Name: Emilee

Age: 16 (My b-day is close to Naruto's :D )

Gender: I'm a Female. c:

Currently Watching: Nothing

Current Obsession: Loki, The Avengers (I've seen it 3 times now xD)

Fav. Animes: Naruto, Death Note, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vampire Knight, Soul Eater, OHSC, Code Geass, Bleach, Lucky Star, Avatar, K-ON!, DRRR!!, Black Butler, Ao no Exorcist, FMA Brotherhood, Fruits Basket, DN Angel, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Toradora, Elfen Lied, School Rumble, Pandora Hearts, Trigun, Claymore, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Angel Beats!

Fav. Anime People: Gaara, Naruto, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi, Hinata, Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Riza, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Mei, Ling, Scar, Ross, Hughes, Ceil, Grell, Bassy, Zero, Lelouch, C2, Soul, Black-star, Maka, Konan, Pein, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Kone, Kakashi, Tsunade, Tonton, Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, L, Ryuk, Misa, Shizu-chan, Izaya, Kida, Celty, Tamaki, The twins, Hunny-senpai, Mori, Haruhi, Tohru, Kyo, Zero, Italy, America, UK, Germany, Poland, Sealand, Canada, Ami, Minorin, Usui, Dark Mousey, Rin, Shiemi, Nyu, Oz, Alice, Break, Vash, Wolfie, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Linalee

Fav. TV Shows: How I Met your Mother, White Collar, House, CSI, Bones, That 70's Show, Mentalist, Pawn Stars, Breaking Bad, Animal Cops, Cats 101, Lost Tapes, Ghost Adventures and The Walking Dead

Fav. Music Artists: The Beatles, Three Days Grace, Train, Christina Perri, Ke$ha, Adele, Flyleaf, Owl City, 3OH!3, Britt Nicole, Carly Rae Jepsen, Kelly Clarkson, Bowling for Soup, Hedley, Jessie J, Nelly, B.O.B, Jason Derulo, Bruno Mars, Thirty Seconds to Mars, The Script, Neon Trees, Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, John Mayer, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, T.I, Keri Hilson, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Girls Generation, Vocaloid, Avril Lavigne, Maroon 5, Cee-lo Green,We the Kings, Nevershoutnever, A Rocket to the moon, Katy Perry, Skillet, SHINee, Flo Rida, Falling in Reverse and many many more. (As you can see I love all kinds of music... ._.)

Fav. Books: Maximum Ride Series, Gossip Girl Series, To Kill a Mockingbird, Stargirl, The Great Gatsby, Hunger Games Series, Warriors Series, The It Girl Series, TMI, TTYL, L8tr G8tr, One of Those Books Where the Girls Mother Dies (That is the title, no lie.), What my Mother doesn't know, Just Listen, Car Trouble, Wicked, Nick and Norah's infinite playlist, R.L Stine Books for Teens, and many more!

Favorite Quotes (Most being from Anime):

"I almost became a tranny..." - Shiro, Ao No Exorcist OVA

"I LOVE DOGS!" - Roy Mustang, FMA

"Pasta!" - Italy, Hetalia Axis Powers

"Your grandma is hot!" - America, Hetalia: World Series

"I told ya before, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it." - Edward Elric, FMA

"Oh, Well at least in a life of crime he didn't add animal cruelty to his list!" - Sokka, Avatar the Last Air-bender (Talking about Zuko)

"Everyone seems really smart today, did you eat something rotten?" - Angel Beats!

"A lesson without pain is meaning less, that's because you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return but once you've with stood that pain and over come it you will gain a heart that is stronger than everything else, yes a fullmetal heart." - Edward Elric, FMA:B

"I'm sorry! I don't speak much language from this country ok bye bye now." - Ling Yao, FMA:B

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha, Naruto

"The weaker you are the louder you bark." - Tenten, Naruto

"I'm the hero!" - America, Hetalia Axis Powers

"Misa: I can't even imagine a world without Light...
L: Yes, it would be quite dark." - Misa & L, DeathNote

“Humans are hilarious.” - Ryuk, DeathNote

"Did you know, L? Shinigami only eat apples" - Light, DeathNote

"UGH, why am I so bad at being good!?" - Zuko, Avatar the last Air-Bender

"Oh, and just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally." - Izaya, Durarara!!

