Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.
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As you'll find out, I'm pretty slow at writing. So feel free to send me a message asking for a new chapter on a certain story. Sometimes it takes a kick in the pants for me to get new content up on your favorite story.
Real name: Hailey
Birthday: January 11th 1996
Obsession: Transformers (seriously, any more obsessed and I'd either explode or turn into Optimus Prime. Which by the way the second would be awesome! :D)
Favorite Bands: Owl City, fun.
Likes: Friends, Transformers, hanging out, My iPod, Music (whatever sounds good), astronomy
Transformers series I've watched: G1, TFA, Movies, TFP, Rescue Bots
Notes on my progress:
Ok, so I'm trying to balance out my time on each of my stories. If I don't update for a while, don't kill me. That be all. =)
A note about "Mackenzie Culmann: A Life Story"
Ok, I have no idea where this came from. I'm a total Autobot Fangirl. I hate 'Cons! ... I BLAME THE PLOT BUNNIES!!!
(Oh, and just so I don't get sued, I don't own any of the pictures I use as my avatar or story covers.)
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231
97 percent of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 percent that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Music = Life. :3
I'm not random I'm just--SALAD!
"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious."
"On a scale from walnuts to Mikey Way, your awesome-o-meter is off the charts." --Scribble
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"I DIDN'T LOSE THE GAME. I WAS THINKING OF PURPLE COWS." - Scribble
"My invisible pencil won't write on my invisible paper! D: wait..." -Zoe
"DIE BUGS DIE" -- Zoe
"Advice- I'm only a freshie, but here's what I have to say; never give up on yourself. People might tell you it's not worth it, but if it's what you want, then PROVE THEM WRONG!!!" --mcrlover96
"Well of course I like looking at cars rather than boys! And for two reasons; Cars will actually stay in one spot long enough to listen to what you have to say, and when a car has something wrong with it...well...at least THAT can be fixed." --OPGirl106 (on DeviantART)
"Let your actions speak for you." - Chromia
I copied this from MISCrasyaboutfanfics profile because I thought they were hilarious. x)
Made up outtakes from the '07 TF movie
Ratchet: The boy's pheremone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race and it's not fair that we don't get a lot of screentime.
Megs: Prime. (tosses Jazz's corpse aside) Who does Michael Bay think he is to make this kind of movie?
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live.
Optimus: With the Allspark gone, we can not return life to our planet and fate has yielded it's reward; a new world to call 'home'. We live among it's people now...
How to Tell if You're a Writer
[x] If you talk to yourself.
Top 10 favourite Transformers
1: Bumblebee (TFP)
2: Blades (RB)
3: Optimus Prime (G1)
4: Wheeljack (G1)
5: Jazz (G1)
6: Arcee (TFP)
7: Prowl (TFA)
8: Ironhide (Movieverse)
9: Ratchet (TFP)
10: Sunstreaker & Sideswipe (G1)
What would you do if...
2 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Whoever woke me up must have a death wish. *sees it's Blades* Oh. Hey Blades. What's up? (He's adorable enough to get away with it.)
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: GAH! GET OUT! I'M NAKED!
5 cooked you dinner.
Me: Jazz, how did you fit in my kitchen? O.o
6 was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.
Me: *is sleeping too*
4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow
Me: Um. No.
7 confessed they were related to you
Me: AWESOME I'M A TECHNO-ORGANIC. What up, bro?
8 got into the hospital somehow
Me: So, Ironhide. This is, what, you're millionth time being sent to Med Bay?
9 made fun of your friends
Me: Well. Someone's grumpier than usual.
10 ignored you all the time
Me: They're too busy perfecting Jet Judo.
Two serial killers are hunting you. What will 1 do?
Bee: Beep be-beep! (I'll kick their afts!)
Me: I feel loved!
You're stuck in a house on fire. What does 5 do?
Jazz: Save your skin, of course.
Me: I am so protected!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sunstreaker: SHUT UP.
Me : *laughs harder*
Sideswipe: *is laughing too*
1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Um... wut?
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Blades: I DO NOT.
Ratchet: Frag right you don't.
Me: *sigh* Sometimes, I hate my fandom.
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Chromia: *pops from nowhere.* He's taken. *drags Ironhide away.*
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Me: *nom nom nom* What was the question?
6 got high.
8 buys a computer. What's the first thing he looks up?
Me: Guns. Big ones. Ironhide likes him some weapons.
Ironhide: *looks up from catalogue of machine guns* Huh?
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
glomp his leg.
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Look at the new parasite on his leg. But once I finally detatched myself, he'd probably like me. :3
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
Whatever sounds good I guess.
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
Yup, Flair. She's my iPod that Wheeljack turned into an Autobot.
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Say hi, she does see him pretty much daily after all.
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Bee :D (I love him in all universes, (except Shattered Glass of course) but TFP Bee has to be my favorite.)
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
I did see him in an amusement park in G1...
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
TFP Soundwave. He'd pretty much the only Decepticon that legitimately scares me. O.o
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Soundwave doesn't do crazy.
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Sentinal Prime from DOTM. I WANT TO KILL HIM.
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Galvatron. His character is stupid. Megatron was better. :P
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
No! I want to be friends with them. FRIENDS.
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
I don't wanna read mushy stuff. But I'm happy for Optimus and Elita and Ironhide and Chromia. That's about it.
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
Adorable, yes. Badass, yes. Awesome, yes. Hot, no.
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blue 2010 Camaro with Black racing stripes. c:
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..
[x] You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (I want to hug every Camaro I see... Does that count?)
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