Timelessdemon
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since: 07-21-10, id: 2458689, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 14 stories for Edward Scissorhands, Xiaolin Showdown, Naruto, Being Human, 9, Hollyoaks, Emmerdale, Young Dracula, and Sherlock.

Name: ... Seriously it's on my birth certificate...(Recieves skeptical looks)... What? Doesn't anyone believe me?!?

Age: (Whistles tunelessly and ignores the question).

Email: (In-case anyone gets particularly bored and wants to and just say hi or whatever... go ahead- No flames plz, lol) Timelessdemon@hotmail.com ...or private message if you want a 'much' sooner reply...

Likes: Anime, cartoons, Tim Burton movies, climbing high stuff, rock and japanese music, people who 'don't' get creeped out by me, rainy days.

Dislikes: People who are purposefully unkind to others, subtle hints (just say it!).

Important (yet slightly idiotic messages):

Please don't eat the yellow monkeys... they're bad for your health.

When the brown rocks turn green and the orange dog breaths out new light, give thanks to those who despised you, for they are the ones who will never truly be free.

Clouds with silver linings may not be all which they appear, the silver may only be skin deep, when you get too close it may disappear, but by then you could well be stuck and there you could stay realizing only then that the lining of silver outside may contradict with what it may be wishing to hide.

Lime green frogs smoking lime green cigars, while perky pink penguins go to perky pink bars. Seven yellow lemmings look up to a yellow sky not realizing a yellow fox is passing by, purple rats go ahead and prowl the streets searching for something tender to eat, with all this going on, not a dry eye in the house the purple rat takes a chance and eats the lime green frog instead...Still reading this?... Was it truly worth it? Or should you have just stayed in bed?

Hobbies: Writing stories, drawing, climbing stuff, staying up late, listening to music, (trying) to play music.

Fav book: Kerosene

Fav series: Being human (evil Aidan Turner gave up being a vampire to become a hobbit!), heroes, simpsons, futurama, feather boy-(gotta like how kinda true to life that series is).

Fav songs/ singers: Voltaire, Lemon demon, hate me today, Iris, smile, adele, dr demento, linkin park, weird al.

About Timelessdemon:

I rarely get enough sleep.

I enjoy dressing gothically even though it can get me in trouble.

If I was homophobic I'd be a hypocrite.

I'm not very good with mushiness or people crying- so please don't cry! Lol.

I'm VERY bored...

Story statuses:

Eli's gonna get you!: ...Unsure... If anyone wants this story to continue, review and say so, otherwise... this story's probably gonna end up as a discontinued status(so go on... review and save this story's life! ...Lol!).

Halloween: Might have second chapter made for next halloween.

Happy new years kinda: Might have second chapter made for next new year's eve.

Murderer: Will be continued later this year.

New enemies old friends: (I hate that title, lol) chapter still needs filling out but will definetly be continued as it's second fav to schizophrenia

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Planned to be by mid August... ARGH! Missed that date by miles!!! Er... (glances around at angry readers, wielding clubs and guns) ...Heh... I meant mid August 2012...? Ow! Ok... Ok! Febuary 2012! No! Not the face! ...ARGHHHHHH!!! (Gets mobbed by the angry readers).

Unspoken: 3rd chapter planned out but isn't quite ready yet...

Watching: Discontinued.


1. Marred Existence reviews
Years later after drifting apart, Vlad meets Robin once more... In a blood farm. Could any possible amount of help and friendship be enough to restore the demented, troubled goth into the happy, 'normal' kid he once was?
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-7-13 - Vladimir D. & Robin B.
2. Alone » reviews
After the memory swipe Robin loses all memory of ever having known Vlad, reduced back to the school life he had before-hand, Robin's life goes from bad to worse. His family ignores him, his teachers label him as a trouble maker and his peers just plain don't like him. How long can Robin take it before he finally loses his grip on reality?
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-13 - Published: 10-31-12 - Robin B. & Vladimir D.
3. SCHIZOPHRENIA » reviews
Being a evil boy genius has it's draw backs, when certain mental health problems compromise your ability to tell the difference between fantasy and reality...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 10-17-10 - Jack & Wuya
4. Explode
Just why were John and Mycroft were worried so much about Sherlock's drug addiction in the 4th episode, if he was meant to be 'clean' before and during the 1st . Warnings: Contains details about biological decomposition and death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Published: 1-6-13 - John W. & Sherlock H.
5. New Enemies, old friends » reviews
The after math of Season 3, episode 8: With Mitchell dead, George, Annie and Nina are open to the attacks of other vampires. Meanwhile, Mitchell is having a slightly different afterlife to the one Annie and so many others seemed to have been given.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-16-12 - Published: 3-17-11 - J. Mitchell & George S.
6. Vampire Blood reviews
Loosely based around the story SCHIZOPHRENIA ... Jack knows there's something different about himself, 'they' know too. It has to be drained or they'll kill him... they'll kill him for sure this time...!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-12 - Jack - Complete
7. Eli's gonna get you! » reviews
Newt thinks he's over his schizophrenia and can finally move on with his life. However, Eli has other ideas...
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-1-12 - Published: 7-25-11
8. Forever Trapped reviews
What if Jackson hadn't died, what if Aaron hadn't been able to take it and had phoned for help. -How does Jackson cope living a life where he's not allowed control over anything... least of all, his own life.
Emmerdale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-12 - Jackson W. & Aaron L. - Complete
9. Happy Halloween Xiaolin Losers! » reviews
Jack's many ways of spending Halloween...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 10-30-10 - Jack & Wuya - Complete
10. Giving Up
Sat in his cell, Brendan thinks over his current and possibly life long situation.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Published: 11-5-11 - Brendan B. & Stephen H. - Complete
11. Unspoken » reviews
Pre-movie story, 1 always did like to let the annoyance and irritation that came with being leader, out once in a while, 6 was just an easy target...
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-24-11 - Published: 4-14-11 - 6 & 1
12. Happy New Year's Kinda
After accidentally sleeping through the count down to New Year's day, Jack decides to throw his own New Year's celebration, managing to screw it up in his own individual way!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Published: 1-1-11 - Jack & Wuya - Complete
13. WATCHING reviews
Oneshot: What if no one had ever taken a liking to Naruto, what if no one allowed him to pass the chunnin exams... Kyuubi begins to seriously question Naruto's sanity...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-10 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete
14. Murderer reviews
"And that was the last time I saw him... the very last time...". Kim wishes that was how the story could of ended, that Edward could have just been left alone to his hedge and ice sculpting. However, police rarely permit such luxuries to murderers...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-10