"If I pull this out will it start bleeding? Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue." - Shizuo, Durarara!!

"Vroom, Vroom!" - Izaya, Durarara!!

"I'm so lucky I was born dumb." - Harima, School Rumble

"I want these gentle hands and this kind smile, Even though I should not want such a thing." - Zero Kiryuu, Vampire Knight

"Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?" - Wicked

"Tagging people in Facebook posts is like making a statue of that person..." - Me, in my American History class xD

"Technology in the 90's was all like 'beep boop you got mail!' " - Me, again...

"No good deed goes unpunished." - Wicked

"I only know this: if love is a lie, then it's the best lie we humans have." - FMA

"I support you! I am a Jelly Doughnut!" - One of the presidents (Can't remember who...)

"Uhh, sorry. I kinda got drunk and bought a car full of flowers." - Roy, FMA:B

Things I love in Fanfiction: Good OC's, Medium length chapters, Short paragraphs, Interesting story line, Yaoi, Crossovers, A lot of dialogue

Things I hate in Fanfiction: Super long chapters, Mary-sue's, Mpreg, Gender switching, Over used story line, Yuri, Little to no dialogue

My Fanfiction:

Fallen Angel (RoyxEd) - Up and in progress - Roy, the popular kid in school finds a young blonde alone in the forest. To make it more interesting, he has wings!

What have I gotten into? (EdxOC) - Up and in progress - Raven, a normal Otaku, falls into the world of Alchemy. In her journey she meets all her favorite characters, but soon they become more than just characters to her.

Follow Me (ItachixOC, DeixOC) - Up and in progress - Avery's life gets flipped upside down when a chemistry experiment goes wrong. Now she is stuck with villains from her favorite anime! But what happens when her friends start showing up too?

Cat of Gray (Alx??) - In Progress - Al has been traveling with his new friend, LaStat, for a few months now. But what happens when a experiment goes wrong and Al is turned into a Chimera? Will Al have to return home or find his brother? (Set after Brotherhood, pairings still undecided. Should be up after I finish one of my other stories.)

Poor Edward - Complete - Edward just had a long day shooting a new episode of 'Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood' and wants to relax. But what happens when a fan asks him to read her Fanfiction? (Crack!Fic/One-shot)

*I discontinued my NaruxSaku story. I felt really motivated to write it at first but I feel no motivation to do it now. I may continue it later but for now I am taking it down*

My OC:

Name: Raven Jones

Age: 15/16 (Depends)

Height: 5'5

Weight: 130 pounds

Hair and eye color: Brown

Stories: What have I gotten into? (Main Character)

Personality: Raven is a hyped up teen with a passionate spirit. She doesn't let people walk on her or her friends/family. When it comes to anime she is on the border line of Otaku. She can seem cold hearted at times but really does like people as a whole. She doesn't get a long well with boys usually and has a hard time opening up around them. Even though Raven is as badass as she is, sometimes she becomes embarrassed around boys. She is pretty anti-social but has some friends.

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Name: LaStat

Age: 20-25 (Depends)

Height: 6'4

Weight: 200 pounds

Hair and eye color: Blonde/Blue

Stories: What have I gotten into? (Minor Character)

Personality: LaStat is a quiet man who hates trouble. He enjoys drinking a beer on a Friday night with a couple of buddies. He always seems to get caught up in someone else's trouble though. He hates being controlled but always seems to cower at someone else with power, never standing up for himself. LaStat hopes to change that one day.

