Monthly Quote:"Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert."Peter Griffin--Family Guy

Weekly Quote: "Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home."Marquis de Sade--Quills

-Links:

BURN MY SHADOW/BE GOOD TO YOU:
Cover Image http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/#/art/Burn-my-Shadow-365287313?q=gallery%3Athenewfiredancer&qo=0&_sid=409482dc
Sarah http://us.cdn003.fansshare.com/photos/evangelinelilly/photos-of-evangeline-lilly-jpg-hair-1540173017.jpg
Sarah's Mask http://www.justposhmasks.com/uploads/products/Black_masquerade_masks_ANDREA32G.jpg
Sarah's Dress http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=26612256
Playlist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulcZxkegSVQ&list=PLMThOqpxbYor7WqUp6Eak6yqNFflvAPvG

INKHEART: JULIANNE'S POV:
Julianne https://d2bic7m9md1y19.cloudfront.net/echonest/546_546/4fd0d654a954800001000250.png

IGNORANCE IS BLISS:
Morgan: http://i2.listal.com/image/3375827/600full-isabelle-fuhrman.jpg
Young Aveena/Morgan: http://www.galawallpapers.net/photo/84165/Isabelle_Fuhrman-003.jpg
Cover Image: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=AveenaIgnoranceisBliss#/art/Ignorance-is-Bliss-361540034?_sid=67e50cd2
Morgan's 1st Dress: http://static.crazyinlove.es/2920-7556-thickbox/black-padded-tulle-dress.jpg

HOME IS BEHIND/MAY IT BE:
Elizabeth's Leather Jacket: http://littleblackboook.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gp413137-01vliv01.jpg
Elizabeth's Boots: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7m3OPevLL8w/TL-_aZ7lu5I/AAAAAAAAACk/A6gOLnjavuE/s1600/F21BuckleUpCombatBoots$35.jpg
Elizabeth's Prom Dress: https://d5yjppyekae0b.cloudfront.net/xl/2012-Prom-Dresses%20Mori-Lee-93081_0873.jpg
Elizabeth’s Prom Shoes: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=39704390
Cover Image: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=HomeisBehindElizabethMayson#/art/Supernatural-Movie-Poster-352462080?_sid=3740c4d3

POTC: OUR STORY:
Cover image http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/art/PotC-Our-Story-350455401
Terasa and Will http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/gallery/39282102#/d5hxrj6
Chandler and Norrington http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/#/d5i7n59

VAN HELSING’S SISTER, DRACULA’S BRIDE:
Cover image http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/gallery/39282102#/d5gk765
Marishka's Masquerade Dress: http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j304/perasanjubz/gothic-wedding-dress.jpg

SAFE AND SOUND ILLUSIONS:
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IMAGINARY SILVER LINING:
Serena's dress: http://badwolfcostumes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/DF-001-1-332x500.jpg

CRAIG PARKER: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=CraigParkerCleades#/d5turwp

My deviantART page http://thenewfiredancer.deviantart.com/

My other profile http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2717200/NinjaMagyk101

My best friend's profile http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2607619/Terasa

-Possible Future Stories:

(The Patriot)Against All Odds-All her life Madeline merely wanted some type of freedom, not a marriage to Colonel Tavington; Cassie just wanted the other soldiers to get over the fact that she was a Captain in His Majesty's royal army. Both girls are best friends and determined to make Tavington's life a living hell, though he doesn't make it easy on them either. Tavington/OC, OC/OC.

(The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)Compare and Contrast-Julia and Zane are from two different realities: in her's it is a constant struggle to out-evil others; in his he just wants to finish his term paper. Both are thrown together in Middle Earth; will he manage to turn her good or will it turn out the opposite? "You're a special kind of stupid, ain't ya?" Eventual OC/OC

(Once Upon a Time)Knowing and Waiting-Rumpelstiltskin knew Hook had found a woman to occupy his time, one who looked like Milah. Rumpel knew that he wouldn't be able to control his anger much longer, wanting to hurt the pirate again and again. He knew he would have Saundra soon...he would break her. All he had to do was wait.

