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| The Rev. Cardboard Box |
Author has written 7 stories for Elder Scroll series, Fallout, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Game X-overs, and Book X-overs. The Rev. Cardboard Box, paid minister and/or minestrone of the Church of the SubGenius, is a crabby, near forty-ish fellow from New Zealand who fills in his copious free time with stupid crap. He hates unfinished stories and those where the grammatical and spelling skills on display make his head hurt. When not contemplating plans to exterminate all the stupid people in the world, delivering mail, or subjecting otherwise intelligent ff.net readers to his reasonably well-written drivel, he can be seen capering like a fool on Second Life or at bemused.geek.nz. Currently five fics on the boil is too many. Expect long delays between desperate bursts of writing and self-loathing. | |||||||
1. The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair » reviewsArch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,108 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-17-13 - Published: 9-12-102. Magic, as opposed to Magic » reviewsCrossover with Oblivion. Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache...Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,134 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 6-13-13 - Published: 3-13-113. Shetlander » reviewsThe new Laird is stopping in Ponyville en route to Canterlot. However, he and his herd are only the first to arrive. The second arrival will be bad enough. As for the third herd of visitors...My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,829 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-31-13 - Published: 1-17-134. Friendship is Escape Velocity » reviewsThe Harmony Incarnate are snagged by a broken magic in another world, one ravaged by war. One where they do not belong. One which they cannot change, only escape.Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 12-31-11 - Courier5. Home For the Holidays: A 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' Omake » reviewsIn a splay far, far away from 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' canon, Harry got permission to bring his friends home for a good old-fashioned Saturalia. Seasoned gleetings to you too.Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-13 - Published: 12-24-126. The Box of Drabbles » reviewsLike everyone else, I have herds of plot bunnies roaming about. And in order to make a little pin money, I now operate tours for rubes to behold the beasts. Oblivion, My Little Pony, Harry Potter, Fallout and other victims.Crossover - Game X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 6-24-127. The Memoir of ArchMage Ra'Jirra » reviewsRa'Jirra the khajiit, Arch-Mage of the Mage's Guild. How did he make it? What happened in the battle against the King of Worms? Why were we lumbered with this — this — FARMBOY?Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,796 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-11 - Published: 7-27-10 - Complete
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