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Name: Avery Colt

Age: 16

Height: 5'3

Weight: 120 Pounds

Hair and Eye color: Dark brown/Light brown

Stories: Follow Me (Main Character)

Personality: Avery is kind, smart and funny. She is much like Raven though. She doesn't take shit but sometimes she can be a huge push over. Like Raven she has a cussing problem but is trying to fix it. Avery likes to sit on the computer all day but hopes to become something bigger than herself. She has a few good friend and a family that loves her. Sometimes she does feel alone though.

Fav. Yaoi Couples-

1. SasuNaru

2. RoyEd

3. UkUs

4. CeilSebby

5. ItalyGermany

6. The Twins

7. ShizuoIzaya

8. GrimmUlq

9. ItaNaru

10. Uchiacest

Straight Couples I like:

-NaruSaku (Yes I like them, get over it -_- )

-HinaKiba

-DeiSaku (Idk why...)

-TamaHaru

-SoulMaka

-SasuForeveralone (I hate Sasuke except when he is Yaoi)

-IchiHime

-Royai

-AlMei

My Top 10 List of Hottest Guys in Anime:

1. Edward Elric (FMA)

2. Gaara (Naruto)

3. Itachi (Naruto)

4. Deidara (Naruto)

5. Roy Mustang (FMA)

6. Drocell (Black Butler)

7. Lelouch (Code Geass)

8. L (Death Note)

9. Rin (Ao No Exorcist)

10. Zero (Vampire Knight)

Fav. Type of Food: Chinese and Italian

Other Important Things: Other than writing I like to make videos on Youtube. I've been doing it since 08'. It's my other passion :D My username on there is Rainstar999. I'm a Christian and love God a lot. I like meeting new people online so just message me if you'd like. _

Five Random Facts about me:

1. I have never been to an Anime Convention, but I wanna go to one REALLY badly. T_T

2. I hate Superman. He is to boring.

3. My favorite movie is Step Brothers/Hangover.

4. I live in Ohio.

5. I have two cats. Mac and Willow. :D

RANT/Short Blog SECTION! Note: I always get Rant idea's in my head so I thought I might post them here. They won't be long, just little tid-bits of what I think.

1/5/12 - Winry Rockbell - Okay why does everyone call her a whore? How is she a whore? I seriously don't get why people hate her so much. Yeah she did get on my nerves sometimes but over all she was a pretty okay person in the show. Just because she got to be with Ed and you didn't doesn't mean you gotta be a hater. I think Winry is pretty cool. If any of you can convince me why she is a hoe/whore, message me.

1/15/12 - Sakura Haruno - I understand that in the first series she is useless. I totally get that. But she has changed a lot since then. She beat Sasori and she had trained a lot with Tsunade. Just try to think about it from her point of view. She fell in love and he runs off to be a douche-bag some where else. Duh you're going to be upset. And please stop calling her a whore, cause she isn't. Neither is Ino or Hinata.

1/23/12 - Height - Okay I'm seriously not short -_-. My friends are just tall. They make fun of me because I'm 5'5 and they are like 5'6 or 5'7. It pisses me off. I guess I get that from watching FMA ; 5'5 isn't even short!?!?!

2/11/12 - Valentine Day - I hate hearing people say they hate Valentines day. I actually like it. I've never had a boyfriend (at least a real one) before and I still love it. I think it's cute. If I hear how Valentines day is retarded one more time I'll scream.

3/1/12 - Women - They seriously piss me off. Girls are so annoying most of the time. But surprisingly enough I have always had girl bestfriends cause guys and me usually don't get along well. Girls/Women makes me wanna kick puppies sometimes. -_- *Cough* Hoes *Cough*

3/3/12 - Being Poor - I hate it. I mean my family is basically middle class, but I myself have no money. I went to Best Buy with my friend and she just got money for her birthday and got a new keyboard. I saw the new DVD for 'Paint it, White!'. IT HAD A FREE BANDANNA inside. I wanted it so bad T_T But I have to wait until summer to get a job 'cause my mother said so.

