Hello fellow readers! My name is Iris (not my real name of course~haha...I fail) I'm fourteen and an American and proud to be one~ But I'm mainly French-German. I'm currently studying French and plan to learn Italian afterwards. So you'll see some French fails in my stories :'D because i use Google translate. FFFFF-. And yes you could probably tell I like using "~" a lot. It is my favorite thing on the keyboard.

Anyways, I should tell a little bit about myself shouldn't I?

I'm a complete random American teenage girl who is literally obsessed with Hetalia, currently, and either dreams of being a Meteorologist or an American History Teacher. I epically fail at math but I'm boss at history. I have my blonde moments and I can feel like a complete idiot. I'm older than most of my friends but I'm SMALLER than ALL my friends, sad isn't it? Well not all, but still...you get the point. I like writing, drawing, etc in my free time.

Did I mention I absolutely love to roleplay? It's ridiculous amounts of fun! :D

I'm not a huge fan of writing a lot on my profile page, but just thought I'd give a little info.

Name: Iris (Not my real name)

Age: Fourteen

Birthday: February 22 (same as George Washington :D)

Location: Somewhere...In America.

Gender: Female.

That's all I'm going to say about myself.

BBUUTTT...

Pairings I ship (Derp): USUK, UKUS, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, Franada, RuChi (or known as Rochu. Personally I think Ruchi makes more sense :'D), AusHun, GirPan, LiechtensteinxSwitzerland, LithuaniaxPoland, SuFin, DenNor, HunPan(pffft-totally not a crack couple), and IcelandxHong Kong. Also a lot more.

Pairings I'm growing to love: FrUK, RusAme, RusBel, NiChu, AmeriPan, IceNor, CanadaxUkraine, AmeBel, RusCan, and more.

I mainly write Hetalia but I also write Harvest Moon as well~

That is all.

Current stories I'm working on:

When Thunder Strikes

Summary: After receving a new video game, you start playing it like any average teenager. After a thunderstorm hits, the electricity goes out. You soon find yourself where everyday is filled with horror. Who would you look up to? Reader x ? AU

Genre: Horror/Romance

Chapters: Around 25-30, possibly more. It depends really.

Status: In-progress

Updates: Daily, few chapters every week.

Fanfiction Chaos

Summary: Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction'. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue…

Genre: Humor/Romance (Mainly Humor)

Chapters:Undecided

Status: In-progress

Updates: Possibly daily, other than that irregular.

To be posted:

Writer's Block

Summary: When Elizabeta's life and career fall apart she finds a writing partner named Kiku, a manga artist. Now they're on the road to become yaoi best-sellers, nothing more right? HunPan AU.

Genre: Humor/Romance

Chapters: Undecided

Status: Coming soon

Updates: Undecided

Also various one-shots that I'm too lazy to write.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls! (Not in any specific order, just typing the characters that first pop into my head, but definitely my top 10 favorites)

1. France

2. Romano

3. America

4. England

5. Germany

6. China

7. Japan

8. Russia

9. Spain

10. Norway

(specific order)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (France)

…I’M PERFECTLY FINE WITH SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR.

2 asked you to go out with him? (Romano)

SAEUIFHNSUDF HELL YES.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (America)

…HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED KNOCKING?

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (England/Spain)

I don’t know what has gotten into you; I thought you hated his guts man! BUT WELL OKAY!

5 cooked you dinner? (Germany)

Hey it’s food, it must be good :D

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Japan)

OH JAPAN YOU ADORABLE COUNTRY YOU, YES COME~

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (China)

…-pokes face with stick- So cute, aru :3

8 got into the hospital somehow? (Russia)

May I ask HOW he got hurt?

9 made fun of your friends? (Spain)

Prepare to die.

10 ignored you all the time? (Norway)

:C Was it when I made Denmark tackle hug you? I’M SOORRYYY

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (France)

We’ll run away…in style~ -dramatic pose-

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Romano)

He’ll tell me to suck up the pain and deal it like a man would do…even though I’m a girl. :’D

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (America)

Probably McDonalds even though I hate fast-food. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM ANYWAY~

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (England)

He’ll call 911 and try to save me of course like any gentleman would do c:

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Germany)

Say that I’m an idiot for doing this and rat me out…OTL.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Norway, China)

…Hmm hard, probably support it. :’D

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Japan)

PFFFT~ He’ll cheer me up by watching Anime or reading Manga together, just like the little otaku he is x3

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Russia)

He’ll beat the shit out of the dude, WATCH OUT WHOEVER YOU ARE, MOTHER RUSSIA IS AFTER YOU.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Spain)

He’ll cheer me on and tell me to never give up.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Norway)

Just stare at me…emotionless

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (France)

Oh god...I love France but I have a bad feeling about this D: I’M MAINLY FRENCH AND THIS…-goes in fetal position in a dark corner-

