09 - M. Scott/Scotty & J. Kirk - Complete
2. The Mary Sue Blues reviews
After being doused with alien pollen, everywoman Ensign Brown has the unfortunate, retina burning experience of being a Mary-Sue for the day. Scotty/Uhura, Kirk/Spock, Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete
3. The Lucky Penny reviews
Scotty finds a lucky penny and has The Best Day Ever. Scotty/Uhura, Spock/Sulu.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-09 - M. Scott/Scotty & N. Uhura - Complete
4. Three Things They Wanted to be When They Grew Up » reviews
Pam wanted to be a teacher. Oscar wanted to be a chef. Dwight wanted to be Spock. These things happen but with the same set of coworkers. Oscar/Andy, Mose, Dwight/Jim, Dwight/Angela, Kirk!Jim/Spock!Dwight, Sulu!Oscar/Chekov!Andy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-09 - Spock & Oscar M. - Complete
5. Faust y el rey Midas reviews
Richard doesn't like to get involved with people but saving Ben and becoming an incredibly reluctant father has a way of changing that. SPOILERS: Through "Follow the Leader"
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-09 - Richard & Ben - Complete
6. it's you all over and i can't help but see you reviews
Radar can't help but hear the deepest, darkest parts of people specifically Trapper, Hawkeye, and Frank. Pretty dark yet comedic. May be triggering for some people. Hopefully not.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-09 - Radar O. & Frank B. - Complete
7. Five Shameful Fantasies about a Coworker reviews
Slash. Het. OscarDwight, MichaelJan, MichaelRyan, Toby, KevinAngela, JimTodd Packer
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-07 - Complete
8. average would actually be quite an improvement reviews
A hero is parthuman and partsupernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. Heroes are not gay, Mexican accountants from Carbondale. Oscar really doesn't want to deal with the whole superhero thing.
Office - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-07
9. Dues Ex Machina reviews
Lost x Tribe: Four years after the crash, a boat finally comes to shore. Four years after the Virus, they finally find adults. Neither get what they expected. Slash included.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-05
10. A Miracle Every Day » reviews
In Vietnam Era, a young runaway finds his way home. Albeit kicking and screaming. SLASH, drug use, very bad things. Faint of heart stay away.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 2-20-04 - Hawkeye P. & Frank B.
11. The Art of Being reviews
The progression from high school fling to MASH. CharlesTrapper slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-03 - Charles W. & Trapper M.
12. No One Needs to Know reviews
Ross/OMC slash. "In eighth grade, I kissed a boy. Not just any boy but David Carver, the fastest runner on the block."
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-03 - Ross G. - Complete
13. Macy's Day Parade reviews
Joey can't think like the others. JoeyGunther slash.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-29-03 - Complete
14. Westbound reviews
Hooper goes out to Jersey on a booty call and meets some interesting folk. SLASH HoopBanky, DanteRandal, BrodieT.S. Steve-DaveWalt, JayBob.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-03
15. The Ultimate Acceptance and I Love You Goodbye reviews
In 1965, hoJohn reflects on his relationship with Hawkeye. Slash. HoJohnHawk, HoJohnFrank, HawkBJ. Strange fairy story intertwines.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-03 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
16. Bill of Rights reviews
Slash. Trapper POV of his relationship with Frank.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-03 - Trapper M. & Frank B. - Complete
17. Mail Call » reviews
A series of impure drabble-letterfics done for fun on . Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-03
18. Family Feud reviews
Aiya, a fiveminfic during one of the reunions. EHT slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-03 - Hawkeye P. & Trapper M. - Complete
19. The Things I Know reviews
A friendsimprov response, in which Gunther muses about suicide. Warning: Dark themes.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-03 - Complete
20. Still Religion reviews
A birthday fic on the day the Still died. And there is HT pre-slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-11-03 - Trapper M. & Hawkeye P. - Complete
21. The Organized Non Conformity Series reviews
The messing up of Raven's weekly mashslash challenge. FT.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-03 - Frank B. & Trapper M.
22. Typical, Just Typical reviews
5minfic Oh, Tokyo: A FrankTrapperHawkeye triangle take on the minutes before Trapper leaves. Frank's POV, you have been warned.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-03 - Complete
23. The Confession of Frank Burns reviews
On death row, Frank confesses to his eldest daughter on why he is there. Warning: slash, rape, murder, underage consesual sex.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-03 - Frank B.
24. Plans reviews
Frank has a plan in mind when he is forced to go on leave in Tokyo. Mash100th drabble. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-03 - Frank B. - Complete
25. Somewhere Out There reviews
5minfic. It's EHT, as per usual. Angst, as per usual.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-03 - Trapper M. & Frank B. - Complete
26. Mokena Terrace » reviews
A present day Frank is interviewed by government shrink, Sandie Ripka. Future slash. CHAP 2 ADDED. Features song lyrics by Lucky Boys Confusion and Katzies.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 2-23-03 - Frank B.
27. Clothes Make the Man reviews
Ah, yes, another odd one. Actually they're all odd but this on in particular. A random burbling from a angry girl on Gunther. Mark Twain fans beware.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-03 - Complete
28. During the Night reviews
A response the the mashslash list's 5 min. challenge I completed this in 18. A Klinger postwar where he's trying to resist the bad.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-03 - M. Klinger - Complete
29. Drowning reviews
A poem I wrote last night. It's very unlike me because, it rhymes and it's BJHawkeye. My FT slash muses were off thinking up the rest of SU. Naughty muses.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-03 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H. - Complete
30. Another Young Man reviews
The thoughts of a boy on the operating table of Frank and Trapper. Contains slash but it is not a slash story, completely. The opening poem is I Heard I Fly Buzz When I Died by Emily Dickenson.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-03 - Frank B. & Trapper M. - Complete
31. Something To Laugh About reviews
FT slash with a Hawkeye POV. God, what is more intriguing than a bunch of fanfiction lexicon?
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-03 - Complete
32. Shut Up, Hawkeye » reviews
A short slash fic Katie, write a short slash fanfic, surely you jest. Hawkeye is stunned. CHAPTER 5 ADDED
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-8-03 - Published: 1-20-03
33. TBA reviews
Yep, just spreading the FrankTrapper love. Of course, it's slash. I need help with the title.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-03 - Trapper M. & Frank B. - Complete
34. Hawk Talk, I Spy reviews
Why Hawkeye is a doctor. Also, an alternative reason to his nickname. My first nonslash MASH fic.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-1-03 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
35. Untitled reviews
Ross' POV. It's slash. That's all I'm gonna say. If you could think up a title it would be much appreciated.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-03 - Complete
36. Live from the Bottom of the Sea of Japan reviews
A Dead Letter from Henry. Contains a little slash but what fic of mine doesn't?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-26-03 - Henry B. - Complete
37. Wicked Happy reviews
John Mulcahy walks in on something and begins to doubt his faith. Yes, there is some TrapperHawkeye slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-03 - F. Mulcahy - Complete
38. I've Got a Strange Disease reviews
A Hawkeye rant inspired by a Hawkeye poem. Slash. Hawkeye's views on homosexuality and disease.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-03 - Hawkeye P. & Trapper M. - Complete
39. Phonograph reviews
A snippet in which Charles receives a recording from his mother. More of a historical piece. Less than 200 words. A little slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-03 - Charles W. - Complete
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