3/5/12 - Stereotypes - I hate them. Really, I hate stereotypes! There just a way to assume a person is one way when their not. Okay here's an example. I'm a Christian. A lot of people think we hate gays, judge and just sit on a high horse because of that. NO. I don't hate gays, I have friends that are gay. I don't think I'm better than anyone else either. I actually think a lot of people are better than myself. Also another one that bugs me is Americans. People think were fat, lazy and stupid. Yes I might be those things but not all Americans are like that. Yes I am lazy and yes I'm not skinny (at all) and I am terrible at math and science. BUT, Not all Americans are stupid,fat and/or lazy. Okay, I'm done -_-

3/15/12 - Meme's in Real Life - So everyone gets all pissy if someone where's a shirt with the Foreveralone face on it or a troll face. I really don't get why? Honestly, I have no problem with it. Those people that get so mad about it just annoy me. Like who the hell cares?!

3/28/12 - Yaoi - I love Yaoi, I really do. But I hate when stories have just a bunch of sex scenes and they aren't even in love. I like to see the couple fall in love and not just a bunch of sex. Don't get me wrong, Yaoi sex scenes are great but I love having romance and a reason the couple is together.

4/1/12 - Moving - If I had a crap load of money I'd pay someone to move my shit for me. I've been moving from two days and it sucks. We finally got all our crap in our new place but I still have to put it all up. I have like 10 posters to put up... ; I really do like my new room though. My new place has an upstairs and downstairs which my old place didn't. My mom and I have been having a hell of a time putting all the crap in the attic. xD Oh god, I have so much I still have to do. I HATE moving.

4/12/12 - YOLO - I seriously hate when I'm on Facebook and I see 500 statues saying "smking it up biches! #YOLO" -_- That's how people at my school are. I hate the term YOLO. I get what it's saying but it doesn't mean you only live once so you can go fuck up the one life you have by smoking and drinking.

4/13/12 - Johnny Depp- I love him! He is one of my favorite actors of all time. He is sexy as hell and is a really weird person. I love weird. XD He does an awesome job as Jack Sparrow in the Pirate movies

4/24/12 - My Friend - My friend Elisabeth is obsessed with Russia from Hetalia. She hyperventilates every time we talk about him. It was so annoying today in Gym when she was showing me all these photo's of Russia. BUT, I still love her.

4/29/12 - NYC - I just got back today. I loved it! I went and saw 'Wicked' and it was the best musical ever! I love the music and costumes. I was in the 9/11 memorial and these girls tackled me cause' I had a Hetalia shirt on. xD I was flattered. When I went to the statue of Liberty I got a flag of Greece c: I love Greece in Hetalia. I loved NYC and would love to go back or even live there!

5/3/12 - Dead Frogs - I hate dissecting frogs. It is gross. Now, I'm not one of those girls that freaks and passes out. But, it is gross. Their bodies are all hard and slimy. We did this today in Biology. I made my friend Ali do most of the work cause I just couldn't do it. Plus, I'm an animal lover! I can't just cut a frog's stomach open... It feels wrong.

5/7/12 - The Avengers - I saw it last opening day! It was AWESOME. I love Iron Man and Hulk. They're my favorite xD. When Hulk beat the shit out of Loki I died laughing. I also loved when Hulk punched Thor. Priceless. One of the best movies I've seen in a while. Go see it! It's worth it. I might be seeing it again this Friday with my friend.

5/15/12 - Life 2.0 - A lot is happening in my life right now. You can stay and read if you want or stalk the rest of my profile, it's your choice. Well, My grades in two classes are not good. I have to be put back on depression medication. My mom is getting married this Saturday and I'm going to see "The Avengers" for a 3rd time on Friday. Yeah, a lot is going on. Oh, and I have to take my Temp's test soon to drive. Today was pretty damn busy. I had to get a dress for the wedding and go to the doctor for my medication. UGH. Well, I'll stop complaining. Have a nice day.

