I'm revising my profile again, having realized that the person I was three weeks ago was a narcissistic teenage egomaniac who thought she'd look really, really cool by bolding or italicizing random words.

Anyway.

Fanfiction is my dirty little secret. I am literally out of my element and completely out of character and I regularly feel like deleting my account.

If you have questions, comments, complaints or simply want to chat, feel free to PM me. I probably won't bite. Also, I'm not a native speaker, so if you are, and you find anything grammatically incorrect or anything that simply sounds wrong, pleasepleaseplease tell me. I'm not particularly keen on looking like an idiot to people who don't even know me.

I'll readily admit that I'm a big, big fan of correct spelling and grammar. And people who apparently think themselves good enough to unleash their writing onto innocent readers here on FanFiction and cannot be bothered to spell-check give me high blood pressure.

I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.

- Lisa Alther

NO.

I will not bother you with

a) those ridiculous stereotype lists which, let's face it, only serve as a way for the author to completely not obviously tell us his life story

b) copy-and-paste-thingies. No. Just no.

Disclaimer (because I'm ridiculously scared that someone might actually sue me): I do not own anything but the laptop I'm currently typing this up on. And I only paid half of it, so I probably don't even own that. Update: Right now said laptop is who-knows-where being fixed since someone dropped it. And it fell all the way down the stairs. And the display doesn't work anymore. So, no, I don't have a laptop anymore, either.

Also...

Reviews: I try to review everything I read unless it's so completely and utterly average that I can't think of anything to say. Or is so bad and clichéd that I really can't be bothered.

Ahem... that is all. Feel free to take a look at my (sadly and completely amateur) writing. Reviews make my day.