(Grave Encounters)Abandoned Hope-We all know what happened to the Grave Encounters team, what we didn't know was that they had an extra team member that night: Lance's girlfriend, Leanne Andrews. View that crazy night through her eyes. Lance/OC

(The Longest Yard)Expression-Knauer's wife works in the prison and is, much to her husband's hatred, friends with a few of the cons. When Paul Crewe starts to put together a football team, she and Caretaker will help him find some men worthy of the chance of beating the guard's asses. Knauer/OC

(Inkheart)Inkheart: Julianne's PoV-Julianne is Mo's eldest daughter from his first marriage; she remembers the night when her step-mother disappeared with crystal-clear clarity.When a figure from that dark night comes crashing back into her life will she survive the adventure or will Basta break her beyond repair?

(Ouran High School Host Club)New Divide-Hikari Suoh is Tamaki's twin sister who is usually in France for her schooling; she returns to Japan to spend more time with her friends, family, and fiance. It doesn't take long for her to be pulled into the mayhem or to realize that she really does love the man her parents have chosen for her. Kyoya/OC

(Gladiator)Gather and Give-No one expected what happened that morning, the event that changed my years as an adult-- Emperor Commodus Aurelius was asleep in my bed. I'm not complaining, but he could've gave me fair warning first. "Why do I always get the attractive but psychotic guys?"

(Kingdom of Heaven)Carrying On-Kiena was the cousin of the King of Jerusalem and the reluctant wife of the sheriff of Ibelin. Godfrey takes Kiena with him on his trip to Jerusalem so that the King can see his favorite cousin before his death, and she and Balian form an unbreakable bond. Something happens neither of them expects; Kiena finds love in her close friend when she was sure she was cursed never to have it and Balian was so sure he could never love another after the death of his wife. Balian/OC

(Game of Thrones)We Will Rock You-Five people, part of a race known as Guardians, are set to guard Viserys, King Robert, Eddard, Robb, and Jon; Each find something that they never thought they could: freedom, love, and trust. Jon/OC, Rakharo/OC, OC/OC;takes place in the first two seasons so far.

-PotC: Our Story Chapter Revisions:

Prologue

Chapter One: Curse of the Black Pearl

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

-Twin Sacrifice Chapter Revisions:

Prologue

Visitors Arrival: Tess

Shadow Dreams and Mind Reading: Nola

Trapped: Tess

A Simple Replacement: Nola

-Favorites:

Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street(remake and originals), The Forsaken, The Hobbit, American Outlaws, Nosferatu, Bram Stoker's Dracula, PotC(1-3), Kingdom of Heaven, Secret Window, LotR(all), Hunchback of Notre Dame, Ocean's 11, Eldorado, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Boondock Saints(all), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Dracula Dead and Loving It, Blazing Saddles, The Possession, Hildago, Sahara, Underworld(1&3), 13 Ghosts, Thor, Avengers, Ironman, Captain America, Rise of the Guardians, The Croods, Ice Age(all), Child's Play, Bride of Chucky, Dorian Gray, Breaking Dawn Part 2, Titanic, Grown Ups, Tremors(all), Wild Hogs, Hunger Games, Scorpion King(all), The Crow, Dark Shadows, Three Stooges, Narnia(all), Due Date, Courageous, Crocodile Dundee, Ghost Rider, Season of the Witch, Con Air, Indiana Jones(1-3), Hangover 1, Robing Hood: Prince of Thieves, Banditas, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Sweeney Todd, Van Helsing, Monster Night, Monster Squad, Sherlock Holmes, The Hitcher, Shanghai Noon/Knight, The Mummy(1-2), Zorro(all), Dragon Heart, Aladdin(all) Grave Encounters, The Great Mouse Detective.

Books: Sword of Truth, Goosebumps Series, The Hunger Games, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Hobbit, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Cirque Du Freak, Ranger's Apprentice, Book of Mordred, Vampire Academy, Vampire Kisses, Fear Street Series, Inkheart, Inkdeath, Witch Child, Haunted Heartland, Haunted America, Historic Haunted America, The House, Pet Semetary, IT, Misery, The Doll in the Garden, The Old Willis Place: A Ghost Story, A Game of Thrones, Vampire Hunters, My Life at Rose Red, The Monsters of Morely Manor, Crank, Glass, Impulse, Identical, The Saga of Larten Crepsley.

TV Shows/Anime: Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, My Babysitter's Vampire, Once Upon a Time, Merlin, The Walking Dead, Legend of the Seeker, NCIS, Doctor Who, Ghostfacers, Ghost Hunters, American Horror Story, Aladdin.