Story Idea'

The City is at War

Three gangs have terrorized New York City for 7 years now. Fullmetal Fury, Homunculus, and Ignition. They have prowled the streets for years, hating each other deeply. Fullmetal fury is known for their awesome combat and fighting techniques. Homunculus is known for their health and stealth. Each of the homunculus present different assets. Ignition is known for their great skills in weapons and battle plans. Each group wants total control over the city, each for their own purpose. But what happens when two of the gangs have to join forces?

Pairings: RoyxEd, One Sided EnvyxEd, AlxMei (Other minor pairings maybe be included)

Some OC’s

Angst, Yaoi, Romance, Adventure, Action

Savior

Roy has been stressed out at work for sometime now. He try's to find some kind of comfort in sleeping with every girl in town, but on a mission Roy finds a cat/human Chimera. He can't just leave him in the military's hands. He takes the boy in and learns about solace, care and love.

Pairings: RoyxEd, Maybe AlxMei

Inspired by the many Ed!Chimera Fanfictions I've read lately.

Angst, Hurt, Comfort, Romance, Humor

Wicked

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? What if Naruto had turned out like Gaara? What if he was malicious and evil? How would things play out then?

Pairings: Unknown

Inspired by the musical "Wicked"

Angst, Hurt, Romance, Dark!Naruto

Bad Dog

Riza and Roy have been at odds lately, getting on each other's nerves and disagreeing with everything the other does. On his way home from work, Roy is turned into a black lab by a crazy alchemist. Riza finds him and takes him home but doesn't know it's her dark haired friend. Roy will learn more about Riza and find out, that in all this craziness, that he loves her.

Pairings: Royai

Inspired by the song "Bad Dog" by Neon Hitch

Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Dog!Roy, Humor

Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain/Nagato Score: 2 ]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2 ]

Itachi Uchiha
] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating.
[X] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3 ]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the color orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 1 ]

Orochimaru
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1 ]

I guess I'm most like Kisame, who knew? .-.

Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist

(x)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(x) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
(x) You like to walk your dog.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time" (Hell Yeah!!!)
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(x) You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(5/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(2/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(4/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10) for Russia

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
(x) You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
() You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger

(3/10) for Prussia

China (Wang Yao)

[x] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas (YEAAAA)
] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
] You love Hello Kitty
] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
] You work hard
] You're good at drawing
] You like sweets

4/10

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons.'
] You wear glasses

4/10

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair
] You used to be a very tough kid
] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

7/10

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise

3/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
] You're very serious
] You have a lot of patience
] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
]You were quite rebellious as a child
] You tend to let people walk all over you
] You're a born worrier

4/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

] You're very flamboyant
] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
] You're very wary of strangers
] It takes you ages to come out of your shell...
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
] You love pansies and corn-poppies
] You get up to lots of crazy antics

3/10

I'm most like...Hungary? ._.

You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When...

You develop an interest in chemistry because it's the closest thing Earth has got to Alchemy.

You legitimately wish that Edward Elric was real, and wrote out what your relationship would be like if he was (I'm writing mine right now ._.)

You are disappointed in all FMA cos-players because none of them can even compare to the hotness that is your favorite character.

When you see someone with their hair in a single braid, you think of Ed.

When you see the letters "Ed" anywhere, you think of Edward Elric. Driver's Ed, etc., all momentarily startle you.

When you see Ed being used as a name, or even a brand, you can't help but smile.

You vow to marry someone similar to your favorite character.

You begin to realize your obsession with FMA is sort of unhealthy... (It is really, it's like all I think about O_O)

You own every single season of both the original anime and Brotherhood, and the movie, on Blu-ray. (I wish, I will one day!)

You're constantly watching FMA on AnimeRatio.com

You have seen both of the series and the movie at least 3 times over.

