Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

My favorite quote:

"IT happened. There is no avoiding it, no forgetting. No running away, or flying, or burying, or hiding...It wasn't my fault. He hurt me. It wasn't my fault. And I'm not going to let it kill me, I can grow."

~"Speak" by Laurie Halse Anderson

Hello!
So, I decided it was finally time to update my dear profile. Isn't that just peachy? Right, so what to say about myself...Well I'll let you in on a well known secret. I'm insane. Those men with the straight-jackets? They're trying to find me. But never fear. Your dear old author won't be falling to their evil-ness soon. I will prevail! Muwahahahahahaha- *coughs* haha *cough* ha.
Anyways, lets go through the basics.

Name: Er..Right, this is where I insert a funny comment that makes you laugh so hard that you forget about wanting to know my name and accept I go by "Bob." Let's just skip to the fact my parents would kill me personally if they found out I posted info on a web page... *gasp*

Living confinment: A trashcan. In an alley. SAVE THE HOMELESS PEOPLE! ...Wait...my campain was save the trashcans... *stares*

Age: 16... Whaoo. Everyone makes such a big deal out of your 16th birthday...it wasn't any different from my others except I got to go to the zoo...

Fav. Stories (as if anyone actually cares): Harry Potter, the third one is my favorite out of them all. Lord of the Rings is amazing. Ella Enchanted *grins* Char is amazing. I need a Char.

Fav. Quotes:

“I have lived through the war, and lost much. I know what’s worth the fight, and what is not. Honor and courage are matters of the bone, and what a man will kill for, he will sometimes die for, too. For the sake of love alone, would I walk through fire again."
“Fiery Cross” Diana Gabaldon

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

STORIES:

Breaking Point: Harry's fifth year, blah blah blah, abused by vernon, blah blah blah, savedish, blah blah blah.blah. Will be finished as soon as I get enough energy and resolve to actually start the next chapter. Actually, I might start it soon.

Dark Shadows: On Hold indefinitly or until I understand what I was trying to write...well...I still don't understand why people liked it.

The Stars Are Yours: Don't read for sanity's sake. I have far to go and it's far from finished. It definitly needs to be rewritten. Written in 2000 and I thought I would put a chapter up to see how it would go. *wry smile* I didn't even deserve one review for that. It's terrible. But I AM reviewing it and am starting over. Look for it in the future.

Until we meet again: Disaster written all over. But I had SUCH a great idea for it. *shrugs* ah well. I rushed it, I didn't put enough energy into it, my fault. I'm sorry. Anyways, maybe someday I'll rewrite it with all the better things added in, but then again, maybe not.

The Maurader's and the Sorcerer's stone: Honestly, my favorite story...thing. I was afraid that I might get banned or something for putting this up, but honestly, I don't care anymore. I'll put it up and if anyone has a problem with it, email me. I'll be updating this one next, the chappie is almost finished.
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Upcoming Stories:

No-name: [short plot summary: can change] A girl, Carlyle, is in the same year as Harry potter, but she's in Slytherien. She's the daughter of Stephen Fromon, grandaughter to Jack "bloody hands" Fromon. She's born a shoo-in to the Deatheater circle, but she renounces it. Now a spy along with Snape, she's sent back in time with Harry, Ron, and Hermione (despite their distrust) to help save Harry's parents from being killed...She never expected to fall in love.
[This is a very, on-the-spot kind of summary, and if it's kind of confusing, good. It has a lot of plot twists, some over-done, but still, good ideas, and lots of Deatheater-butt-kicking by Harry and the gang. Despite everyone's horrors at this being a Mary-Sue (which I know you're all having-don't deny it)it is not, I repeat, it is NOT all focused on her. And she is NOT a Mary-Sue. She's a human character, believe me.]

Well, that's about all folks. Feel free to email me about comments, suggestions, writing, or just because you're bored. I don't mind. [laithwenanirion@adelphia.net]