This is almost the start of 2012 so I will redo my profile, When I started Fanfiction I wasn't quite aware of the support that one gets from the fans, It has pushed me to be a better writer. Without all of you Isobel Wood, Jaiden Swan, Rowena Gaunt, Violet, Lyida Malfoy, Anastasia Black would have never took their first breaths in the world of Harry Potter or Twilight.

As I have told everyone who has asked me of something in my stories, My characters are more than just people on a page to me. They are all who I know, Who I hear when I write is their words so from them to you. THANK YOU!

Oct. 21st 2012 update- Hello my pets! I will be deleting some stories off of FanFiction because lets face it, I will never fininish them or have lost intrest in them and I know that I hate reading stories that will never be finished. I am very sorry for a few of you that will be mad at me but oh wells.

Stories-

The Amazing Life of Isobel Wood (Slowly posting)

Seasons Of Love - Remus/ OC(About ten more chapters till complete)

Seasons Call - Paul/OC (In Progress)

Fred and George and the Punching Telescope- Fred/OC (Deleted)

The Maiden and The Crow- Damon/OC(Deleted)

Running From Destiny-Draco/OC( Rewritten as Running towards Destiny please check it out!.)

The Girl Who Smelled of Violets-Jasper/OC (Hiatus)

Purity of Death- Draco/OC ( Deleted)

Love At First Slap- Paul/Bella (Finished)

To Truly Love-Jasper/Bella(In Progress)

Never- Draco/ Hermione (Complete)

Almost- Draco/ Hermione (Complete)

Curse of a Touch- Alec/OC (Deleted)

Masquerade- Damon/Oc-(Finished)

Maybe-Draco/Hermone/Scorpius/Lydia (Finished)

Retour De'Lavenir-Tom Riddle/Oc (Hiatus)

I truly am sorry about the grammar Accidents but I am having trouble with placing the period just right or when I go to save the program will cut the two word in between the period will be cut off >.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

The iPod shuffle quiz

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Wooderson

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Religion and Marriage

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The World Around You

4.WHAT IS 22?

Mutilation Is The Most Sincere Form Of Flattery

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Guess Things Happen That Way

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I Am Always Trying To Get You Off

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Let It Die

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

The End Of The World

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Cats in The Craddle

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

I'm Not Dead

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Days Of War

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Earthquake

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Teeth The Size of Piano Keys

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Lacrymosa

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Cute Without the 'E' (Cut From the Team)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Luther's Boogie

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Heaven (Little by Little)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Breaking Apart Her Heart

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Shotgun Speak Louder Than Words

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Why 6 is Afraid of 7

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Buttons

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Close Your Eyes, It's Okay to Rest Now

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Hybrids and Animals

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Seduction

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

I Will Not Bow

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Angels On The Moon'

Here is another Ipod one =D

1. How does the world see me?

Caught Up In the Moment

2. Will I have a happy life?

If You Wanted A Song Written About You All You Had To Do Was Ask

3. What do people really think of me?

Let It All Bleed Out

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Paper Planes

5. How can I make others happy?

Love and Let Love

6.How can I make myself happy?

Storm

7 . What should I do with my life?

Sakura Kiss

8. Will I ever have children?

The Pledge

9. What is some good advice for me?

Carcinogen Crush

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Sleepwalker

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Stand My Ground

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Saying Sorry

13. What type of men do you like?

Life is Beautiful

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

Shed My Skin

15. Why am I here?

Immortal

16. What will people remember me for?

Ryusei Rocket

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Tourniquet

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Keeping up with the Joneses

19. What will this year be all about?

Van Nuys

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Tomorrow

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Starts With One

22 - Your message to the world:

Shake Tramp

23 - Your deepest secret:

Ride

24 - Your innermost desire:

Youth of The Nation

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Freak On A Leash

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Scared

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Ocean and Atlantic

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

20 Margaritas

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Helena

30- You’d describe you best friend as:

Thats What You Get

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Hollywood Whore

32- Your friends describe you as:

Colors Of The Wind

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

I Love Rock 'N Roll

34- Your philosophy in life is:

Corona and Lime

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Hollywood

IN REMEMBERENCE:

In Rememberence to Severus Snape,
a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
without all the red and gold crap.

In Rememberence to Fred Weasley,
who fought bravely to the very end,
and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
and with loyalty await his brother,
with many jokes,
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Rememberence to Dobby,
who was more free and full of love,
than any elf, and most humans.

In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin,
the last REAL Marauder,
who was not just a wonderful father,
an incredible husband and a brave hero,
as well as a wicked werewolf.

In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks,
who died for the greater good,
and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody,
Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long.

In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort,
who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.

In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore,
whose past and wisdom confused us,
whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.

In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange,
because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel,
she deserved everything she got in the end.

In Rememberence to Colin Creevey,
who we really don't know too well,
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war,
so he must have done something good...
besides stalking Harry.

In Rememberance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
who lived and died soaring.