"Of course this is happening inside your head, , but why in the world should that mean it is not real?" ~ Albus Dumbledore, RIP

Modus Operandi: Reads story. Often forgets to review. Gets idea. Writes first two chapters. Loses train of thought. Sends story to the recesses and cavities in the dusty attic of the mind and MyDocuments. Repeat as necessary.

Favorite Color: Pink. Deal with it.

Last Known Location: Unknown.

Will Read: Anything. AU, canon, slash, soup-can labels, penny dreadfuls, bumper stickers . . .