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (Romano, Spain)

Well you broke up with me…BUT GO FOR IT DUDE! SPAMANO ALL THE WAY! I hope Russia didn’t hurt you that bad with his pipe :’D

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (America)

He, my brother, and my dad will get along GREAT. My mom will think he’s a slob.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (England, Spain)

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. I THOUGHT THOSE TWO HATED EACH OTHER D:

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Germany, China)

Hmmm…maybe in a pocky game. Otherwise…no.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? (China)

CHINA? D8 DOING THAT TO POOR GIRLS’ HEARTS? D: NO. I’LL SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF L’AMOUR, NOT THE FRANCE WAY.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Japan)

Well? You like? :D

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Russia)

Aww D: don’t be that way Russia~ Can I hook you up with China? Lithuania? Canada? ANYONE? I promise it won’t be Belarus. I SWEAR.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? (Spain)

OMNOMNOMNOM

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? (France)

Sure~ :D

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? (Romano, Russia)

He’ll watch…he’ll watch all of it…or he won’t give a shit.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? (Norway)

WHAT HAS GOTTEN IN TO YOU?

3 told 6 he started his period. (America, China)

China: AND YOU TOLD ME THIS WHY ARU?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. (England, Spain, Japan)

…This world is messed up.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?(Germany)

…Was this a dare? Or did Italy dress you up? X3

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? (China, Romano, America)

HE WATCHES AND THEN POSTS IT ON YOUTUBE BECAUSE CHINA IS ACTUALLY SPEAKING GERMAN TO AN ITALIAN NATION WHO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT.

7 got high. (Japan)

lolwut

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him? (Spain, France)

France: What was that for, mon ami? ;A;

10 starts working at a bar. (Norway).

lolwut

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. (France, Romano)

WHAT THE FUCK. SPAAAIIINNN COME HERE RIGHT NAO

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? (France)

I did not cheat D: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond? (Romano, England)

He’ll think it’s a dare then once he realizes it’s true…I don’t know what will happen.

3 is a drug addict. What do you do? (America)

AMERICA YOU BLOODY GIT. STOP. STOP NOW.

4 kisses 8 what's your reaction? (England, Russia)

ENGLAND! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do? (China)

TOO FAR MAN. TOO FAR. YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE CHINA.

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him? (Japan)

I MUST FIND HIM. NOW. HE’S TOO ADORABLE AND SWEET TO BE MISSING. D:

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring? (Russia)

You know what…I don’t know.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say? (Spain)

…o_O Go for it?

10 hates you, why? (Norway)

He’s still made about me forcing Denmark to tackle-glomp him. GET OVER IT DUDE.

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why? (France)

D’AWWW~ He wants to apologize x3 OF COURSE I’LL TAKE IT~

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do? (Romano, China)

Throw a brick at them…like a boss.

3 ate 7. What’s your reaction? (America, Japan)

…SEEMS LEGIT.

4 died. How? (England)

GOD DAMMIT AMERICA, STOP MAKING MCDONALDS EVERY WHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

5 turns invisible. What does he do to you? (Germany)

He will tell me to eat wurst every day…-shivers-

6 loses his memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him? (China)

-gives him a history book- HERE YA GO. HAVE FUN LEARNING~

7 is having his baby today! What’s her/his name (Japan)

Sakura or some Japanese name for sure…can’t think…

8 is a pervert. He’s coming right at you. What do you do? (Russia)

RRRUUNNNN…MOTHER RUSSIA IS COMING DB

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up? (Spain)

I’m sorry ;A; would you like some tomatoes? Or can I hook you up with Romano? Oh no wait…he’s the father of France’s child…SHIT.

10 broke up with 9. What do you do? (Norway, Spain)

I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic? (China, Spain)

No I haven’t o_o

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (England)

HE’S THE BLOODY UNITED KINGDOM OF COURSE HE’S HOT. His hair, his eyes, his accent, his attitude, HNNNGG.

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant? (Russia, Norway)

Oh shit Russia really is making everyone one with him o_O

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Romano, China)

No…just no.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Germany/Spain, Germany/Norway)

O_o No…maybe Germany and Spain if Itacest happened but otherwise…no.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex? (Japan, Romano, Norway)

He’ll take pictures with his camera and show them to Hungary. LET THE BLACKMAILING BEGIN.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic (America/Norway)

America gives Norway butter to fix their butter crisis. BAM.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (France/Russia)

Maybe :D

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic. (Japan/Norway)

First Aid (Norway helps Japan through his earthquake disaster…aww that sounds cute :D)

If you wrote a Song-fic about One, what song would you choose? (France)

Do you know By Enrique I.

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? (France/China/Norway)

CRACK. EXTREME CRACK.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Germany)

About a week ago actually :D (Today is 2/1/2012 here)