You can quote half of the lines in both of the series.

You are currently and impatiently waiting for the newest volume to be released.

You have given yourself a State Alchemist title (like Fullmetal). (Fang Alchemist)

You care more about what's going to happen in the next volume than what's going on in the news.

You will talk for hours with a friend about it when you're supposed to be doing something else.

You want to cos-play as an FMA character. (I'd love to Cosplay Ed...even though I'm a girl XD)

Part of the reason you want to do to so is so that you can attract the attention of other FMA cosplayers.

You have hundreds of pictures of your favorite FMA character set as your desktop backgrounds. (I do..)

When you hear the word "philosophy" you instantly think of the Philosopher's Stone.

You look up and try to learn as much about alchemy as you can on the internet because of FMA.

You keep an eye on the history channel in case of a possible episode of something about alchemy.

You subconsciously doodle transmutation circles on your homework assignments without noticing.

You own an Ed Elric coat (or desperately want to... IT WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY!).

You compare almost every possible 'datable' person to your favorite FMA Character and find yourself utterly disappointed.

You are instantly interested in anything that has the word "Alchemy" in it. (I saw a book in a movie that said 'Alchemy' on it and I was like 'ZOMG')

When you're upset, imagining your favorite character beside you calms you down.

When listening to Vic Mignogna songs, you imagine Ed singing them to you, even if they're blatantly out of character.

You think that whether or not Mustang was evil was a greater question than whether or not Snape was evil, and has a far more interesting answer.

You want to own Den and/or Black Hayate.

While you used to be bothered by being so short, you're okay with it now, because it means you're the same height as Ed.

Every time you see a stray kitty you think of Al.

Every time you or someone else claps you think of using alchemy.

Every time you or someone else snaps you think of using flame alchemy.

You try to get everyone you know, into anime or not, to at least try to watch FMA.

You daydream about being in the FMA world A LOT. (All day...)

You have tried to figure out how your favorite character would look in real life, but can't do it because nothing you think of is as gorgeous as the character. You can get the body alright, but the face is impossible.

Hence, you start comparing the builds and faces of people you know to said character.

Your hands overheat, and you think to yourself that you need an automail hand to hold.

Your friends start to notice that you are a little too obsessed with FMA.

Whenever your friends want you to do or think something, they say that your favorite character would want you to do or think that thing.

You wish you knew someone who could fight spectacularly, complete with almost acrobatic stunts, like Ed - or Al.

You ringtone either is, or you want your ringtone to be a short rant.

You write fanfiction, your favorite character x OC, just so you can make the OC as much like you as posible and imagine its really your favorite character x you.

You start blabbing about transmuting stuff to random people who have no clue what our talking about, simply out of habit.

You can rant hours upon hours about your favorite moments in the series and still have so much more to talk about the next day.

You begin creating your own short rants.

You find you have to restrain yourself when your friends accidentally say something that reminds you of FMA.

You never want to apologize for Elricest.

All of your profile pictures are FMA related.

You rage at other people who don't ship your pairings.

Comparing FMA to FMA Brotherhood has become daily conversation material.

You know all of the lyrics to all of the opening or closing songs.

You find that you end up getting everywhere late because you were caught up watching FMA: BH.

You find Neko!Ed x Neko!Al x Neko!Roy far more attractive than anything in real life.

You find yourself trying to emulate the characteristics of your favorite characters.

You accidentally bring up FMA in unrelated conversation and realize everyone else has no idea what you're talking about.

Your parents and family now know the basic plot of FMA.

You find you have to struggle to avoid bringing up relevant FMA connections in essays and class discussions.

You have created FMA character smiley faces.

You have cast yourself as one of the characters in FMA.

You are waiting patiently (or not so patiently) for Ed to cross over to this side of the gate.

You cry over the events of FMA more than real life events.

Talking to your friends who don't watch FMA has become difficult.