Bands: Cinema Bizarre, Disney, Flyleaf, The Civil Wars, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, Hans Zimmer, Bach, Apocalyptica, Lifehouse, Seether, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Three Days Grace, Brad Paisley, Linkin' Park, Helen Jane Long, Papa Roach, Ray Stevens, The Wailin' Jennys, Lonestar, Jo Dee Messina, Anthem Lights, Luke Bryan, Reba.
Songs: How to Save a Life, The Kill, One Voice, Wasteland, Follow Me, Holding Out for a Hero, It's Not my Time, Alright, Bring on the Rain, My Give a Damn's Busted, Redneck Woman, Mr. Mom, The Parting Glass, Jolene, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Expression, Breaks Your Heart, Get Out Alive, Heaven is Wrapped in Chains, I Don't Believe, Angel in Disguise, Dysfunctional Family, American Saturday Night, Home, Misty Mountains, Song of the Misty Mountains, Animal I Have Become, Forever or Never, Bully, Carry on my Wayward Son, Dance With the Devil.

-Quotes:

"Ya know," I say breathlessly," I have no idea what you are, but I bet that hurt like bitch."Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

"Are you two going to get married?! Oh, oh, can I be the flower-thrower-person?"Lilly, Supernatural—Home is Behind

“Way to go, slick—charming a four-year-old takes a lot of talent I didn't think you had."Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

How shall I tell Sam it's not just the two of them and that if he throws a bag on me again he'll have to have surgery to remove it?Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is behind

"So, this is where Constance took the swan dive."
"I give her a 6.7 for comin' back from the dead.”Dean and Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is behind

"Fine, jerk."
"Bitch."
"You're both assholes, can we move on now?”Sam, Dean, and Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is behind

"Fake U.S. Marshals, fake credit cards, y'all got anything real?"
"My boobs." The cop looks at me.
"Oh, yeah, these are a hundred percent mine.”Cop, Dean, and Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is behind

We've been watching the security footage for what seems like hours and the only criminal behavior I've seen is a neighbor not having the blinds completely closed when he decided to dance around his house necked—that sick bastard.Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is behind

"Did you ever see Morgana pull a rabbit out of a hat?" I slowly raise my hand, catching Horvath's furious gaze.
"She did that when she was first getting started, dumbass."Horvath and Sasha, The Sorcerer's Apprentice--Worlds Apart

"….and this rash on the back of me neck has been bothering me—"Jack is cut off by the sound of a door shutting. Quickly, he hides back in the shadows just as Squishy comes down the stairs, two books in his hands.
"What a coincidence, we were just talkin' about you," I smile.Jack Sparrow and Terasa, Pirates of the Caribbean--PotC: Our Story.

"Okay, Mister Baggins, I think I'm gonna pass out now."Julia, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey—Compare and Contrast

“God, I'm gonna be a crazy ol' cat man, I just know it.”Zane, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey—Compare and Contrast

"Get dressed, Bilbo has made breakfast and I don't plan on dinning with a man who is only dressed in boxers."
"Well," I mumble quietly to Chess," she's quite pleasant, don't you think?" Julia and Zane, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey—Compare and Contrast

"So, bodies before breakfast, I presume.” Sarah, The Raven—Burn My Shadow

"The tattoo, it's a sextant.”
"Naturally," I concur, nodding my head even though I had no clue what a sextant was. Edgar and Sarah, The Raven—Burn My Shadow

“Don't worry, you're certainly not the only one who's using the 'guess and hope method' here."Sarah, The Raven—Burn My Shadow

“Remember, Liz, smiles are contagious!” I glare at my friend, trying my hardest not to do something I would regret later.
“I’ve been vaccinated.” Zane and Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

"I've always heard laughter's the best medicine."
"It's more like meth." Castiel gives me a strange look. "Ever heard of laughing to death? The shit's addictive."Sam and Elizabeth, Supernatural--Home is Behind

"Well, we've got to salt and burn her bones. Its the only way to put her spirit to rest." The detective gives us a deadpan look.
"Why do you think we dug up all those bodies? For a good time? That would be crazy."Sam and Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

"Isn't that your job,whacking Pirates? You're like the English Mafia!"Chandler, Pirates of the Caribbean Nearly Forgotten Birthdays

"So, you're Dracula? The Dracula; as in Vladislaus-Dragulia-born-1422-murdered-1462-by-the-left-hand-of-God, Dracula?"
“Yes.”
"You sure that's you?"Chandler and Dracula, Van Helsing—Twisted Timeline

