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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. I love writing. And I love Twilight. So lookie, lookie here I am. I'm pretty much OBSESSED with Kristen Stewart. My BETA for all intents and purposes is SOFisticated1. Love that girl. I have a habit of starting fics but then taking forever to finish them. Oops. I find it impossible to write a decent one shot and...writing sexy Potter fanfic makes me uncomfortable. And I'm on Twitter @ElmoStew come chat with me. :) http://www.twitter.com/elmostew I also try not to saddle myself with an updating schedule, I just try very hard to make sure the updates don't come months apart. I'll probably post stuff just to get the public opinion before I continue on on some. So reviews are always welcome. Questions? Comments? Advice? Message me on here orrrrr visit mah Twitter page orrrr ask me on Formspring here: http://www.formspring.com/FriskySoup ALSO, you guys keep me going! I may not be the most famous or well known on here, but I'm a geek and every review makes me do this --> :D EVERY SINGLE ONE. Kay, guess that's it. IF ANY OF MY ONE-SHOTS REACH 100 REVIEWS, IT WILL BE CONTINUED. SO IF YOU LIKED ANY OF THEM, GO AND REVIEW! PEACE! | |||||||
1. Skyping With Strangers » reviewsWhat happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 391 - Updated: 2-23-13 - Published: 8-26-11 - Bella & Edward2. Mile High Club reviewsHe's annoying, she's annoyed. Pent up tension and a cramped airplane bathroom can be mighty fun... Come join the Mile High Club. ONE-SHOT. Lemons, laughs, fun.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-1-12 - Bella & Edward3. Barely Legal » reviews"How old are you?" "Eighteen." "...I should go." "No. Don't do that." "Do what?" "Underestimate me. My age doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. Doesn't mean I can't make you feel good..." Summer lovin'. LifeguardWard. Lemons. Continuation.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,745 - Reviews: 304 - Updated: 5-28-12 - Published: 8-25-11 - Bella & Edward4. Covering All the Bases reviewsBella Swan is hopelessly in love with her best friend Edward but he only sees her as 'one of the guys'. Or does he? "Then I hit third base with Edward. In front of his mom's cookies." ONE-SHOT. Laughs, lemons, fun...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1-5-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Anything You Need » reviewsEdward would like to think that his Bella still exists. He'd like to believe that all the years of pain were just a formality and that soon his Bella would return to him. That this monster in her place is only temporary. But he's wrong. Bella's gone.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-15-11 - Published: 8-24-11 - Bella & Edward6. Skyping With Strangers OS reviewsWhat happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness of course. Oh and duh...there'll be sex. Drunken fun. Lemons. The ONE-SHOT version. Now a full length story...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. Tickle Me, Elmo reviewsBella goes shopping for a certain toy for her nephew...what she finds there is much, much better than a Tickle-Me Elmo... Lemons and laughs. ONE-SHOT.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8-29-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Bella, Isabella? » reviewsIsabella Swan reluctantly enrolls into boarding school. What happens when her innocence is tested by a certain Greed-Eyed God..and what the big secret they're hiding? Rated M for Lemons, Laughs and Love.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 9-7-10 - Bella & Edward9. The Take Home » reviewsEdward needs a girlfriend to get his parents off his back. So, he rents one. Isn't that what everyone does? In a world where your "girlfriend" is paid to show affection, can you really fall in love? LEMONS AND HUMOR. Full summary inside.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,560 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 8-2-11 - Published: 4-7-11 - Bella & Edward10. Taken reviewsMoney is predictable, it causes greed and possessiveness. Love is unimaginable, it evokes in us a desparation we can't even begin to understand and becomes our most valuable possession. Can Edward protect what he'll value most?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 9-7-10 - Bella & Edward
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