You find yourself in a contest over who is more obsessed with FMA, and always win.

You create a list titled 'You know you're obsessed with FMA when…'

You have debates over whether Ed's in various fanfictions would or would not do something.

Finding other people who like FMA is like Christmas coming early. (IT IS!)

You find yourself distressing over getting older, because it means you are getting too old for Ed.

You find yourself overjoyed about getting older, because it means you are getting closer in age to Roy.

Moments where FMA randomly appears in your daily life make you extremely happy.

You 'squee' over romantic moments between Roy and Riza in Brotherhood.

Your computer background is always something from FMA. (The past few months, yes)

The thought of Ed ending up with anyone else but yourself in the end is far worse than the death of Albus Dumbledore. (TT)

Bold the things you do or agree with!

Boy Section

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football/rugby games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball/rugby cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 10 (Not surprised)

Girls Section

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (To a certain degree)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9 (Close call. xD)

Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits - I'm not Afraid by Eminem (I'm okay with this...)

Waking Up - I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island (XD FUCK YEAH!)

First Day of School - This is Halloween By Marilyn Manson (...)

Falling in Love - Monster by Meg and Dia (That's not good ._.)

Fight Song - Turn my Swag on by Soulja Boy ( ... XD)

Breaking Up - Bruises and Bite marks by Good with Grenades (...Wut?)

Prom - Change by Taylor Swift ( Eh...)

Life is Just...Okay - Mr. Lonely by Akon ( ._. That fits really well actually)

Mental Breakdown - Papercut by Linkin Park (Not bad either)

Driving - In my Heart by Favorite Highway ( ... )

Flashback - My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas ( ... XD)

Getting Back Together - One Time by Justin Beiber (DON'T ASK WHY THIS IS ON MY IPOD. Just...don't.)

Birth of Child - It will Rain by Bruno Mars ( Okay?)

Wedding - Animal by Neon Trees ( xD I like that actually)

Final Battle - What hurts the most by Rascal Flatts (I can deal with that)

Death Scene - Anywhere but here by SafetySuit (Not bad)

Funeral Song- Fall For you by Secondhand Serenade (WTF)

Ending Credits - Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz ( I like that as well... :3)

Seme/Uke Test!

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. (Doesn't shock me.)

Interview with the author

1. For which fandom do you write the most?
FMA. I will write more Naruto ones when I get inspired.

2. Your favourite pairing?
RoyxEd. Hands down. Ed is cute and hot and Roy is a sexy beast. xD

3. Are you more into Yaoi, Yuri, Het, ...
Yaoi. I'm not into Yuri and Het. is okay. Depends on the couple.

4. Do you prefer writing when it's day or when it's night?
Anytime. It seems I write more at night though. I'm more awake then.

5. How long does it take you to write a One-Shot?
Maybe 2 or 3 hours. Depends on what the one-shot it about.

6. Same question, but then for a multi-chapter fic.
Depends.

7. Do you listen to music while writing?
I listen to music all day, everyday. So yes! :D

8. What's your writing style, and do you keep it or try to change it?
I'm not sure what you would call it. I guess I do try to improve my writing.

9. Is it difficult for you to come up with new ideas?
No. I get so many that I can't really keep up with it all. _'

10. When you want to write a multi-chapter fic, do you first write out all the chapters, plot them, or just write down whatever comes into your mind?
Whatever comes to mind. I get the basic story in my head and as I write things come to mind.

11. Do you write lemons?
I haven't gotten to that yet. I might...

12. Describe your writing style in three words.
I don't know.

13. How many hours do you spend writing (day/week/month)?
Probably 2 hours a day.

14. Do you write for the others or for yourself?
Well, I write to entertain myself. I decided to share my entertainment with the world. XD

15. How do you try to improve your writing skills?
I try to write more and more each chapter.

16. Any last words?
Hmmm, last words? Goodbye.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossman, TIME