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| Kirando |
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Hi! I'm Kirando. A few things about me. I am really weird and proud of it. If you don't think you're weird than you're weird. If you know you're weird than, Congratulations. I am a singer and an actress! Theater is my whole freakin' life! I also love to read. Starting now you have entered into my Random _(insert book/series title here)_ obsessed world. Yay! just a few of the books I've read: Harry Potter (whole series) Leviathan Gone (whole series) Twilight (whole series) Hunger Games (whole series) Pretty much anything. I will write pretty much any pair from those books. No lemons whatsoever. What the new generation looks like for my stories: http://th01.deviantart.net/fs25/PRE/f/2008/088/8/d/Those_Darn_Kids_by_Limlight.jpg WARNING! WHOLE LOT OF USELESS YET SOMETIMES REALLY FUNNY JUNK AHEAD!!! Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987 If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. i am a twilightaholic. Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this. I don't obsess, I think intensely! People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Bob tried to take my twilight books. Bob isn't with us anymore. Whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for Jasper. Team Jacob 'cuz real men don't sparkle. You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this! Come over to the good side, we have chocolate! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile. (A certain butterfly I will not mention:l) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this to your profile. *cough*multipletimes*cough* If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.- If Orlando Bloom told you to "stop breathing", 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile. If you love inside jokes, but hate when you ave no clue what some of them mean copy and paste this to your profile. If you are nosy copy and paste this to your profile. If you love life copy and paste this to your profile!! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. XD List your #1-12 favorite HP characters in a random order. 1. Ginny 2. Hermione 3. Fred 4. George 5. Sirius 6. Remus 7. Tonks 8. Luna 9. Neville 10. Lily Luna 11. Teddy 12. Scorpius 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yes, but not a slash. 02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Pretty hot I guess. 03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? It would be very strange and all manners of craziness would be going on. 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Not yet... 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? I've seen some fics with that pairing, but I think it's kinda gross. I'ma traditional girl, what can I say. I like to keep people from each era/age group together as a general. gross. so no. 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine I guess, because then Sirius is only old enough to be his father not his grandfather. 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Maybe Tonks would think it was Draco or something and not be as grossed out. I mean it is like her cousin. 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Lily wants to know about her dead uncle, and goes back in time to find out with the biggest time turner evah! They meet and she develops a close relationship with the uncle she never knew. 09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? I'm sure some people think they were always more than friends. You can find anything on this site. 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. He Says Sorry ...? 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? They're kinda brother and sister but whatever I guess... Um a one shot to get it over with as quick as possible, they've been thinking about eachother and can't get them out of their head so they just go with their instinct even though it is wrong and incestous. 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Nobody I know reads fanfiction besides me (i think) but if they did, I don't know if they would. 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nobody I know reads fanfiction besides me (i think) ,but they probably would. Everyone I know does like Fred... 14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven? Nobody I know reads fanfiction besides me (i think) but if they did,they totally would. Lauren and Audrey would probably draw incredible pictures of him looking supermegafoxyawesomehot! But they wouldn't get that reference. *Sigh* 15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Again! No one I know reads fanfiction, but even if they did, I don't think so. Some people do though. 16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? She doesn't really have a defined character so something generic, I guess. 17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? The assumption song because Luna is just so pure and nice, she doesn't assume things and she says things so bluntly it's nice and funny. Like the assumption song. It would be a humorus story. 18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? K+ because Remus is scolding Ginny for being with Scorpius. I don't know I'm not that creative. 19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? She's her aunt... 20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? The last five stories I read... 21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? pink hair... wait what? 22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Probably not...? 23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? I don't know, she's a strong woman, he's a manly man. I. D. K. 24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Wait what? Okay,soo... Ginny and Neville are in a happy relationship until Neville suddenly runs off with George. (Her brother? That's harsh...) Ginny, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Teddy and a brief unhappy affair with Scorpius, thein follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Fred. Title: Intergenerational Madness? Ah, Sibling Love? Family Feuding and General All-around Chaos? Author:me! because I'm that crazy 25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Because no one appreciates their mother as much as they should... My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock... So then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh, I'm sorry I thought your paper would protect you, freak!" | |||||||
1. TWINS? reviewsLily and Scorpius come in to the Dr.'s office to see about Lily's pregnancy. This is a little one- shot that goes with my story Disappear. Part of a chapter from an Oc's POV. Sorry it's kinda random. Rated T for a whole lot of talk about pregnancy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-11 - Lily Luna P. & Scorpius M. - Complete2. Disappear » reviewsShe was running, running away from the place of her childhood.Long ago it had been a source of comfort for her but now it was scary and frightening. She wasn't a little girl anymore and she could never be again. All she wanted, needed, was to disappear.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Lily Luna P. & Scorpius M.3. All I want for Christmas reviewsHarry and Ginny haven't been to friendly with each other since the war. If they're both still in love with each other though,how hard could it be to tell each other? It's Christmastime,so miracles happen all the time...Please read!T because of my paranoiaHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
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