"Do you not know any good songs?!”
“This is the song that never ends….”Dracula and Chandler, Van Helsing—Twisted Timeline

"Why are you standing there, go wake 'er up.”
"You do it."
"Ah, no—I may talk slow but I ain't stupid! You're her boyfriend, you do it!"Chandler and Van Helsing, Van Helsing—Twisted Timeline

I glare defiantly at Caius, mischief evident in my gray eyes. "Have you truly sailed the world and beheld its wonders," I ask, knowing he hates people to remind him that one of the actors in Sweeney Todd looks remarkably like him. "Just remember, until I'm with you then I'm with you there." Nola--Remedy

"For a guy who could beat the snot out of Superman, he sure is chicken!"Tess--Twin Sacrifice

She runs through the shield, a few seconds afterward I hear a loud THUMP. "Ouch, Eddie, why are you moving trees in my way?"
"I don't hit me!"Nola and Edward--Twin Sacrifice

"Why even try to escape? It's pointless."
"It was going pretty well until you showed up."Akayda and Nola--Twin Sacrifice

"Come get me, you backwater bastard," I yell. A tan fist connects with my face and knocks me back a few feet. "He got me all right."Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

"Ya know this whole hunting evil thing wouldn't be so bad if the ghosts would stop trying to force me off a damn bridge."Elizabeth, Supernatural—Home is Behind

A sailor spits in the space between him and Fields, a glare on his not too pleasant face. "Oh yes," I sneer," that's classy; I'm so shocked you're not yet married."Sarah, The Raven--Burn My Shadow

"Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add color to these monochromatic proceedings!"
"Well, when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to stand up and be counted!"
"Miss East informs me that you were expecting to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age!"
"Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even half the people you know!"
"Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointments!"
"Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one moment and cut the legs out from under you the next!"Dr. Arliss Loveless and Capt. James West--Wild Wild West

"I should have crushed you under my heel the day you were born!"
"Yes, you should have. But you didn't."Viktor and Lucian--Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

"They should all know how stubborn I am by this point and if they don't, then they're dumber than I gave them credit for."Sarah, The Raven--Burn my Shadow

"What are you gonna do now, Wizard?" Gandalf whacks him with his staff and cuts his belly. "That'll do it."Goblin King--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

"If Baggins loses we eats it whole!"
"...Fair enough."Smeagol/Gollum--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

"It's just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth."
"Funeral arrangements?" reads contract "Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?"
"Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye."
"You all right, laddie?"
"Yeah, I'll be. Feel a bit faint."
"Think furnace, with wings."
"Yeah, I-I-I need air." long pause "No." faintsBalin, Bilbo, and Bofur--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

To the trolls, about cooking the dwarves "Well, I mean, have you smelled them? You're going to need something a lot stronger than sage before you can plate this lot up!"Bilbo--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

"These are Gundabad wargs. They will outrun you!"
"These are Rhosgobel rabbits. I'd like to see them try."Gandalf and Radagast--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

After falling "Well, that could've been a lot worse." Goblin King lands on top of them.
"Oh you've got to be joking!"Bofur and Dwalin--The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

I look around me at the Dwarves assembled in Bilbo's dinning room. "What, no Grumpy?"
"Don't worry, Uncle will be here soon."Julia and Kili, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey--Compare and Contrast

I open the front door and grab who I guess to be the head Dwarf by the front of his cloak and slam him against the wall. “I don’t care how high and mighty you think you are, ya fuckin’ giant, tell me what you and your miscreants are doin’ in this house or so help me my boot is going up your ass!”Julia, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey—Compare and Contrast

I promise to remember Odin: when I make an executive decision
I promise to remember Frigga: when I have a mothering disposition
I promise to remember Hiemdall: when I'm trusted with somethings' safety
I promise to remember Thor: when I break a cup
I promise to remember Loki: when I feel mischievous
I promise to remember Sif: when I go beyond my expectations
I promise to remember Fandral: when I'm feeling frisky
I promise to remember Volstagg: when I eat too much
I promise to remember Hogun: when I get tired of the crap
I promise to remember Laufey:when I almost get revenge
I promise to remember Jane: when I make a big discovery
I promise to remember Darcy: when I lose my iPod
I promise to remember Eric: when I get drunk and pass out

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Maroon 5—Come Away to the Water
2. Waking up: George Strait—Amarillo by Morning

