| Lady Salmakia |
Author has written 15 stories for Digimon, Star Wars, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Legend of Zelda. Wow...I'd completely forgotten about fanfiction.net! I've neglected my fics horribly. I've had some awful writer's block with my original stuff (which I don't post) but maybe working on fanfics will help. Goal: Write a Luke/Mara, a new Mimou and something for Terry Pratchett. (Unfortunately, Discworld isn't realy condusive to fics...but I can try.)
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1. Hylain Sun » reviewsNew Issue! Today's Headlines: Beyond Necrophelia: Redead Swinger Clubs and Princess Zelda Wears Men's Underwer (Note: Read Chapter 2 first. They're out of order and I'm too lazy to change it)Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-21-02 - Published: 7-16-012. The Universal Solution reviewsHan has an idea. (And knowing Salmakia...it's a pretty dumb one!)Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-023. Magic Wars » reviewsThe first part of what I hope will become an entire Star Wars parody using the Harry Potter characters. It's very funny! (Remember Hello-phone?) Read, or I set the attack jawas on you! And...phew! It's done! (Go on...finish reading!)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-30-01 - Published: 5-16-014. Observant reviewsA nice little Mimou from Matt's POV. You like Mimou don't you? You are a real fan aren't you?Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-015. I Think You'll Like My Grandpa reviewsYou know when Cody asked Joe to dinner at his house? This is it. A first ever non-Mimou from Salmakia! .Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-19-016. Delays reviewsSome nights you just can't seem to get out of the house. Mimou/Mimoe/Jyoumi A lovely, lovely couple! Review if you're a lovely, lovely fan!Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-26-017. Mad About Minerva reviewsGood old Professor McGonagall gets hit with a nasty insanity spell. (and it's not as stupid as it sounds, I promise!)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-018. Party Animal Farm reviewsA satire on satire? Salmakia's sunk to a new low. I'd put this in the 1984 section since it's all Orwell, but it's too stupid.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-28-019. Growing Up » reviewsJoe videotapes the first few hours after the birth of his twins. (and it's a Mimou!)Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-22-01 - Published: 3-28-0110. Mixed Signals reviewsMimi. Joe. Hungarian TV. Nuff' said.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-0111. Lord Asriel is Sexy! » reviewsA change of pace from all the Will/Lyra tearjerkers. Takes place right after Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter, er, right after Lyra's concived, and then some cuz' it's chaperfied!His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 3-4-01 - Published: 2-24-0112. Epilogue reviewsI just finished The Amber Spyglass. (Spoilers ahead!) I had to write this to comfort my little broken, hoplessly-romantic heart.His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 139 - Published: 2-22-0113. Hello-Phone! reviewsPrank phone calls in the Star Wars universe! Read and laugh or I set the jawas on you!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 1-7-0114. Head Over Feet reviewsI HATE songsfics...and I've written one...Mimou folks! Remember that! Mimou!Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-5-00