3. First Day of College: Emilie Autumn—Rose Red

4. Falling in Love: Cinema Bizarre—My Obsession
5. Kiss Scene: Heather Dale—Mordred’s Lullaby

6. Fight Song: Evanescence—Made of Stone

7. Breaking Up: Avenged Sevenfold--Nightmare

8. Graduating College: Emilie Autumn--Rapunzel
9. Big Break: Anna Nalick--Breathe

10. Mental Breakdown: Deana Carter—Strawberry Wine
11. Driving Song: Jo Dee Messina—My Give a Damn’s Busted

12. Flashback: Kelly Clarkson—Because of You
13. Getting back together: My Darkest Days—The World Belongs to Me

14. Wedding: Montgomery Gentry—What Do Ya Think About That
15. Birth of Child: Imogen Heap—The Walk
16. Paying Dues: Christina Aguilera--Reflection
17. Moment of Triumph: Paul Kandel—The Bells of Notre Dame

18. Final Battle: Reba McEntire--Somebody
19. Death Scene: Pitch Perfect—Pool Mashup
20. Funeral Scene: Helena Bonham Carter—The Worst Pies in London

21. End Credit: Three Days Grace—Chalk Outline

-Pairings:

Harry Potter—James/Lilly, Harry/Ginny, Scabior/Hermione, Scabior/OC, Lucius/Bellatrix, Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Scabior, Lucius/OC, Draco/OC, Scorpius/Rose

Sweeney Todd—Sweeney/Lovett, Sweeney/Lucy, Sweeney/OC, Anthony/Johanna, Turpin/Johanna(consent only)

Ranger's Apprentice—Halt/Lady Pauline, Halt/OC, Will/Alyss, Horace/Cassandra, Gilan/OC, Erak/OC

Lord of the Rings—Aragorn/Arwen, Aragorn/Eowyn, Aragorn/OC, Haldir/OC, Haldir/Celeborn, Pippin/OC, Legolas/Arwen, some Legolas/Aragorn and Legolas/Haldir

Pirates of the Caribbean—James/OC, James/Elizabeth, Will/Elizabeth, Jack/Elizabeth, Will/OC, Groves/Norrie, Groves/OC, Beckett/Norrie, Beckett/Elizabeth, Beckett/OC

Twilight—Carlisle/Esme, Carlisle/OC, Caius/Athenadora, Caius/OC, Aro/Sulpicia

Sleepy Hollow—Ichabod/Katrina, Ichabod/OC

Van Helsing—Van Helsing/Anna, Dracula/Anna, Dracula/OC, Velkan/Aleera, Velkan/Marishka, Velkan/OC

Aladdin—Aladdin/Jasmine, Jasmine/Jafar, Jasmine/Mozenrath, Mozenrath/Sadira, Mozenrath/Aladdin, Mozenrath/OC, Jafar/OC

Supernatural—Sam/Jess, Sam/Ruby, Dean/OC, John/Mary, some Castiel/Dean

Hunchback of Notre Dame—Phoebus/Esmeralda, Phoebus/OC, Quasimodo/Esmeralda, Quasimodo/Madeline, Clopin/OC

Thor—Loki/Sif, Loki/Darcy, Loki/Jane, Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, Hawkeye/OC

Avengers—Hawkeye/Natasha, Hawkeye/Loki, Hawkeye/OC, Loki/Natasha, Loki/OC, Tony/Pepper, Thor/Jane

Legend of the Seeker—Richard/Kahlan, Richard/Cara, Darken/Kahlan, Darken/Cara, Darken/Denna, Darken/OC

NCIS—McGee/Abby, McGee/OC, Tony/Ziva, Tony/Abby, Gibbs/Jenny, Gibbs/OC

Underworld—Lucian/Sonja, Lucian/Selene, Lucian/OC, Kraven/Erika, Selene/Michael, Sabas/OC, Sabas/Xristos, Tannis/OC

The Forsaken—Nick/Sean, Kit/Teddy, Kit/OC, Teddy/Pen, Nick/OC

Once Upon a Time-- Gold/Regina, Gold/Emma, Gold/OC, Charming/Snow, Hook/Emma, Hook/OC, Hook/Aurora, Hook/Regina

Ouran High School Host Club-- Tamaki/Haruhi, Tamaki/Kyoya, Tamaki/OC, Kyoya/OC, Hikaru/Kaoru, Kaoru/OC